corus_kt 149 points 3 years ago

Swimming's really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

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RickyRigatoni 57 points 3 years ago

My private pool would be 70% filled with piss.

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hemko 29 points 3 years ago

20% cum, 10% shit and 100% drinking from it

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pigup 31 points 3 years ago

I don't blame you

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Acronychal 6 points 3 years ago

Is that Nutella?

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hemko 4 points 3 years ago

Yammy

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Honytawk 9 points 3 years ago

And a 100% reason to remember my name

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hemko 1 point 3 years ago

Yes that's the joke

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RickyRigatoni 6 points 3 years ago

Hell yeah

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bfg9k 26 points 3 years ago

I find it funny that there is an acceptable level or urea in a pool and it's like 10% lol

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Chobbes 17 points 3 years ago

This is sort of how everything works, unfortunately! Guaranteeing 0% of something is really hard. Your flour probably has a small percentage of bugs in it, for instance. Urea is a relatively small molecule that I imagine you can find tiny amounts of pretty much anywhere. I would be unsurprised if there was at least one molecule of urea in literally anything you eat!

That said, dear god I hope I’ve never been in a pool that’s 10% urine :(. Those kiddie pools at the water park are probably like 90% urine, though. Sometimes I wonder if by volume adults pee in the pool more than kids, though. I have a suspicion a good chunk of adults think it’s fine or will do it secretly anyway.

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Ookami38 5 points 3 years ago

It's not even unfortunate. We're a lot more robust than we think we are. We have two sets of organs designed to filter shit we consume out of us, and in quantities less than a certain amount, whatever it is isn't noticeable. Also, chemicals used in public pools are designed to neutralize things like that. If the water isn't noticeably tinged, you won't even know the difference.

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Chobbes 7 points 3 years ago

Unfortunate in the sense that it just feels kind of gross is all I mean :). Of course this stuff is unlikely to cause any physical harm to somebody.

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stockRot 13 points 3 years ago

You definitely sweat when you swim. People need to rehydrate while swimming, even indoors

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DrRatso 6 points 3 years ago

I would imagine a private pool would be annoyingly small to exercise in, only ever seen one that seemed big enough and that one was way too expensive for any normal person to ever afford. Every other one has been more like for chilling in.

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Synthuir 6 points 3 years ago

Unless I’m misunderstanding you, or there are only extremely tiny pools in your region, any private pool should be big enough to exercise in. You don’t have to be pulling Phelps-level breaststroke times in an Olympic pool; even just treading water is a great exercise. That’s kind of what it seemed like OOP was doing, anyway. Sure you won’t get ripped, but that’s pretty impossible already unless you’re at competitive levels.

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barsoap 1 point 3 years ago

Olympic pools are 50x25m, public pools here tend to be 25x12.50 or 16.6 (5 vs. 6-lane). And as I can actually swim, no, having to turn every three strokes is not an option. In a backyard-sized pool you don't even get to swimming until after you turn: Start jump, dive, bonk your head on the other side before even surfacing.

Sure you can pace up and down an elevator cabin and call it exercise but don't be surprised if runners are underwhelmed.

That said, having a pool with lanes is not at all necessary for exercise. Water park like situations tend to be superior if you're not trying for lap times, I'd say.

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DrRatso -1 points 3 years ago

Ive not really seen private ones bigger than like 10m , usually closer to 5-7 i would think. Maybe Im spoiled by my 50m community one but I would find it annoying in 10m, I even take the 30 minutes extra trip to go to 50 instead of 25 and I am a beginner swimmer, ill go once or twice a month, do about a 1.5-2k in 60 mins.

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Ookami38 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah you're actually swimming, going distance. That'd be miserable in a small private pool, for sure. What others are saying is that that isn't the only type of exercise you can do in water to burn a ton of calories, and those other types can be easily done in a private pool.

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woobie 136 points 3 years ago

Your metabolic rate can be several times higher in a pool or other body of water than it is on land without any exercise at all. Body heat is lost at a much higher rate when you are submerged in water and your body will burn more fuel to maintain core temperature.

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some_designer_dude 35 points 3 years ago

So why isn’t “a long cold bath every day” the trendiest weight loss method??

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Wogi 48 points 3 years ago

This is something fighters do when they're going extreme weight loss before a weight in. I'm addition to dehydrating themselves and eating clean, they have several different cold exposure methods that causes the body to burn more calories.

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trafficnab 13 points 3 years ago

several different cold exposure methods

"Cough in my face, I need to lose weight!"

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Kalothar 8 points 3 years ago

Yes, get sick, increase that body temp, increase that thermogenesis , burn those calories. Don’t be weak.

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fsxylo 9 points 3 years ago

Because it still isn't going to make that extra large pizza disappear.

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xor 7 points 3 years ago

well, it cures ALS at least...

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hakobo 17 points 3 years ago

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was wildly successful, raising over $200m and leading to identifying 12 genes that play a critical role in ALS

https://wgntv.com/...

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xor 7 points 3 years ago

yes, that is indeed what i was referring to

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cactusupyourbutt 5 points 3 years ago

Im still fuckkng amazed that a social media trend for once actually had a good and measurable effect

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DaPorkchop_ 5 points 3 years ago

because then they wouldn't be able to sell weight loss products and gym memberships

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woobie 2 points 3 years ago

Because it would be too difficult to monetize that trend, maybe?

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littlecolt 2 points 3 years ago

Google "ice bath"

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BigBananaDealer 2 points 3 years ago

cold plunge is hyped up but idk if its for the weight loss

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AngryCommieKender 13 points 3 years ago

Thanks. I've had that theory for years, but you just articulated it much better than I could.

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someguy3 94 points 3 years ago

This is why they say find an activity you enjoy.

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empireOfLove2 83 points 3 years ago

Swimming is amazing for the elderly as well as the heavily obese. Buoyancy takes all the load off joints/cartilage and significantly reduces wear or arthritic pain while still providing consistent, firm resistance to movement that burns calories.

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Holyhandgrenade 24 points 3 years ago

In Iceland all the public pools are full of old people. Due to geothermal energy, all outdoor pools in Iceland are heated, even in winter. I think it's a really great public health program honestly.

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Daxtron2 73 points 3 years ago

All you need is rich parents

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jak 39 points 3 years ago

Or the wherewithal for and availability of a public one

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1371113 28 points 3 years ago

Or to live near a lake or beach.

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Baketime 19 points 3 years ago

A public parent?

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AGD4 16 points 3 years ago

Like your mom

^I^ ^had^ ^to^ ^sorry^

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Daxtron2 1 point 3 years ago

That immediately increases the time investment required for use. The whole point of the post is that it's easy because it's in their back yard. Public pools aren't relevant here.

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jak 1 point 3 years ago

Depends on your situation (the availability). I have one in my neighborhood, so it’s literally 8 minutes from my house to being showered off and in the pool. I’ve been to some people’s houses where it takes almost that long to navigate the backyard.

I don’t think my situation is just some happenstance, either. I think it’s not a huge investment for an incredible health and social return anywhere (desert climates possibly excepted? I’m not sure what the environmental impact is, especially compared with a potential reduction in personal pools built/maintained). Every neighborhood should have a pool reachable within 15 minutes and residents should petition for it if there isn’t one, imo. Petitioning obviously isn’t easy, but it’s easier than you’d think

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hangonasecond 2 points 3 years ago

You might be underestimating the impact of mental illness, or of being incredibly obese, on actually getting anywhere. I agree with you, that pool is really close. But these issues make it feel impossibly far away. It's stupid, but it is what it is, and that's why we have therapy. If you can afford it.

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Kusimulkku 2 points 3 years ago

Or you know, a body of water close to you.

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nonailsleft 1 point 3 years ago

Also a body

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Daxtron2 1 point 3 years ago

A non polluted, publicly available body of water.

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southsamurai 0 points 3 years ago

Ehhh, rich isn't really applicable. Someone with good income and good debt management skills can have a pool. You don't have to be "rich", which is a pretty vague word that's very subjective.

I have friends that make very good money, and have the freedom to decide what their debt goes to. Nice house, nice cars, but if their income goes away, they're fucked because the debt doesn't magically disappear when the income does. To me, that's not rich. Rich is when you have enough resources that a change in income doesn't fuck you over.

Now, some people would say that the ability to choose what debt goes to is rich. I can see that usage being just as valid. I sure as hell can't decide what my debt goes to, it has to go only to survival needs. I can't take on debt for funsies like a pool, at least not in any amount that's significant (so, nothing big as a pool, but maybe enough for switching out an appliance that isn't dead, as an example).

For real, pools can be had with relatively low incomes. They cost about the same as a car for in-ground (a new car, not something lightly used lol). You don't have to be in six figure income brackets to have one. Do I think it's dumber than dammit to do so if you don't? Yes, but it's still possible as long as you want something basic

If an above ground is applicable, and it can be for light exercise, you can get by with as little as a grand. Which ain't cheap, bit it's a debt most people in the typical "middle class" income range can manage at some point, if it's a priority.

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LarryTheMatador 31 points 3 years ago
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southsamurai 7 points 3 years ago

Good luck avoiding it. Need transportation? You're going to end up in debt. Want to own a home? Debt.

It sucks, but if you want anything resembling a functional life, it's damn near impossible to avoid all debt. And, the less income you have, the harder it is. Try getting through life debt free on disability income. You can't.

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LarryTheMatador 4 points 3 years ago
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beetus 7 points 3 years ago

They cost about the same as a car for in-ground (a new car, not something lightly used lol). You don't have to be in six figure income brackets to have one.

People with less than 6figure income aren't spending as much as a new car on a backyard in ground pool. Where do you think they have the cash for that? What bank is going to loan them the funds? Hilarious you think it's possible in this economy.

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southsamurai 6 points 3 years ago

I know people that have done it. It is completely possible. It's dumber than dammit, as I said, but I know two people that have in ground pools right now that weren't there this time last year. Neither cost more than 30k finished. One did it via an equity loan (again, dumb), the other via whatever company that did the pool (again, dumb).

The ones with the equity loan have a household income right at 80k total. The other hovers right around 60k.

Both have prefect credit though. Both waited and planned.

Is either pool fancy? No. Pretty damn basic, but that's not important. What's important is that it doesn't require parents paying for it. We're talking people that are middle aged, and their parents are too old to give a damn about a pool anyway.

And, if you're going to be a dick about it, you can suck mine.

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naught 5 points 3 years ago

It used to be completely possible for a median income household to have a pool. I don't get why this thread is so hostile to your bland take tbh. House = loan, new appliances = loan, remodel = loan. These are things that the middle class has historically been able to afford via credit and it was normal.

Would I take on a loan for a pool in this economy even with good pay? Absolutely not. 100k is the new 50k and it sucks.

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Voyajer 0 points 3 years ago

How expensive do you think an above ground pool is?

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jak 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 6288063 6295044 6295859, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Daxtron2 1 point 3 years ago

Well first you need to own a house with enough yard space so that immediately excludes a majority of the population

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Voyajer 3 points 3 years ago

The lowest percentage I could find for individuals with access to yards is 60%, which aligns with the the percentage of individuals who live in apartments at 35%. I wouldn't call 35% a vast majority, and even then some of that portion have community pools in their apartment complex.

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Eheran -11 points 3 years ago

Pool = rich, got it. By the way, they start at around 100 $.

You can also go to public places for swimming. Some of those completely for free.

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Daxtron2 1 point 3 years ago

You must be brain dead if you legitimately believe all you need is 100$. What about the place to put it? Most people don't own their property, and if they do, many don't have space for one.

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Eheran 0 points 3 years ago

example product

Pool does not exclusively specify inground pools, even tho everyone here seems to think it does.

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Daxtron2 1 point 3 years ago

You still need the space for it, I don't have a yard nor do many people that don't own homes.

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KISSmyOS 65 points 3 years ago
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AGD4 32 points 3 years ago

That was my first thought, lol. Anon's folks prepared healthy meals for them.

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SeabassDan 62 points 3 years ago

Jokes aside now anon's gotta make sure to use sunscreen, or he's only trading in one killer for another.

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CallumWells 5 points 3 years ago

Indoor pool?

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SeabassDan 15 points 3 years ago

What do you think this is, a serious conversation?

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CallumWells 4 points 3 years ago

Yeees?

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Aermis -11 points 3 years ago

Eh a good diet and acclimating will help with that too.

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naught 34 points 3 years ago

Can't acclimate to skin cancer 😅

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nxdefiant 8 points 3 years ago path: 0 6292780 6293356 6293434 6294514, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
Jax 4 points 3 years ago

Just tan better, duh.

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Aermis 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 6292780 6293356 6293434 6315567, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 2
naught 1 point 3 years ago

I would expect there were bigger killers back in the day -- maybe giant sloths or sabre tooths or mammoths (oh my!). This is interesting -- ty!

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LUHG_HANI 59 points 3 years ago

When did it change from .jpg to .webp?

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Jessica 23 points 3 years ago

Must be a Zoomer thing

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Killer 24 points 3 years ago

Webp is just a more data efficient format, lots of sites are switching to it because it can greatly decrease bandwidth and storage costs.

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Jessica 26 points 3 years ago

I don't think anyone here was unfamiliar with what a .webp was besides maybe @VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world. OP was just pointing out it's weird to see a greentext using anything besides .jpg

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Holyhandgrenade 9 points 3 years ago

The only problem is that basically no software supports it, so if you're saving pictures for a slideshow or something, webp is impossible to use.

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Honytawk 7 points 3 years ago

Yeah, what is up with that?

Most photo software supports so many formats, and it is not like webp is a brand new one. It is also widely used on the internet by this point.

Why does it take so long to get support on any of them without installing a separate plugin?

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VaultBoyNewVegas 12 points 3 years ago

I'm on the upper end of generation Z and I've never heard or seen webp at all. .jpg is the one I've seen used.

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Jessica 11 points 3 years ago

Well I would hope there aren't any 290 pound 13-year-old gen alphas out there

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vaultdweller013 3 points 3 years ago

I will make one! It shall be a flesh gollum!

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Ragdoll_X 14 points 3 years ago

Where my .jxl stans at?

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LolaCat 19 points 3 years ago

I was going to reply with a .jxl meme, but it turns out Lemmy doesn't support it, which is a genuinely better .jxl joke than anything I would've made.

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blandfordforever 1 point 3 years ago

27 lbs ago

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go_go_gadget 40 points 3 years ago

I'd argue the most difficult part about losing weight is boredom.

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captainlezbian 25 points 3 years ago

Yeah. You can’t outrun your fork, but you can’t mindlessly snack because you’re bored on a bicycle.

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ThunderclapSasquatch 14 points 3 years ago

You underestimate my power

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Honytawk 3 points 3 years ago

So you are saying we're screwed if we ever had a fork invasion?

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RizzRustbolt 1 point 3 years ago

That's why we have cork guns.

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Nighed 2 points 3 years ago

Handlebar bag with trail mix.

.....Actually done to fuel long rides so I don't run out of energy

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doublejay1999 33 points 3 years ago

30lbs in 2 weeks using this one neat trick.

Ok anon.

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EtherWhack 12 points 3 years ago

Well, they never mentioned they ate anything in those two weeks, just bobbed around in the pool

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doublejay1999 3 points 3 years ago

Anons mom refuse to bring Cheetos to the pool.

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Aabbcc 1 point 3 years ago

That would be a 7500 calorie deficit every day. Not possible.

Even if we assume half of that is water weight, still hardly possible

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Serpardum 3 points 3 years ago

Swimming is the best exercise for loosing weight.

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calavera 2 points 3 years ago

Ok, but how much is this in regular units? 100kg?

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barsoap 2 points 3 years ago

Assuming that's metric pounds it's exactly 15kg.

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calavera 1 point 3 years ago

So he lost 15kg out of of his ~140?

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barsoap 3 points 3 years ago

Yep. Assuming 180cm that's at least 60kg too much, assuming 170cm 70kg.

But that's all rather iffy health-wise underbelly fat is the worst thing for men and as people have different patterns of fat distributions weight is not a particularly accurate individual proxy for health impact. Rule of thumb is that if your waist circumference is over a meter you should worry.

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ARk 1 point 3 years ago

consistency son

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