expandn’t the list

3 years ago by lars to c/memes

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WaterSword 111 points 3 years ago

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

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kpw 71 points 3 years ago

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

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Poggervania 22 points 3 years ago

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

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helpImTrappedOnline 79 points 3 years ago

Fixed

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TimeSquirrel 37 points 3 years ago

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

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Poggervania 7 points 3 years ago

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

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hakunawazo 5 points 3 years ago

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

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alienzx 2 points 3 years ago

TIHI

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HiddenLayer5 1 point 3 years ago

0/10 not enough minions.

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idunnololz 9 points 3 years ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Dave 2 points 3 years ago

😉?

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helpImTrappedOnline 1 point 3 years ago

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CaptainBasculin 49 points 3 years ago

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

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0x4E4F 36 points 3 years ago

Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.

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killeronthecorner 35 points 3 years ago

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

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gingernate 2 points 3 years ago

Username checks out ......

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Dagnet 25 points 3 years ago

"Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim"

"You are aware this will only worse your case right?"

"I'm trying to beat a record here ok?"

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CosmicTurtle 17 points 3 years ago

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn't really make a difference.

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helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 3 years ago

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

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0x4E4F 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences... like... they can trial you for the rest, but what's the point.

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radioactiveradio 1 point 3 years ago

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

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radioactiveradio 2 points 3 years ago

Must've gotten 6 stars

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FuyuhikoDate 27 points 3 years ago

ITS A LIE DDD:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

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helpImTrappedOnline 13 points 3 years ago

It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

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doctorn 19 points 3 years ago

Caaaaaaaaarl!

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RIP_Cheems 6 points 3 years ago

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

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FollyDolly 5 points 3 years ago

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

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HiddenLayer5 4 points 3 years ago

What is wrong with you Carl?

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loaExMachina 4 points 3 years ago

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joyjoy 17 points 3 years ago

They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.

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GarytheSnail 8 points 3 years ago

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

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Kase 13 points 3 years ago

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard

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