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PM_me_your_vagina_thanks 181 points 3 years ago

The cheeks also say "left cheek" and "right cheek" lmao

EDIT: Does the neck say "Larian"?

EDIT: the full neck is "Larian Studios", amazing

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Stamets 72 points 3 years ago

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bane_killgrind 42 points 3 years ago

There's a bug report somewhere I bet.

"Face tattoo puzzle regression: only default text shows"

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BrianTheeBiscuiteer 16 points 3 years ago

They kind of broke the fourth wall with Karlach. It'd be epic if there's an NPC out there that bursts out laughing when they see those tattoos.

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Annoyed_Crabby 119 points 3 years ago

Same energy

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Stamets 19 points 3 years ago

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neoman4426 2 points 3 years ago

Note, that's not the joke, wikia images are just weird. For whatever reason the ?cb=whatever bit causes hotlinking to fail. Stripping that leads to an image of a ...bouncer? from the show Gravity Falls with face tattoos reading "head" and "chin" https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/...

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Taako_Tuesday 10 points 3 years ago

I was gonna post the same thing!

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bananbreadnomnom 8 points 3 years ago

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SzethFriendOfNimi 78 points 3 years ago

Clever. Less chance for …. Cultural misunderstandings in some markets.

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Stamets 39 points 3 years ago

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Cylusthevirus 12 points 3 years ago

Imagine doing some elaborate deal with Raphael for the promise of greater power through understanding of infernal runes only to get this fucking translation done.

I would die laughing.

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WarmSoda 6 points 3 years ago

Definitely fist bump

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 66 points 3 years ago

Back in high school I invented a runic language like this and I used it to cheat in German class. I was always drawing fantasy/scifi scenes on my notebooks and I would write all the German verb declensions into the scenes, like on Thor's chest or the side of a spaceship or whatever, and then have the notebook on the floor while taking the test. Straight As in German and now I can't fucking speak German.

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masquenox 30 points 3 years ago

now I can’t fucking speak German.

I took German for two years without cheating and I can't speak German, either. Classrooms are the worst places to learn languages, period.

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neshura 6 points 3 years ago

At some point I switched my games from German to English, my English skills probably improved more in the first two months of doing that than in the 4 years of classroom English I had before then.

I've heard similar from the people who took French or Spanish as ellectives, it seems schools are the worst place to actually learn a language (I'd say including your native one, I learned more about German in Philosophy class than in German class)

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postmateDumbass 22 points 3 years ago

What an enigma you represent.

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Not_Alec_Baldwin 10 points 3 years ago

Underrated pun. Nice.

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captain_samuel_brady 13 points 3 years ago

I hope you can at least still speak the ancient runes of the Chicken Lady.

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Hubi 12 points 3 years ago

That's a pretty genius way to cheat, impressive.

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toastus 8 points 3 years ago

Guter Trick, trotzdem schade eigentlich.

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threelonmusketeers 7 points 3 years ago

Can you still read and write in your runic language?

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 8 points 3 years ago

I can't even read and write English any more.

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tburkhol 36 points 3 years ago

Don't have any tattoos, myself, but now I kinda want to have "shoulder" runes on my shoulder. In case I ever forget.

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Stamets 31 points 3 years ago

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neoman4426 16 points 3 years ago

I've always kind of wanted one that says something like "I don't know, I don't speak Japanese" in Japanese

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deus 11 points 3 years ago

It doesn't have to mean anything as long as it looks cool. I'm gonna get me a tattoo that says "Japanese tattoo" in Japanese, would probably look like this: 日本のタトゥー

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Akasazh 3 points 3 years ago

I have none, not don't desire a tattoo, however if pressed I'd do a Lorem Ipsum tattoo because, I'd like to meet people that got the joke.

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Hotdogman 25 points 3 years ago

Top tier trolling. Simply marvelous.

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Anonymousllama 23 points 3 years ago

Peak immersion

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macisr 23 points 3 years ago

At least it doesn't say Damaged, or HaHaHaHa.

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fsxylo 22 points 3 years ago

I think I finally know what tattoo I want.

"Left arm"

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neuracnu 17 points 3 years ago

🔝 this side up 🔝

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ares35 10 points 3 years ago

that's what the tramp stamp says.

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Romanmir 17 points 3 years ago

Missed opportunity for a “Drink your Ovaltine” reference.

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threelonmusketeers 1 point 3 years ago

"A crummy commercial?"

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shoomemer 14 points 3 years ago

Also, "left cheek" and "right cheek"

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GreenMario 14 points 3 years ago

That's brilliant! If you been following Larian since Divine Divinity, this is classic Larian lol

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theodewere 12 points 3 years ago

foolish mortals think this is some kind of game.. those labels allow the demons to take possession of you.. that's the point of writing the words in their language.. they can now use that face like a puppet..

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havokdj 2 points 3 years ago

succ

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Varyk 7 points 3 years ago

What do you think he says when people ask him what they mean?

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Stamets 4 points 3 years ago

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bappity 7 points 3 years ago

metal as hell

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ILikeBoobies 6 points 3 years ago

This is how I name characters and places when I write

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catmtking 6 points 3 years ago

Dare someone to get these tattoos irl

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thisisawayoflife 6 points 3 years ago

I translated this as:

"burt is a slave driver and is going bald too"

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sexy_peach 5 points 3 years ago

that's hilarious

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Chocrates 4 points 3 years ago

I love it!

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