An oldie but a goodie

3 years ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost

ryan 172 points 3 years ago

20 inches

doubles in length

takes off my robe and wizard hat Nah I'm good.

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remotedev 153 points 3 years ago

....said the stable boy

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user1234 50 points 3 years ago

I doubt he's stable now

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Hadriscus 5 points 3 years ago

growing a third leg is great for stability

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Slagathor 25 points 3 years ago

He's a stable MAN now.

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ickplant 75 points 3 years ago

They don't call him Drath'nor the Anus Destroyer for nothing.

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ReCursing 108 points 3 years ago

You build a bridge and do they call you Drath'nor the Bridge Builder? You educate the young and so they call you Drath'nor the Teacher? You protect your sheep in a storm and do they call you Drath'nor the Shepard?

No

But you make ONE dodgy curry for the village...

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KidsTryThisAtHome 23 points 3 years ago

Yeah, the blood of a thousand innocent anus didn't come from consent

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 3 years ago

Why?

You could do anal and oral at the same time.

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Phen 125 points 3 years ago

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn't remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.

Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.

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Prethoryn 52 points 3 years ago

This is what Reddit used to do for me. The weirdest thing Reddit ever did was give me the name of an insect that for years I tried to Google when I would see it and I have legitimately only ever seen the bug 3 times in my 28 years of life. They are so small, so infrequent, and so rare that I thought for years I wasn't even seeing an I sect but just a fuzz from a dandelion once it changes.

I mean for actual fucking years I could not find the regular name, the slang name (usually changes based on dialect, or even the scientific name. The amount of times I searched for "white fuzzy bug" or "white floating bug." No matter the combination. I even would tell people, "I remember seeing this bug and I have seen it so rarely I don't even know if it is real." And most of my friends would say, "yeah never seen it." And then that one friend would say, "dude me too." And then one fucking day I open Reddit and God dammit if I didn't believe it someone gave me the name. Actual years of feeling insane and thinking those little fuckers were a sign of something higher because of how fragile and cute they are and Reddit not only gives me the name, confirms I am sane but enlightens me on the little bastards they actually are.

I am from West Virginia and if you made it this far well by God if you have seen one then I swear on mother nature you aren't insane and we are in this together.

EDIT: A better site and image

Woolly Aphid

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Neil 25 points 3 years ago
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jackalope 1 point 3 years ago

Huh?

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Neil 2 points 3 years ago
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Prethoryn 1 point 3 years ago

Fixed:

I edited the site. It's not a ton better but it's readable.

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theangryseal 6 points 3 years ago

I’m from West Virginia too. My mom told me they were fairies.

I legit believed that shit.

I am from far far south, different dialect. Everybody know that.

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Prethoryn 2 points 3 years ago

Turns out the little bastards are terrible despite being cute.

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tacosanonymous 74 points 3 years ago

While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.

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GCostanzaStepOnMe 45 points 3 years ago

Blood of a thousand innocent ani

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Karyoplasma 5 points 3 years ago

Isn't "of a thousand anus" a dative construct, so the plural should be "anis"?

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GCostanzaStepOnMe 5 points 3 years ago

Afaik you don't declinate loanwords beyond the plural, but you'd have to ask Merriam Webster for that.

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Karyoplasma 4 points 3 years ago

Fun little tidbit: the word "loanword" itself is a sub-type of a loanword, a calque, which is a word-by-word translation from a word in a different language. It was brought to English from the German "Lehnwort".

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keefshape 1 point 3 years ago

🤯

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barsoap 2 points 3 years ago

Loans generally follow the grammar of the host language. English has a plural, it doesn't have a dative.

Well, a dative marked by morphology, that is, outside of "him/her/whom", instead it's done by word order. Take "The smith gave the miller the hammer", "the miller" is dative, "the hammer" is accusative, you can't say "The smith gave the hammer the miller".

Also "of a thousand ani" is genitive, marking of that is done with "of" or "'s".

As to plural form: English has a gazillion of those: Caboose, cabeese (yay Ablaut!), box, boxen, etc. Some Latin doesn't hurt.

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Karyoplasma 1 point 3 years ago

Then the correct plural is "anorum" in this case.

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reagansrottencorpse 4 points 3 years ago

Octopi

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KISSmyOS 6 points 3 years ago
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ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 3 years ago

Octopuses. It's an English word, not Latin.

If you wanted to be less wrong, but still try to look smart, you could use octopodes, since it's of Greek root. But in any case, it's an English word, and thus is Octopuses.

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jackalope 9 points 3 years ago path: 0 5002456 5005324 5017780 5019460, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 6
Shard 7 points 3 years ago

Get out of here you descriptivist.

Don't you know we here folk on lemmy are prescriptivists by law? God help you if autocorrect messes with your intended statement.

/s (if required)

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ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 3 years ago

You can make up whatever words you want, yes.

That's just saying you're ignorant of how other people communicate, so you're going to make up your own words and hope for the best.

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AnxiousOtter 2 points 3 years ago
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Karyoplasma 3 points 3 years ago

House and Hice.

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spirinolas 43 points 3 years ago

Nice. I put on my wizard robe and hat.

EDIT: Goddamn it, everybody thought of this one!! The Interwebz is too small.

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jelloeater85 20 points 3 years ago

That joke is old enough to drive... 🤣

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McNomin 9 points 3 years ago

Even old enough to drink alcohol in the US legally.

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PerogiBoi 34 points 3 years ago

I put on my wizard hat n robe…

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bingbong 19 points 3 years ago

I'm gandalf, the anus destroyer, and you're my simple hobbit.

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ASeriesOfPoorChoices -4 points 3 years ago

You don't get the reference at all, do you? 😂

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aceshigh 27 points 3 years ago

the most interesting thing about this is the fact that "removed" is blurred out, but not "gay ass queer". times have changed and i feel so fucking old.

e: til you can't say it on lemmy.

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RobertOwnageJunior 11 points 3 years ago

Gay ass queer isn't really a slur, it's just dumb. The other word obviously is one.

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Duamerthrax 1 point 3 years ago

What if Drath'nor is a reanimated Ent or some sort of wooden gollum?

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ryan 5 points 3 years ago

You've brought up a real interesting and nuanced point, which is "what's the difference between an insult and a slur, and when does one become the other?" And a lot of it's just down to "whether the target of said insult/slur feels it's so offensive as to actually cause harm or be a predictor of causing harm," I think.

In the cases you've pointed out, redacted is still very much a slur, whereas "queer" definitely used to be and is now going through a sort of reclamation phase, so whether someone considers it a slur or not really kind of depends on their own history with it. "Queer" is definitely a word with an actively evolving meaning and legacy*, I think, and since we're in the middle of it I'm not sure whether it will end up fully reclaimed or the pendulum will swing the other way eventually.

*all words are actively evolving like this but it's much quicker with insults and slurs because of the emotion involved

Anyway, back to the subject of Drath’nor the Anus Destroyer.

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skullgiver 5 points 3 years ago
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aceshigh 1 point 3 years ago

do they take a request? they're missing at least one...

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skullgiver 3 points 3 years ago
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aceshigh 2 points 3 years ago

that's a good suggestion. thanks

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Deuces 3 points 3 years ago
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aidan 1 point 3 years ago

Wait. Is this a joke? removed?

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FellowEnt 1 point 3 years ago
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MilitantAtheist 22 points 3 years ago

So one of those words needed to be censored. I wonder what it was.

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MilitantAtheist 14 points 3 years ago

I'm kidding, I know what it is.

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MycoBro -15 points 3 years ago

Democrat?

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clanginator 13 points 3 years ago

Conservative "humor"

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UltraMagnus0001 16 points 3 years ago

why was removed censored?

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EternalNicodemus 16 points 3 years ago

I think it's kinda funny when people censor only slurs but leave all other insults, like it will make it less offensive lol

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Franzia 9 points 3 years ago

As a gay person, yes, it does.

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EternalNicodemus 17 points 3 years ago

As a gay person myself, it doesn't

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Vox 16 points 3 years ago
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T00l_shed 2 points 3 years ago

Based and or whatevercolour-pilled/s

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beefcat 2 points 3 years ago

I think slurs are way more offensive than swear words.

Swear words are "offensive" arbitrarily. Some people don't like "shit" because it is a more crude way to say "poop". Most swearwords only became this way through classism. They were deemed offensive by the wealthy because they were initially used by the poor; using them was akin to associating yourself with the lesser classes.

Slurs are offensive by design. Their only purpose is to denigrate people based on their immutable personal characteristics (race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.)

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EternalNicodemus 1 point 3 years ago

Rich people skill issue

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samus12345 6 points 3 years ago

why was removed censored?

The same reason it's censored on Lemmy.world.

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cro_magnon_gilf -5 points 3 years ago

Because much of the internet is based in california

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Uncaged_Jay 15 points 3 years ago

Damn I forgot about Kik. I wonder if it's still used

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fne8w2ah 5 points 3 years ago

That and Snapchat were the quintessential random hookup apps.

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nul9o9 15 points 3 years ago

Getting some fear and hunger vibes from this rp.

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Sheeple 13 points 3 years ago

I target the phallus with my blade attack

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dipshit 15 points 3 years ago

I was told men wanted to be hit on out of no where. This is just confusing me now.

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ArcaneSlime 8 points 3 years ago

Wait so I've been asking "would you like to get some coffee" to women to "hit on" them, have I been doing it wrong? Should I have been forcing unwanted sexual roleplay on them this whole time?

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dipshit 1 point 3 years ago

it sure seemed to work for the recipient on the left.

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doggle 4 points 3 years ago

I mean if sneaking up on people with your dick out is 'hitting on' people the sign me up

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dipshit 1 point 3 years ago

are you short enough to walk under a stallion?

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FangedWyvern42 15 points 3 years ago

covered in the blood of a thousand innocent anuses

You’re a Slaanesh worshipper, we get it.

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kleenbhole 13 points 3 years ago

Why is removed censored?

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samus12345 14 points 3 years ago

Because it's a hateful slur unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks.

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aidan 2 points 3 years ago

It's in a meme. Reading it doesn't harm you. Anymore than reading the other stuff in the meme does, or even just knowing it's written

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samus12345 4 points 3 years ago

Censoring it doesn't harm you, either. It's a word that's only purpose is to spread hate. Nothing of value is lost.

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aidan 4 points 3 years ago

It does, because I call my bf a removed teasingly. And a lot of my gay friends do the same.

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ShitOnABrick 1 point 3 years ago

Or a packet of cigarettes

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TheDarksteel94 9 points 3 years ago

I think you meant "fags". Not quite the same word.

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samus12345 0 points 3 years ago

Derived from the same word, but an abbreviation of it.

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kleenbhole -3 points 3 years ago

So?

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UnculturedSwine -1 points 3 years ago

You obviously haven't had it used against you as a call to violence have you?

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kleenbhole 4 points 3 years ago

No, I got called other words. Not banning them either. The R word is our word.

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Isoprenoid 11 points 3 years ago

Because it breaks Rule 1

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

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NotMaster 12 points 3 years ago

What about all the other bad words...

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Numuruzero 14 points 3 years ago

A little bit of cultural linguistics going on really. Even though the texts are also calling OOP gay and queer, and doing so with the same amount of vitriol as with the f-slur, they aren't recognized as emotionally charged in the same way. All the other cursing is not hate speech per se as it's not directly targeting any immutable characteristics.

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pineapplelover 4 points 3 years ago

This is a civilized society. We have rules you know

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Isoprenoid -2 points 3 years ago

I'm not happy with any of the depicted harassment in the image (fake or not), it just not that funny. If you want to see what happens if you have a descenting opinion though, you can see my massively downvoted post below.

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bitwaba 4 points 3 years ago

you can see my massively downvoted post

Is it doubling in size?

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ArmokGoB 6 points 3 years ago

OP isn't using it. He's quoting someone else using it.

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Isoprenoid -5 points 3 years ago

Then it breaks Rule 5:

No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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ADTJ 13 points 3 years ago

That's ridiculous, quoting harassment is in no way itself harassment. That would undo just about every awareness campaign ever.

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kleenbhole -13 points 3 years ago

I don't buy into the concept of hate speech.

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Kase 2 points 3 years ago

I'm curious, what exactly does this mean? Wdym by hate speech, and are you saying it doesn't exist?

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LtLiana 3 points 3 years ago
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Asudox 1 point 3 years ago

Off topic but for some reason out of nowhere ass reminds me of noodles.

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Supervisor194 1 point 3 years ago
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Isoprenoid -78 points 3 years ago

Wait, is the punch line just "sexual harassment is funny"? I must be missing something. The guy said he didn't like the attention and green straight up continues with " ... said the stable boy." rather than apologising, or dropping it.

This is straight up verbal sexual harassment. 🤔Why is this being upvoted? 🥴 Even if it's fake, the joke is still "Isn't it funny that the guy said stop, but he didn't stop?! lol."

It breaks Rule 5:

No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

Edit: To the downvoters: 🤣

Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: 😗

I'll be monitoring further responses and then blocking this community. Thanks for helping me filter out toxic communities on Lemmy.

I thought this was Lemmy Shitpost, not Lemmy's shitstain. 💩

Edit 3: I love that I call out sexual harassment and I'm met with sexual harassment by users in this community. Hmmm, it's almost like this type of content encourages certain behaviours. Ain't that interesting?

So long and thanks for all the fish ☮

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Kolanaki 103 points 3 years ago

...screamed the stable boy.

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Isoprenoid -62 points 3 years ago

Now we have actual written sexual harassment documented in this thread. 🤡

Rules 1 and 5 are being openly broken. Thanks for showing me the dregs of this community.

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Kolanaki 36 points 3 years ago

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dylanTheDeveloper 12 points 3 years ago

Skill issue

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ASeriesOfPoorChoices 6 points 3 years ago

Are you okay? You are not a lawyer, and seem to be taking this rather hard.

I mean, it's a joke, not Drath'nor's dick.

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Isoprenoid -6 points 3 years ago

Just to be clear, I'm not even upset. I work in STEM so seeing this all unfold has only further confirmed and given me more evidence that I was correct in my original assessment of the joke. I'm writing this stuff out in the hopes that others read it and see what is going on.

I'm all good with dark humor. But the punchline is not "sexual harassment is bad", it's "Sexual harassment is okay, and it is funny to harass people."

That's why, even though it's fake, the punchline is still "look at this scenario, isn't doing sexual harassment hilarious? You (the audience) should also do sexual harassment to other people because it's funny, and people will laugh with you."

And it's worked, there is actual sexual harassment in this thread, people have been encouraged to do it because they saw me as an easy target ("stable boy"). They saw that I wasn't for the joke, so they inserted me as the victim in the original joke. Further, people are upvoting open sexual harassment towards me.

That's why I don't really want to be a part of this community, and why I don't even want to see stuff from this community. If this is what passes as acceptable humor here (the original joke, and then continued poking fun at users), then I don't want to be a part of it.

We can agree to disagree. Again, not upset, just disappointed.

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TheSanSabaSongbird 1 point 3 years ago

Lighten up Francis.

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Isoprenoid -4 points 3 years ago

Mate, I'm lighter than a kite. Any apparent anger in my posts is due to your projection.

You need to chill, man.

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EatYouWell 43 points 3 years ago

Probably because it isn't real.

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Isoprenoid -17 points 3 years ago

Nothing happens ever.

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hemmes 12 points 3 years ago
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Isoprenoid 1 point 3 years ago

Rule 1, bro.

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Napdyn 35 points 3 years ago

Lemmy's shitstain? I feel like you are harassing this community and breaking rule 5. Please throw out your computer, thank you.

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Isoprenoid -27 points 3 years ago

I didn't say this is Lemmy's shitstain, I said I thought this is Lemmy Shitpost and still think it is, and that this is not Lemmy's shitstain.

But new shit has come to light, and I'm reconsidering.

Still not saying that this place is a shitstain yet. It could be, but I haven't confirmed it yet. If you want me to confirm it, then add another insult to injury and click downvote to this post.

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notonReddit -1 points 3 years ago
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Nahdahar 20 points 3 years ago

This is fake (like all of these conversation screenshot posts, welcome to the internet, where have you been) and what makes it funny is the fact that it's fake. If a man posted it as "I've got harassed by X and this is my story" the majority would react similarly to you (some ppl would still be haha funny as we can see from actual sh/sa posts and those people can go fuck themselves). But it isn't, we all know it's fake, we all laugh about the absurdity of it and that's it.

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gjghkk -13 points 3 years ago

So a fake sexual assault story that can be viewed as funny is OK now? Thanks for the heads up.

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Pinklink 17 points 3 years ago

Bro he called him “removed”. This was not a one way street

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Cannacheques 1 point 3 years ago

Well that's not very civil

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Isoprenoid -32 points 3 years ago

So your agreeing with me that there was sexual harassment, and then there was more sexual harassment?

Thank you for proving my point even further.

Edit: It's even worse!

That means this content breaks Rule 1 as well

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

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chicken 7 points 3 years ago

So your agreeing with me that there was sexual harassment, and then there was [homophobia]?

Welcome to internet humor 20 years ago

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MYCOOLNEJM 15 points 3 years ago

Lmao, shit-tier trolling

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MissJinx 12 points 3 years ago

idk if true or copypasta. If not copypasta, can we make it into one?

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pinkdrunkenelephants 21 points 3 years ago

Technically they are right; it does violate the rules of the sub and assuming it wasn't staged or made up, that is a pretty douchey thing to do to somebody. I can see why they'd be offended.

It's still absolutely hysterical of course, but they do have a point.

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ASeriesOfPoorChoices -1 points 3 years ago

A point like the bell-end of Drath'nor's!

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Franzia 2 points 3 years ago

"...said the stable boy" is a bit funny but it just draws back to the joke that an RPer ia forcing someone to join their ERP. ... Said the stable boy.

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benni 4 points 3 years ago

It doesn't feel like sexual harassment to them because it's directed towards a straight male. Change the words to "stable girl" and everyone would call it creepy instead of funny (as they should, because it is). Don't try to reason with these people, it will just needlessly make you angry.

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azulavoir 1 point 3 years ago

I think i recognize some context you're missing.

I feel like this is in response to an unsolicited ERP request from the left chatter, making it essentially proportionate.

Now I can't be certain but that is a common thing I've seen people do so it feels likely.

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Acinonyx 1 point 3 years ago

>>>tumblr

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Isoprenoid 1 point 3 years ago

>>>Edgy 🤣

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