It is! I had to tinker with the photo on my phone to try and get it to look like what it actually looks like and it's still not exactly the same as in person, but it's pretty close

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Bottom_racer 3 points 3 years ago

Shoulda got white. science going into hawt.

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bull 17 points 3 years ago

NEW CAR DAY

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Llabyrinthine 3 points 3 years ago

🥳

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bananafungus 2 points 3 years ago

Sick skides! 🏎🏎

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CEOofmyhouse56 15 points 3 years ago

And I'm out ☝️bowled out by a covid ball. I had a good innings though. Just gonna rest up and try not to cough a shit out.

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Duenan 4 points 3 years ago

Hope you feel better soon and it doesn't last for too long.

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CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 3 years ago

Thank you.

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baconmash 4 points 3 years ago

💊🍋🫚🍯

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CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 3 years ago

Thank you

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Seagoon_ 3 points 3 years ago

hugs , take care 🍋🍯🥃

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CEOofmyhouse56 1 point 3 years ago

Thank you

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Bottom_racer 13 points 3 years ago

Had an attempted break-in last night. Bit of a worry.

There goes my sleep for the next while.

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Thornburywitch 6 points 3 years ago

Maybe borrow a dog for a while. Hambam? I would imagine being licked to death by a border collie would be enough to discourage even the most ardent feef.

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Taleya 8 points 3 years ago

I could send Misha. Ain't nothing like having ten ton of fat bitch coming at you convinced you have cheese

(she thinks everyone has cheese. And its hers by divine right)

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Bottom_racer 2 points 3 years ago

I'd actually think Butters would be a better bet.

But jeez waking up to that is going to throw me for a bit.

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Taleya 6 points 3 years ago

If you scared the everloving shit out of them, they won't be back.

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melbaboutown 2 points 3 years ago

I'm sorry mate. I've had cooked people repeatedly try to get into mine before and it is an awful hypervigilant feeling.

Time to Home Alone it? Whatever makes you feel better. Perhaps with luck a pile of pots and pans in front of the entry point will alert neighbours/break the intruder's neck.

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MeanElevator 12 points 3 years ago

Someone came into the office today with a fairly nasty cough.

They were asked to go work from home about 15 minutes later.

They started protesting 'But I'm already here and it took me an hour to get to work!!'

The absolute fucking brainless audacity of this moron....

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Mittens_meow 5 points 3 years ago

At least someone told them to go home. Been in a workplace where the boss didn’t care. Everyone kept getting sick from this guy who would refuse to stay home when sick.

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StudChud 11 points 3 years ago

The DT hath spoken. I shall request extra pay.

I'll get a day-in-lieu anyway because I'm working cup day. Noice!

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Duenan 4 points 3 years ago

And then after you get paid you can treat yourself to something nice and save the rest.

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Seagoon_ 4 points 3 years ago

she really deserves it 💗😊🤗

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StudChud 1 point 3 years ago

🥰

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StudChud 3 points 3 years ago

Ooo yess I have been meaning to get a set of usb-c headphones. 💜

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just_kitten 10 points 3 years ago

Patted this seemingly friendly boi while visiting a friend (stray/neighbourhood cats are common in this country), he was enthusiastically rubbing himself all over me and enjoyed being picked up by my friend, but once I scritched his cheek he loved it for 2.5 seconds and then flipped a switch and gave my hand a very deep chomp that literally struck a nerve 🥲 went to a GP just to be sure and got some oral and topical antibiotics.

I have been having shit luck with cats here this time which is sad.

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fullkitwanker 4 points 3 years ago

Name does not check out 😢

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Duenan 4 points 3 years ago

Almost. In this case Just_bitten.

hides

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Taleya 9 points 3 years ago

jeeeesus christ I got fisted by freddy work-wise today.

I'm gonna eat a wheel of brie in the bathtub

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6368_39162 5 points 3 years ago

Now there’s a double image! 👀

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Llabyrinthine 8 points 3 years ago

Halp. I haz hit a wall.

Send coffee, pls.

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baconmash 4 points 3 years ago

☕️

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fullkitwanker 2 points 3 years ago

Did you apologize to the wall

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Llabyrinthine 1 point 3 years ago

Haha, I did not.

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Bottom_racer 8 points 3 years ago

So last night's attempted home invasion has brought me to bringing a golf club to bed. I have chosen a 5 iron.

But seriously worrying about this shit was not on my 2023 bingo card.

So I'm now in the process of working out how much paranoia is healthy. Like do you set up a little random timer for a light(s), a camera would be pointless after the fact. The motion sensor out the front works but wasn't a deterrent.

Rationally, statistically it's not common. Seeing it first hand is making me irrational.

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baconmash 5 points 3 years ago

I had an attempted break in a few years ago during the day. They ran when they saw me appeared at the window. Never returned. If the attempted home invasion was more of a thief nature rather than a robbery nature I’d say you’ll be fine.

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melbaboutown 3 points 3 years ago

Cameras can sometimes be a deterrant, and the ones you can see through an app on your phone can quickly reassure you that a sound was just a possum. Or can let you know if there's anyone sus outside, giving you the jump to get out the back door and/or call the cops.

Give yourself a break. You've been through a shaking experience and don't need to beat yourself up about your reactions

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CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 3 years ago

What you need to do is set up some speakers and a German shepherd/ rottweiller sound track on your phone. You hear a noise, you press play.

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bull 7 points 3 years ago

Haha fuck me.. I ordered uber eats IMMEDIATELY FORGOT that I did and went for a nap. The notifications from the app somehow didn't wake me up.

Edit: decided fuck this I'm going to the pub

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StudChud 7 points 3 years ago

So tired. I just want to sleep, but I have work tomorrow and Saturday, 10am start and 8am start respectively.

Penalty rates or a day-in-lieu? Decisions decisions...

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bull 6 points 3 years ago

Early night and get dat monayyyyyyy

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Duenan 4 points 3 years ago

If you get through it I’d say get the extra pay.

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Seagoon_ 4 points 3 years ago

stash that money away while you can

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melbaboutown 7 points 3 years ago

I'm so tired of trying to be positive all the time. There's now actually a genuinely shitty attitude bleeding through because I can't seem to be treated respectfully or catch a break.

It's been a bad day.

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Taleya 6 points 3 years ago

brings you pizza pockets and fat cats who like to sit on people

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6368_39162 5 points 3 years ago

🍭

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Seagoon_ 4 points 3 years ago

hugs

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the_procrastinata 2 points 3 years ago

Sending you hugs and cheese. Cheese makes things feel better, even just for a little while.

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bull 7 points 3 years ago

Playing around with the vplates website for a laugh (I can't see me bothering with custom plates) and this is available for someone who wants to express their road rage through their plates:

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baconmash 5 points 3 years ago

fuck you's transliteration in my language is available

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Taleya 2 points 3 years ago

I wanna put this on my pushbike

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Taleya 7 points 3 years ago

oh god oh god oh god oh god.

To quote:

Can you please send us a screenshot of the "Hostname" you are referring to?

....Why do I have to explain to the support team for networking equipment what a fuggen hostname is?

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Mittens_meow 2 points 3 years ago

That’s a worry…..

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Duenan 7 points 3 years ago

Well i feeling down and couldn’t resist therapy shopping and eating wven though it makes me feel awful that I’m spending money when I’m trying to save.

I’ve spent the last of my money on chicken wings and a pack of half price kranskies to drown myself into oblivion over the coming days.

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Seagoon_ 5 points 3 years ago

so many hugs

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Duenan 3 points 3 years ago

Thank you. I really need hugs today.

Got one from my coworker today without her knowing that I needed one but she needed one as well for reasons unknown to me.

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bananafungus 7 points 3 years ago

Definitely feeling the new job fatigue today, and having "oh my god this is real" anxiety.

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Pilk 6 points 3 years ago

The metro tunnel stations are absolutely unreal. The dusty old city loop is really gonna look so much worse than it even does now.

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StudChud 3 points 3 years ago

Dayum they're huge and beautiful!

One year ahead of schedule too. I have been past the one at the hospital and it looks great even from ground level. Rippa!

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bull 3 points 3 years ago

Sad they're going with what looks to be modern stylings. So plain and boring. Ohhh waterstrider metal legs.. soooo interesting..

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wscholermann 1 point 3 years ago

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Baku 6 points 3 years ago

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Thornburywitch 5 points 3 years ago

Beautiful. Giving me Morradoo railway station vibes, but with a hill.

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Baku 4 points 3 years ago

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cherryripesalmoncake 3 points 3 years ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

Population: 3

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Baku 3 points 3 years ago

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fullkitwanker 6 points 3 years ago

Got my hair cut by a different stylist. Do not like my hair cut now. Lesson learned 😢

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calhoon2005 6 points 3 years ago

Bloody hell, this COVID fatigue thing is a bit naff isn't it. Got the kids to school, now I just want to sleep for a few hours.

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Taleya 6 points 3 years ago

Me: yooo support how do i change the hostname on this AP

Clearly An AI email bot: you can change the broadcast SSID by going to xx xx zx xx

Link at bottom: did we get this wrong? Click here for a human review!

Me :clicks link

Human Review: you can change the broadcast SSID by going to xx xx zx xx

Someone get me a fork.

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fullkitwanker 5 points 3 years ago

Not sure if you've tried but with chat bots I straight up say "connect me to a human" and it works 9/10 times

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Taleya 1 point 3 years ago

this is via email support. if it was a chatbot I'd've broken it about fourteen hours ago, it's not hard.

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fullkitwanker 2 points 3 years ago

Gah that's even more frustrating

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bull 6 points 3 years ago

Went for a night cruise to get better acquainted with the car. I had concerns that the subwoofer wasn't doing much but once I jiggled with some settings and found the right music the bass came to life big time. She rumble. Also, I'm not sure what dark magic controls the headlights but it was able to use auto high beams while behind a car without high beaming the car. Technology is rad. OH and speaking of.. adaptive cruise control in this thing allows going all the way to a full stop which is nuts. I was using adaptive in the USA and when that got below I think 28 miles per hour it just turned cruise control off.

Happy bull is happy with car.

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Seagoon_ 6 points 3 years ago

market jam doughnuts have been obtained 😊

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RustyRaven 5 points 3 years ago

My neighbour is out trimming their tree on the fenceline. Which is a good thing, but a bit confronting as he is on a ladder and can see directly into my lounge room. I will have to try not to do anything too embarrasing for a while.

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Thornburywitch 1 point 3 years ago

Wrong answer! Time to put a large sheet of paper over the window with rude slogans written on it in lipstick. Or similar.

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SituationCake 4 points 3 years ago

Sometimes I feel old because words don’t have the same meaning they used to. Cute used to mean adorable like a kitten. But now people will call a glamorous dress cute, or a sunset, or almost anything at all that looks vaguely nice. But now what I don’t know, is what is the new word for cute?

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Bottom_racer 5 points 3 years ago

We must adapt!

A sunset is not cute I will not adapt to that.

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Seagoon_ 3 points 3 years ago

kawaii

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baconmash 3 points 3 years ago

uwu

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calhoon2005 1 point 3 years ago

I'd take that to mean cute-sy

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Seagoon_ 1 point 3 years ago

sweet

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6368_39162 4 points 3 years ago

I have a slight suspicion Tommy’s sabertooth tiger Halloween costume isn’t entirely convincing

https://imgur.com/a/2bC7o6Z

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bull 5 points 3 years ago

LOOK OUT! A SABRETOOTH TIGER!

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6368_39162 3 points 3 years ago

Meow… um…. RAWR!

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baconmash 4 points 3 years ago

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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Thornburywitch 4 points 3 years ago

Devilled kidneys on toast and coffee please. With toast and marmelade to follow.

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baconmash 3 points 3 years ago

😈🫘
🍞☕️

🍞🍯

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Thornburywitch 4 points 3 years ago

Thanks!

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RustyRaven 3 points 3 years ago

4 stong coffees please.

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baconmash 3 points 3 years ago

🦾☕️ 🦾☕️ 🦾☕️ 🦾☕️

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Duenan 3 points 3 years ago

I'm so shellshocked from being outside that I don't know what I feel like.

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baconmash 3 points 3 years ago

🍧🍦🧋

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Force_majeure122 2 points 3 years ago

Apple pen, pineapple pen

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useless_modern_god 4 points 3 years ago

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baconmash 2 points 3 years ago

🍎🖊🍍🖊

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bananafungus 3 points 3 years ago

Rediscovery how much I hate important services running 9-5pm, have 2 parcels at the post office I'm never going to get to in time.

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bananafungus 3 points 3 years ago

Watching Life on Our Planet and have to say, it's a bit shit... It's not really even pretty enough to excuse the lack of cohesive story. The first episode was probably the worst, it was like some never ending trailer that cut just as you got interested.

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dumblederp 1 point 3 years ago

When nature calls w/Helen Mirren was another terrible nature ..uhh.. show.

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Duenan 3 points 3 years ago

Aww crud. I either have hayfever or I’ve caught a cold.

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CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 3 years ago

I thought I had hayfever but it turned out to be covid. Take care buddy.

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Duenan 3 points 3 years ago

Thanks, I did a Rat test but that came back negative so it’s something else unless the test hadn’t accurate.

Hope you’re feeling somewhat better as well.

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CEOofmyhouse56 3 points 3 years ago

Thanks mate. I just slept the day away. Tbh it just feels like a really bad case of hayfever. I'll be ok but I do feel for the elderly or babies and little kids getting it.

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Duenan 3 points 3 years ago

Flat day today, cold, I'm tired and been told that I have to work at another site one day a week for the rest of the tear, which I'm not very happy about.

Guess I have to do what I'm told as it's been pass through all the various management channels.

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fullkitwanker 3 points 3 years ago

Duality of me. Some days lazy cunt, some days not.

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CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 3 years ago

Oh England will you never learn. STAY ON YOUR CREASE YOU FUCKING WOMBATS.

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Duenan 2 points 3 years ago

What happened? Did someone get stumped out again from wandering from their crease?

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CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 3 years ago

Yep. Sri Lankan stumped the pom from the other side the pitch.

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Seagoon_ 2 points 3 years ago

#Worldle #643 X/6 (93%) ⭐ 📷 #WhereTaken🌎 #242 2/6 🎉⭐⭐⭐

📷 #WhereTaken🇺🇸 #226 6/6🎉 ⭐⭐⭐ wheretakenusa.teuteuf.fr

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Bottom_racer 2 points 3 years ago

Now if you're looking at currency and specifically USD/JPY it is a really good time to make gyoza.

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