Since we are posting toilets...

3 years ago by Know_not_Scotty_does to c/mildlyinfuriating

shidposter 22 points 3 years ago
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rcsheets 4 points 3 years ago

There would be real incentive to GTFO.

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Izzent 13 points 3 years ago

Competitive shitting

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Confuzzeled 2 points 3 years ago

How about synchronised shitting?

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FirstWizardZorander 12 points 3 years ago

Competitive shitting duel space

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nodsocket 7 points 3 years ago
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Wistful 6 points 3 years ago

Poop-off

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DisgruntledHedgehog 3 points 3 years ago

Good time for a staring contest

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Sidhean 11 points 3 years ago

Ah, the fabled Dueling Toilets!

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bernieecclestoned 7 points 3 years ago

Battleshits

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wolfeh 1 point 3 years ago

We haven't played that since back at camp!

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BreakingBad 10 points 3 years ago

Dueling baΓ±os

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queermunist 10 points 3 years ago

Battleshits

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RanchOnPancakes 10 points 3 years ago

Is dueling banjos played on loop in this bathroom?

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Aoladari 7 points 3 years ago

Dueling buttholes. Last to fart wins.

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Know_not_Scotty_does 2 points 3 years ago

I mean, it is in a Cajun place....

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wabafee 9 points 3 years ago

Just add a table there and chessboard and its c/AnarchyChess.

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FreezingInFuckingHell 9 points 3 years ago

Bring a friend!

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Dasnap 5 points 3 years ago

Play some Beyblade.

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FreezingInFuckingHell 2 points 3 years ago

Beyblade while shitting with the homies sounds like a vibe.

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donkeythesnowman 9 points 3 years ago

Finally me and my bro can arm wrestle during group shits

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jcb2016 1 point 3 years ago
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jcb2016 0 points 3 years ago

Hehehe very funny

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bizzwell 8 points 3 years ago

I can see the purpose of this. I can take a dump in the one on the left while I whizz into the one on the right. That way I don't have to worry about pee splashing up on me when I drop a turd. Well done!

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TurretCorruption 8 points 3 years ago

Pictured: the current state of reddit, 2023, colorized.

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Loccy 1 point 3 years ago

Those are fediverse toilets. If you shit in one of them it will be available in the other one too.

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freebrick 8 points 3 years ago
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Crackhappy 7 points 3 years ago

Poop back and forth.

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KreekyBonez 5 points 3 years ago

...forever

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rcsheets 5 points 3 years ago

Take my reluctant upvote.

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ngoomie 7 points 3 years ago

COMPETITIVE SHITTING, made real........

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TurretCorruption 3 points 3 years ago

The sequel to CHALLENGE PISSING

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Variden3301 7 points 3 years ago

When you finished singleplayer and you are ready to try co-op mode

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pnelego 7 points 3 years ago

You can poop while playing footsie

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Know_not_Scotty_does 7 points 3 years ago

Can and should. Its the poo-lite thing to do.

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RHSJack 2 points 3 years ago

No. Get out. This is a family thread.

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ElmAndYew 7 points 3 years ago

This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs

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brianorca 6 points 3 years ago

I remember at a church I was involved in, they had to make a larger stall for ADA reasons. (Original building was from 1960) so they just moved the dividers without changing any plumbing and had a urinal and a toilet in the same stall, in order to make enough room for maneuvering a wheelchair.

Nobody wants to touch the plumbing, especially if it's down in the concrete slab.

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escapedgoat 6 points 3 years ago

I'm curious how my attempt at pooping in one while simultaneously peeing in the other would work out.

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Rando 1 point 3 years ago

But for which is the home toilet you're propelling the other from?

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Prismo 6 points 3 years ago

Now you can send memes back and forth forever

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adhdplantdev 5 points 3 years ago

Engineer: You are absolutely sure about the position of these toilets? Absolutely sure? Architect: Yes. Engineer: ....... Ok. Sign this form.

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Know_not_Scotty_does 3 points 3 years ago

Later:

Architect: what do you mean suicide doors on a toilet stall don't meet code?! And who the hell is Ada and why do they get to corrupt my vision?!? Fine, no doors, we will say its "open concept" and charge them double.

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radix 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 71949, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
troublecat 2 points 3 years ago

Oh good, it wasn't just me.

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Sans_outside 2 points 3 years ago

First thing that came to my mind. Guess it also show how old I'm getting.

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confetti_8tVST5 5 points 3 years ago
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DarthRedLeader 4 points 3 years ago

Make eye contact while farting to assert dominance.

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howmanytacos 4 points 3 years ago

Battle shits!

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xavier666 2 points 3 years ago

PvP

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virtualras 4 points 3 years ago
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KBDFan42 4 points 3 years ago

That’s the toilet that spez deserves for destroying such classic website. Lemmy does appear quite similar to Apollo, and by extension, Alien Blue Reddit though, so that’s a plus.

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AWanderingSorcerer 4 points 3 years ago

The ultimate version of prolonged eye contact.

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Know_not_Scotty_does 1 point 3 years ago

P R O L O N G E D E Y E C O N T A C T

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iwaspunkrockonce 4 points 3 years ago

When a Zoom meeting won't do ...

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adthrawn 3 points 3 years ago

This is like a nightmare haha

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Know_not_Scotty_does 2 points 3 years ago

But friends can help you with nightmares...

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ComplexLotus 3 points 3 years ago

in ancient rome they had public toilets like these, so they could talk while ... accessing toilet services ... makes me wonder if "shame" associated with the toilet is an invention from the middle ages?

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open_world 3 points 3 years ago
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anxietysloth 3 points 3 years ago

I'm just glad they kept it accessible with that handrail. Priorities

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Know_not_Scotty_does 1 point 3 years ago

Only one side is accessible though. Choose wisely.

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SeeMinusMinus 3 points 3 years ago

buddy system

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muddy 3 points 3 years ago

Why would this be hot

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MarsRT 1 point 3 years ago

deep inside you know this fulfills your deepest kinks

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bin_bash 3 points 3 years ago

Seems like a privacy issue a lot of data will be colected

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rcsheets 3 points 3 years ago

Wow, very uncomfortable.

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SuperSloth 3 points 3 years ago

First one to poop gets to leave, second one to poop gets left with the smell but gets the room to themselves. Who suffers the worse fate?

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Know_not_Scotty_does 4 points 3 years ago

Its like thunderdome then. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!

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Zerlyna 3 points 3 years ago

At least the knees won't touch.....?

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Sage_the_Lawyer 3 points 3 years ago
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namhi 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 84468, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Jasontheguitarist 2 points 3 years ago

Dueling Deuces.

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j4k3 2 points 3 years ago
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Furball 2 points 3 years ago

Poppy pals

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DRx 2 points 3 years ago

Anyone down for a thumb war while pooping?

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TrickiWoo 2 points 3 years ago

His and hers

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Kalkaline 2 points 3 years ago

Reminds me of the restrooms in Full Metal Jacket.

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BackOnMyBS 1 point 3 years ago

πŸ€œπŸ€›

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poofbirb 1 point 3 years ago
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Tagger 1 point 3 years ago

How did you get into my toilet?!?!

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JerkyIsSuperior -6 points 3 years ago

The stall is obviously not installed yet, but whatever, funny picture on the internet, gotta get those points.

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mikestevens 4 points 3 years ago

You sound fun

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idunnololz 3 points 3 years ago

The floor looks very old and there appears to be a lot of use where you rest your feet when using the toilet.

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Know_not_Scotty_does 3 points 3 years ago

Nah, this bathroom has been like this since the early 2000s.

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crossal 2 points 3 years ago

Username checks out

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MiddleWeigh 1 point 3 years ago

i have never see a bathroom layout like this lmao.

Imagine stalls around it. The doors would be where camera is and a divider right between the toilet paper things, look at that clearence there lmao. That whole set up would be an unconventional design to say the least. And would still be weird af this close.

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