Truth.

3 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

Panzer517 184 points 3 years ago

Anyone with a truck carrying giant flags. If you are in the US, you know what I mean.

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Dirtdog 42 points 3 years ago

They're in Canada, too.

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Panzer517 38 points 3 years ago

Not one of our best exports

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toy_boat_toy_boat 16 points 3 years ago

We breed our own here, too, unfortunately

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Silviecat44 9 points 3 years ago

Unfortunately creeping into Australia as well ๐Ÿ˜ž

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brown567 1 point a year ago

Are they flying Canadian flags, or American?

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Dirtdog 1 point a year ago

Canadian

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Imgonnatrythis 25 points 3 years ago

Yeah, these are often the people that grumble about women having rights while they crush beer cans in their heads. The supreme assholes are the ones driving $50k+ vehicles with a little black and white flag with a blue stripe. These are the creepy ass country club motherfuckers that own businesses and have racist agendas that actually affect people due to their high status in society.

Yeah, I'm generalizing a lot here (aren't we all?) but by and large those are dog whistle symbols for hatred.

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Oyml77 16 points 3 years ago

The "Don't Tread On Me" flag placed by these entitled assholes is what always gets me. Bitch, no one has tread on you as much as you tread on everyone else.

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bentruck 13 points 3 years ago

The FL government sells a "don't tread on me" vanity plate. Somehow the irony of giving the government extra money to show what a rebel they are is lost on them. Smh

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brown567 1 point a year ago

The best is when they're flying it alongside a Thin Blue Line flag

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Kolanaki 12 points 3 years ago

I'm conflicted by this because the other day, I saw one of these with LGBTQ+ flags and not the typical American, Mexican, Rattlesnake or Trump 2024 flags.

Still, it was on a giant truck clearly not for working on a farm or hauling anything but ass and those giant flags are obnoxious no matter what they are signalling.

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bentruck 4 points 3 years ago

Doesn't help the 1.5C that's for sure.

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Xeelee 1 point 3 years ago

Anyone with a truck that doesn't own a farm or is a contractor.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 0 points 3 years ago

I guess no one else need to haul shit, huh.

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Xeelee 4 points 3 years ago

These things are pretty bad at hauling shit.

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Mdotaut801 -1 points 3 years ago
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TheSporkBomber 120 points 3 years ago

Lifted trucks. My assurance goes up 10x if they have rims and tires meant for the road.

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redsol2 31 points 3 years ago

My friend and I bought trucks around the same time. Mine is a simple tradesman Ram, no bells and whistles, primarily for moving and hauling stuff that can't fit in my wife's sedan.

I'm a pretty passive driver. Live and let live, y'know?

My friend had a similar personality when he first got his Tundra (of course with all the extras he can afford). Then he goes and spends $10,000 on a lift, winch, and floodlights. Now he's like a different person. He drives super aggressively, whipping round corners, weaving through traffic going 20mph over on the highway. He was driving me through some quiet neighborhood the other day and nearly mowed over a cyclist. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he shrugged and said "if she's gonna ride a bike in the street, she's gotta look out for trucks. Not my fault if she doesn't see me"

TL;DR - truck drivers are fine, a truck is a tool like any other vehicle. Lifting your truck turns you into a redneck scumbag overnight though apparently.

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HoboTurducken 29 points 3 years ago

Lifted Dodge Ram. They are more likely to be drunk too.

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instamat 9 points 3 years ago

Welcome to my new segment, You Might Want to Know?

Dodge and Ram are two different brands and product lines. Rams are the trucks, and Dodge makes muscle vehicles.

But as to your point, you're more right than you possibly know!

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HoboTurducken 2 points 3 years ago

Knowledge is knowing that Ram is now itcs own brand. Wisdom is knowing only nerds who use federated social media would care. Understanding is appreciating all new content people provide.

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instamat 3 points 3 years ago

Um, ackshuallyโ€ฆ I know, itโ€™s pedantic ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Omen2819 19 points 3 years ago

I always assume they will tailgate me, and so far, Iโ€™ve never been wrong.

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Ralo 17 points 3 years ago

100x if it's squat... Squated?

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hystericallymad 11 points 3 years ago

Or white paint

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WoodenBleachers 4 points 3 years ago

I think itโ€™s lowered. Lifted and lowered

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Countmacula 4 points 3 years ago

Itโ€™s so dumb like Fucking whhhyyyy

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Rozauhtuno 3 points 3 years ago

1000x if it has truck nuts

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Hotchili 3 points 3 years ago

Squote

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Flaky_Fish69 17 points 3 years ago

truck nutz. like. not new (which might be a gag. I did zip tie some onto a friends car once. But, uh, it was a prius, and they were dragging on the gorund.)

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drdiemz 5 points 3 years ago

Extra points if the have wheel spacers

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ChatGPT 4 points 3 years ago

Only exception is the older Rangers S10s etc that werenโ€™t insanely large. Anything Dodge in my experience is guaranteed.

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DoubleOwl7777 3 points 3 years ago

agreed

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Cheems 2 points 3 years ago

I also assume they are absolutely God awful drivers.

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Stoney_Logica1 72 points 3 years ago

Lifted truck rolling coal is 100% an asshole.

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Trapadana 69 points 3 years ago

(EU) SUVs. Are you insecure and too stupid to drive? GET A CAR 20% larger in every dimension so you can piss off the whole world with your incompetence.

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midas 26 points 3 years ago

I live in a Dutch city and there's like 3 people here with dumbass cars like dode rams and everytime I see them the only thing I can think is damn you are an asshole. Those cars are ridiculous

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Imgonnatrythis 7 points 3 years ago

They might just be Americans. Oh wait..

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sndrtj 6 points 3 years ago

These huge vehicles (I can't call them cars anymore) also really don't even fit our roads. Do these people only intend to use their cars on the freeway?

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basxto 1 point 2 years ago

They often also donโ€˜t fit on European parking lots.

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bobdowl 7 points 3 years ago

Totally true, I always thought that would be the case but there really are studies that confirm this.

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RatherBeMTB -2 points 3 years ago

Where I live an SUV is a must or everybody will bully you in the road. Public transportation drivers are just bad people here.

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ccunix -2 points 3 years ago

Or do you have a genuine reason that makes them advantageous?

I have an SUV because:

  • my mother in law has mobility issues and struggles to get in/out of a saloon.
  • my wife has neck issues and the higher driving position is better for her
  • I like it (ok, that could make me an arsehole)

Truth is that mine (BMW X1) is at most 5cm bigger in any dimension, if at all, than the car on which it is based (Mini Cooper). The extra size is an optical illusion.

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Trapadana 2 points 3 years ago

Well then just block all roads and murder people while you are at it. A ok.

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ccunix 0 points 3 years ago

Did you read my post?

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Trapadana 1 point 3 years ago

Would it be correct to sum up your post as: my family is so handicapped they can only drives SUVs, i am an asshole and need to talk about my COMPACT SUV because people in my life do not talk about it enough?

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DharkStare 0 points 3 years ago

That's similar to why I hav an SUV. My dad has mobility issues and has a scooter to help him get around. The SUV is higher off the ground making it easier to get in and out while the larger cargo space can hold the scooter and anything else (groceries, luggage, etc).

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Feweroptions -14 points 3 years ago

Also - the mass and form of an SUV makes them a good option in terms of safety. Smaller vehicles get crunched like pop cans, and trucks get sandwiched by their own bed if you hit a solid object.

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RBWells 16 points 3 years ago

Making yourself safer by making everyone else less safe still seems like an asshole move to me?

Bumper height should have been regulated on city roads, then we wouldn't have gotten this escalation. Work truck, sure. If you need one, you need one. But people who drive a massive gas guzzler to park it at the office and go up the elevator to work?

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JusnJusn -4 points 3 years ago
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ccunix 1 point 3 years ago

Not sure that makes any difference really. As I said, the actually difference between my (admittedly mini) SUV and its corresponding saloon/hatchback is a few cm at most. Also, they all meet the same safety standards.

The difference between a proper car (BMW, Renault, etc) and a crap one (Dacia, Hyundai, etc) will make more difference than whether it is an SUV or a saloon. In either case, if the car was is newer than ~2000 it will be infinitely safer than what our parents shoved us into anyway.

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Trapadana 1 point 3 years ago

Actually no. SUVs are great at murdering the drivers of other cars, they do not in fact protect you any better. Its just a big blow up dick for assholes.

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MrFlamey 59 points 3 years ago

Anything that makes VRROOOOOOM VROOOOOM noises when it doesn't need to is almost certainly driven by an asshole.

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Imgonnatrythis 14 points 3 years ago

Ehh, or someone that can't afford to fix their exhaust (been there)

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RGB3x3 7 points 3 years ago

There definitely aren't that many people with broken exhausts.

You can always tell which people do it on purpose because they'll make sporty modifications to like a Camry or other low-end, beat up car and act like they're fast just because they're loud.

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brossnia 5 points 3 years ago

There definitely arenโ€™t that many people with broken exhausts.

It's pretty common in areas that put down a lot of salt in the winter. Usually takes a handful of winters but the exhaust is often one of the first things to succumb to the rust.

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AnAngryAlpaca 2 points 3 years ago

It's always the type of cars you get after the "need for speed" tutorial mission... ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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DrCatface 1 point 3 years ago
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SpaceAape 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah because some asshole thought he needed the cats more than I did ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ and gave up not even half way.

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CosmicRaptor 2 points 3 years ago

meow

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Id_in_hiding 2 points 3 years ago

Idiots on motorcycles who rev in neighborhoods and parking lots are some of the biggest assholes.

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mythic_tartan 1 point 3 years ago

Yes the giant โ€˜mufflersโ€™ were bad enough, lately Iโ€™m seeing & hearing poorly tuned expensive sports cars. Mass incompetence or intentional noise maker? These thing are backfiring like crazy.

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Iron_Lynx 53 points 3 years ago

NL here: Imported American trucks. You do not need a car that costs โ‚ฌ5000/month in fuel alone that you cannot use practically in any way that a van, a regular car or even a bakfiets could do more cost-effectively. The only people who go through the effort to get such a vehicle are compensating for something, and a Dodge Ram in The Netherlands is only useful for dick measuring, and the most significant thing it'll ever move is the owner's fragile ego.

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5redie8 25 points 3 years ago

We look at those people the same in the US too tbf lol

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Iron_Lynx 3 points 3 years ago

At least the European car market still has regular cars. Turns out that if it's cheaper and easier to build and sell trucks, car manufacturers will make only trucks. So too many Americans buy trucks and SUV's, not because they want to, but because that's the only thing they can buy.

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MeetInPotatoes 6 points 3 years ago

So too many Americans buy trucks and SUVโ€™s, not because they want to, but because thatโ€™s the only thing they can buy.

That is...insanely inaccurate lol. "I wanted to buy a car but I could only find trucks for sale" is not a thing in this country whatosever.

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basxto 1 point 2 years ago

In NL they have a lot less legitimity, there are no mountains, no huge private farms, no vast plains with subpar roads.

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Mannimarco 14 points 3 years ago

Yeah, they don't even fit in a regular parking space, it is ridiculous to drive one in the Netherlands

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pythonoob 9 points 3 years ago

They don't fit in parking spaces here either! I'm constantly saying that they should park in the back of the parking lot

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jpreston2005 40 points 3 years ago

Ram Trucks. according to research, these vehicles are the most likely to be driven, and wrecked, by a drunk driver. People who instinctively idolize an animal that solves it's problems by smashing them with it's face... probably not the best people to drive near.

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renrenPDX 40 points 3 years ago

Anything with truck nuts attached

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Kolanaki 39 points 3 years ago
  • Teslas
  • Really large trucks that are clearly not being used for actual work
  • BMWs
  • Lexuses
  • Shitty little ricers that aren't fast, they're just obnoxiously loud
  • Anyone with a rented box truck (like a UHaul) driving in the far left lane of the freeway.
  • Cop cars
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PeleSpirit 8 points 3 years ago
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Glimpythegoblin 3 points 3 years ago

I'm surprised to see Lexus on that list.

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zaph 6 points 3 years ago

In my experience Lexus is more deserving than Tesla. Most Lexus drivers I come across on the road follow the laws pretty well and use a signal, but the people I've met in person who drove them were assholes. Opposite has been the case with Tesla drivers for me and the pic says assholes and doesn't specify their driving ability.

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Glimpythegoblin 4 points 3 years ago

I guess I could see that. I have a Lexus but hopefully I'm not an asshole :(.

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codapine 2 points 3 years ago

I see that with Lexus SUVs more than the sedans though. But they definitely deserve to make the list.

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spiffy_spaceman 2 points 3 years ago

Seems to me that Jeep Cherokee drivers think they own the road

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irkli 2 points 3 years ago
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Glimpythegoblin 2 points 3 years ago

Oh no my loud Lexus.

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Cheems 2 points 3 years ago

Ricer ay?

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erik111189 38 points 3 years ago

Oversized trucks and new BMWs. Every fucking time...

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Speakingthekings 33 points 3 years ago

Tesla.

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CountryRdTakeMeHome 7 points 3 years ago

Tesla model 3 to be exact.

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zoomzoom870 9 points 3 years ago

The iPhone of the car world.

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meantfornothing 32 points 3 years ago

Anyone who has a big fucking pickup truck and isn't living in a rural area

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GoofSchmoofer 5 points 3 years ago

and probably a white pickup at that

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Snowpix 3 points 3 years ago

Most will never see a speck of dirt in their entire lifetime or haul anything more than groceries. Pavement princesses.

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Djangofett 31 points 3 years ago

Tesla's have become the new BMW drivers from my experience as of late.

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trashxeos 31 points 3 years ago

Vehicles with thin blue line flags (and/or stickers of the same)

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Fireinthesky7 4 points 3 years ago

I'd like to believe my Honda Ridgeline is the exception to this, but truck bros don't acknowledge it as a real truck anyway.

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Snekeyes 31 points 3 years ago

BMW. Eveytime. No blinker use either.

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chakan2 14 points 3 years ago

The BMW drivers have chilled out a little... It's the audi driver these days that are complete tools.

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mailerdaemon 3 points 3 years ago

This. Audi is the new BMW.

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Kuinox 4 points 3 years ago

They have blinkers ?!?

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S_204 4 points 3 years ago

Only if you pay for the subscription fees.

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Treczoks 3 points 3 years ago

If you ever think you are doing a worthless job ... think about the poor guy who installs the blinkers in a BMW factory.

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ma11en 1 point 3 years ago

They don't pay the subscription fee.

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anthonium 1 point 3 years ago

That would be my first choice. Same experience.

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Indie 3 points 3 years ago

Pretty sure they just removed turn signals on cars where I live. Super expensive car being driven by someone who has no clue, can't guage speeds, can't guage other traffic and can't figure out when to use turn signals.

Cops do not do traffic infraction stops here whatsoever, and I'm pretty convinced many of the drivers here don't even have a license. There is no way they could ha e passed the written test.

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kylegordon 30 points 3 years ago

BMWs, all the time

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bleepbloopbleep 6 points 3 years ago

Agreed... They will never let you in, never set their indicators... Nightmarish, ignorant drivers...

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Snowpix 8 points 3 years ago

BMWs and blinkers are mutually exclusive.

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Big_AL 30 points 3 years ago

If it has a punisher sticker it's an asshole

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Yoz 29 points 3 years ago

huge trucks/ pickups

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TheGreatHerald 24 points 3 years ago
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codapine 14 points 3 years ago

Pavement princesses, brodozers with mall-wheel-drive, only used to transport Big Macs. Never done a days work in its life. And none of their drivers know (or care) how to park such a monstrosity in a standard parking space without taking up 2 or more spots. The embodiment of modern entitlement. They are the main character.

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Vertelleus 27 points 3 years ago
  • Any truck so big they can't see kids crossing the road or has to put a front tire on the side walk to not be in the street.

  • Any large truck with double wide wheels or a truckbed as clean as the day it was made.

Edit: Also a police car. I missed that the first time around.

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Igloojoe 10 points 3 years ago

There are plenty of people who have trucks for work. But i live in texas. The shitheads are the ones you can tell are the ones with a clean truck. Never seen dirt or any tools/machinery.

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Madison420 4 points 3 years ago

And plenty of people say they have a truck for work and it's largely empty except tools in a bed box which could be done with smaller more economical vehicles. Honestly jobs where a truck would be needed should provide the truck so there's fewer in the road.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 26 points 3 years ago

Big ass lifted trucks with the double back wheels my god. I feel so embarrassed for them

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RojaBunny 7 points 3 years ago

Preach, I call them "birthing hip trucks" lol

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SoleInvictus 7 points 3 years ago

They're so hilarious. The dual rear wheels increase the weight capacity for hauling... Then they jack the truck up, reducing the weight capacity.

We have a truck with dual rear wheels and a flat bed. It lives in the yard and is only driven when we or a neighbor needs to move something big, as it should be.

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sndrtj 24 points 3 years ago

Tesla.

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CoupleOfConcerns 23 points 3 years ago

For many people the answer should be "my vehicle".

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BilboBargains 12 points 3 years ago

Everyone thinks they are an above average driver.

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Imgonnatrythis 2 points 3 years ago

Except Rainman, that guy thought he was excellent.

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psysop 1 point 3 years ago

Oooh, this is totally me!

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absentthereaper 22 points 3 years ago
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Abualiexpress 20 points 3 years ago

Any truck but Dodge Ram in particular.

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legion 15 points 3 years ago

Ram trucks are the official vehicle of domestic abuse.

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catshit_dogfart 8 points 3 years ago

I play games online with a guy from Norway and he was telling me somebody from his town had an imported Dodge Ram.

And I said let me guess - he revs the engine at stop lights, spins out of every single parking lot, and roars through town like a maniac. "How did you know?" They all drive that way! I guess even in Norway they do. I think maybe they get a manual with the vehicle.

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riverjig 19 points 3 years ago

Easily a Tesla. Any model.

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wwaxwork 15 points 3 years ago

I'll give someone with an early model the benefit of the doubt as they might not have realised the heights his assholeness would reach and may have been trying to do right by the environment, but newer models and I'm going to judge you.

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riverjig 8 points 3 years ago

You never see their windows down because they don't want to let their farts out.

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ChrisLicht 12 points 3 years ago

God, this is tautogical at this point. In San Francisco, about 6 years ago, you suddenly saw Teslas beginning to do the asshole shit that BMWs were famous for.

By now, the infamous BMW drivers have been wholly replaced by Tesla drivers. I canโ€™t remember the last time I saw a BMW do something assholish.

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Kolanaki 6 points 3 years ago

I mean the only people who could have realistically afforded a Tesla before the Model 3 was the same people who would have gotten Lexuses or BMWs and the only people who get them now are Muskets.

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codapine 3 points 3 years ago

I mean yesterday I saw one use its turn signal and everything.

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FabledAepitaph 7 points 3 years ago

Agreed. Teslas are just giant Elon Musk flags now. One big L for environmentalism, I suppose? lol

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 4 points 3 years ago

I mean Tesla was one of the first normal looking battery cars and when they came out that was before musk went full blown brain dead. Really you canโ€™t judge all of em

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MrFlamey 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, the problem is that they started to become status symbols, all of which are massive asshole magnets.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 1 point 3 years ago

Do you think so? I donโ€™t fully see that since they really are not all that expensive especially with the cheaper one. I just never thought of a Tesla that way before

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mirror_slap 19 points 3 years ago

Any recent Tesla model.

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elbowdrop 9 points 3 years ago

Omg there so ugly. Like driving a giant sperm.

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mirror_slap 5 points 3 years ago

That, and who the h3ll wants to give the idiot Elon any money after the way he's acting? And then the quality issues... steering wheels falling off, I mean, good grief.

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ChickenButt 18 points 3 years ago

Anything that looks like it just pulled off the battlefield. Like G Wagons and Hummers.

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Ajen 8 points 3 years ago

I've never seen a dirty G Wagon or Hummer, so I'm not sure what you're taking about.

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ChickenButt 3 points 3 years ago

I should have said looks like it was made for the battlefield.

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theceoofanarchism 18 points 3 years ago
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o0joshua0o 17 points 3 years ago

Ford F250 or larger

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zdrvr 3 points 3 years ago

I would say F150 or larger unless it is has a company logo on it.

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mingistech 17 points 3 years ago

Dodge Ram

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Mdotaut801 16 points 3 years ago
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I_Fart_Glitter 14 points 3 years ago

The tesla autopilot feature drives like an asshole too. If I'm in the HOV lane with no one behind me and I see a Tesla coming up in the rear view, I know that's it going to come bombing up behind me at 90 MPH and not slow down until it's like ten feet away. As someone who has been rear ended on the freeway like that, it makes my butthole pucker every time.

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Smokeydope 16 points 3 years ago

This may just be confirmation bias but it seems like the majority of cars that pull out in front of me forcing me to break when they could have just waited 2 seconds for me to pass seem to be pickup trucks. Bonus points with last weeks one to do that which was also 1) driven by an elderly couple 2) swerveing all over the road, 3) driving 5 miles below speed limit, 4) had unsecured items in the back.

They do make mini-trucks which are much better for fuel mileage while having the benefits of a work truck, but like you said these people aren't buying them with fuel mileage or practicality in mind.

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teamevil 8 points 3 years ago
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triplenadir 2 points 3 years ago

this is a total tangent but historically the pedal that's not your gas or clutch is a "brake" and if drivers are causing you or your car to "break" then you should definitely get their insurance details and they should go back to driving school ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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EmperorHenry 16 points 3 years ago

Yeah...Pretty much. That and giant pickup trucks.

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triplenadir 15 points 3 years ago

90-and-counting downvoters just can't get enough of the taste of boot

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FlyingSquid 18 points 3 years ago

I'm more amused by all the people who think this is a question that someone wanted them to answer and not one that's already been answered.

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Tsume 2 points 3 years ago

Because it hasn't been answered. It's a very subjective question, so there is no final answer.

I get that cops are seen as corrupt pigs in some countries, but in some others they're trusted and respected. I have seen American police and 99% of them are awful people. But in my country I have only ever had pleasant experiences with the police, and public opinion of them is mostly positive. (Was speeding, got pulled over, told to drive safely and that the cop could see I'm not drunk and was being aware, then wished good night and let go.)

My answer will be anyone driving a modified exhaust and/or riced up car. Typically a tailgating boy racer.

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UserNotFound 15 points 3 years ago

Oversized SUV, like Range Rover

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ZoopZeZoop 3 points 3 years ago

Definitely all range rovers. Collosal pricks, every single time.

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LemmyExplain 14 points 3 years ago

How was no one said Dodge challenger / charger yet?

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codapine 5 points 3 years ago

Same thing where I am (CHP)...

Honestly though, they exhibit the worst driving 'skills'/behaviour. Definitely not leading by example.

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Heldenhirn 14 points 3 years ago

In Germany every asshole drives an BMW, but not every BMW driver is an asshole. It's a German brand so they much cheaper than in America because there are no import costs. Yes, they still are substantially more expensive than a VW but there are much more a car every other German drives than something special. If we only talk about the higher end models - sure.

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BilboBargains 15 points 3 years ago

In the UK, BMW drivers were notorious for being the most aggressive and least polite on the roads of the 80s and 90s. In recent years Audi have stolen that crown, thanks to slick marketing and product placement. This brand attracts superficial and insecure cretins like a magnet and the ecosystem is rife with fraudulent behaviour. The used car market is a minefield of manipulated odometers and stolen vehicles.

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OptimalPrime -4 points 3 years ago

Still enjoying my A7 after your post ๐Ÿ˜š

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Madblood 1 point 3 years ago

I got upgraded from my usual generic Mercedes C-Class rental car to a BMW 5-Series on one of my trips to Germany. I instantly felt 10% more assholish as soon as I got into it. I even managed to get a speeding ticket within the first 10km or so - camera caught me going 8km/h over the limit in a construction zone, I think on the A67. The fine was only something like โ‚ฌ20.
I usually make a conscious effort to not drive like an asshole, especially when I'm traveling, although for some countires driving like an asshole is mandatory.

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some_guy 14 points 3 years ago

I'm surprised this isn't listed yet: Hummer

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frippa 14 points 3 years ago

Aside cop cars (and we have like 4 different departments of cops, one worse than the other) the worse of all are cars/motorcycles that produce satanic 100+decibel sounds, literally they should be illegal.

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alextastic 13 points 3 years ago

Teslas, for sure. And Subaru drivers aren't necessarily assholes, but they seem to always be in my way.

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Wilshire 13 points 3 years ago

Dodge Ram

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TotesTrash 13 points 3 years ago

Teslas ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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cyberpunk007 12 points 3 years ago

Jeeps and dodge pickups

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JusticeForPorygon 11 points 3 years ago

Seriously tho in the US you gotta always assume the cop is trigger happy because if you don't your ass is gonna get turned into lead flavored swiss cheese.

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scaredoftrumpwinning 11 points 3 years ago

Any one using a light bar or super bright off road lights on the road. They obviously don't care about others. I know you want a car model but every time I see this I wish a cop would/ could take action.

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ghariksforge 11 points 3 years ago

Teslas, Pickup trucks, SUVs

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Scientician 8 points 3 years ago

This is probably two thirds of the vehicles I see in Austin... which probably has the worst drivers of any city I've lived in.

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Waldowal 11 points 3 years ago

Ford Mustang. Literally never been near one on the road that wasn't revving the engine, tailgating people, and driving like a maniac.

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soggywhale 11 points 3 years ago

Any cars really, cars have the power to turn any decent human being into soulless sociopath.

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Kerred 8 points 3 years ago

And what's more there is no model associated with not being driven by an asshole. And no one can prove me wrong ๐Ÿ˜„

To quote George Carlin "ever notice how anyone driving slowly than you is an idiot? And ever notice how anyone driving faster than you is a MANIAC? It's a wonder how we can get anywhere at all with all these idiots and maniacs driving around. "

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Palkom 3 points 3 years ago

How can one gain your level of awareness?

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MinusPi 10 points 3 years ago

A big, black, clean truck.

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chuwu 1 point 3 years ago

What, i love Big Black Car in my rear... view mirror

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Kullback 10 points 3 years ago

Anything Lexus. Mostly luxury brand SUV (Lexus, Cadillac, BmW, those trying to be cool Denali shit). Sprinkle in some "modified" diesel trucks and we have a party.

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Feweroptions 8 points 3 years ago

Lexus is a quality brand - it's Toyota's luxury brand. If I can't find a good price on a used toyota in my neighborhood, I can usually find a lexus for a surprisingly good price. You're sleeping on this brand!

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MakunaHatata 10 points 3 years ago

BMW

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BadEgg 10 points 3 years ago

Pickup trucks, SUVs and motorcycles.

As well as cars with loud mufflers.

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MiddleWeigh 9 points 3 years ago

This and big coal rolling, loud ass trucks.

Pick up trucks I get. I'm a tradesman.

But some trucks are absolutely massive, and more often than not MUCH more than the driver needs, and the coal rolling and loudness is just obnoxious af.

Cops still take it tho. Head on a swivel for those shills.

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dantheclamman 4 points 3 years ago

If it has giant tow mirrors and is lifted it's 1000% driven by an asshole who tailgates in the right lane

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Dinodicchellathicc 9 points 3 years ago

Im old fashioned but i still think only dicks drive bmw's

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verity_kindle 0 points 3 years ago

I'm only up voting you for your user name.

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cedeho 8 points 3 years ago

VW Golf GTI

(in Germany)

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adventurecyclist 7 points 3 years ago

Well in the UK it's BMW and Audi drivers

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fossilesque 3 points 3 years ago
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mysoulishome 7 points 3 years ago

Feel like BMWโ€™s always drive 5-10 mph under the speed limit in an inexplicably infuriating way

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ZoopZeZoop 4 points 3 years ago

Until you go around them. Then, they have to bullet ahead and prevent anyone from getting ahead of them.

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codapine 2 points 3 years ago

Did you mean Buick? That's not my experience at all.

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mysoulishome 2 points 3 years ago

Everything in this thread and the question is verrry subjective ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Spudger 7 points 3 years ago

In Australia it's ute (pickup) drivers. If it's a faded mustard colour it's an ancient farmer driving 30 km/h below the speed limit in a no-overtaking area. If it's bright red it's the farmer's grandchild driving at 30 km/h above the speed limit as he* overtakes you in a no-overtaking area.

*It's always a he.

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andthenthreemore 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 1027117, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
penguin 6 points 3 years ago
  • tow trucks
  • pickup trucks with nothing in the bed
  • sedans/SUVs that only upper class can afford
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HurlingDurling 6 points 3 years ago

Nissan Altima

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spacedancer 5 points 3 years ago
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dopeshark 6 points 3 years ago

Porsche Cayenne

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JouskaV29563 6 points 3 years ago

Doesnt matter, anyone can be an asshole

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Mammal 6 points 3 years ago

Tesla, Hummer, any huge truck.

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Oddball76779 6 points 3 years ago
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jatt_ 6 points 3 years ago

Just sent this to my cop friend. A little burnt, he did find it funny.

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BecomingTheFalcon 6 points 3 years ago

Ford Mustangs for me

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bufordt 3 points 3 years ago

You have something against chubby white girls?

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MajorHavoc 1 point 3 years ago

Indeed. Peak combination of - I love this vehicle, but I want to key this one, specifically, because it's owner deserves it.

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Snapz 5 points 3 years ago

Modded exhaust, for the pampered teenager who lives their life a quarter mile at a time.

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realitista 5 points 3 years ago

Giant white SUV.

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Buffalox 5 points 3 years ago

BMW

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MagnusRobotFighter 5 points 3 years ago

cars with PA license plates

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Dangeresque 2 points 3 years ago

I feel attacked

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c64 5 points 3 years ago
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Powerpoint 5 points 3 years ago
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anticommon 5 points 3 years ago

Apparently I'm an asshole.

Edit: no I'm not a cop LOL

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FlyingSquid 2 points 3 years ago

Are you a cop?

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Thorny_Thicket 0 points 3 years ago

Though it might sometimes seem so especially on social media, in reality not all of us just blindly hate a person because they belong to a certain group.

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Ignacio 7 points 3 years ago

Idk disapproving of someone who volunteers to use violence to enforce unjust laws doesn't seem very blind at all

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Thorny_Thicket 0 points 3 years ago

Every single cop is like that? No exceptions? There's no nuance to this at all?

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Ignacio 7 points 3 years ago

It's literally the job. I really don't care if you think you're doing the right thing while oppressing addicts, homeless people, sex workers, etc. They could get a job that actually reduces crime instead of punishing the disenfranchised but they don't.

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Ignacio -4 points 3 years ago

You got that right ๐Ÿท

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mythic_tartan 5 points 3 years ago

Midsized Audi sedans. These always seem to be following me too close.

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notenoughbutter 5 points 3 years ago

the real answer is always oppressor mk2

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TheShitAbyss 5 points 3 years ago

Audi

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Coreidan 4 points 3 years ago

This is the most accurate thing Iโ€™ve read all week

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beatlepus 2 points 3 years ago

Yes! I think the original response is the most accurate.

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Sarcastik 4 points 3 years ago

Tesla Nissan Altima Anything w/ modded exhaust Excursions/Expedition/Armadas Anything with political bumper stickers

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DocVoitane 4 points 3 years ago

Not sure why but people in VW Atlas' always seem to drive like assholes.

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const_void 4 points 3 years ago

Tesla

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littlecolt 4 points 3 years ago

All cops are bastards

Barbecue their dicks

Barbecue their dicks

All cops are bastards

Roast their penises yeah

Yeah yeah yeah!

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The_Mantis 4 points 3 years ago

Wasn't expecting to see any Terrorgruppe here, but I'm always down with some short music for short people.

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lunaticneko 4 points 3 years ago

In Thailand the list consists of:

  • Toyota Fortuner
  • Ford Ranger
  • "All New" Isuzu D-Max (LPT: If you are here and pick up a girl and her profile says เนเธกเนˆเธ™เน‰เธญเธ‡เธญเธญเธ™เธดเธง "Ornew's Mom" or that kind of shit, GTFO!)
  • Any MG
  • Ora Good Cat
  • Basically any other GWM/Chinese EV
  • Police plate or Army plate cars (the plate has a police shield emblem or army chakra emblem).
  • Any car that has เธงเธฑเธ”เธ—เนˆเธฒเน„เธกเน‰ sticker (probably from a temple known for asshole patrons).
  • Any car that has เธ„เธ“เธฐเน€เธฃเธฒ sticker (surely the driver is an alum at a specific school known for its extremely tight knit alum system and they are willing to use their status or connections unlawfully to get out of trouble).
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mod_pp 0 points 3 years ago

In my country the Fortuner is quite respected .

Any Subaru not so much . The outback is used by the secret service, Any other Subaru, teenagers .

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Squiglet 4 points 3 years ago

Mine.

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altima_neo 4 points 3 years ago

I was gonna say Altima, bu Police car is pretty spot on.

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Anonymous0573 4 points 3 years ago

I only see the Altima thing on the internet. IME it's just a generic shitty car like a Ford and seems to drive just like anyone else on the road. I feel like any car that costs a lot of money, including pick up trucks are the ones with assholes

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altima_neo 2 points 3 years ago

Source, I have one

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LunchEnjoyer 4 points 3 years ago

Tesla...

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NutWrench 4 points 3 years ago

Any vehicle with the gold trim detailing. Always an asshole.

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HubertManne 3 points 3 years ago

Boy I just assumed someone else or many people would have said this already and I would just comment on their comment agreeing but around where im from 100% Lexus is the car choice of the american asshole.

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olbaidiablo 3 points 3 years ago

A rusted dodge Durango. I'm not saying all owners of this vehicle are assholes, but a lot of assholes drive this car.

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noxy 3 points 3 years ago

my car

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Cameron 3 points 3 years ago

Maybe it's just my area but if I see a 350z it's straight piped and being driven like they learned in GTA

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JoePillow 3 points 3 years ago

Taxi

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KillaBeez 3 points 3 years ago

2edgy4me

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Granixo 2 points 3 years ago

A mothertr*cking Green Sabre

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teamevil 2 points 3 years ago
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ccunix 2 points 3 years ago

Would have said BMW until I bought one (don't judge me, my wife has a neck problem and it has transformed her life).

Now I will say Peugeot because it has no redeeming feature, but is still not cheap. Clearly bought by someone with money, but who has no idea what they are doing.

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jimm 2 points 3 years ago

Toyota Prius, in the fast lane, going up a gradeโ€ฆ

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MaxVoltage 2 points 3 years ago

Ha

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mightyfoolish 2 points 3 years ago

Ram.

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bricklove 2 points 3 years ago

Ford Flex drivers seem unaware that other people use the road

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HiddenLayer5 2 points 3 years ago

Wait till they start giving cops Teslas. Double whammy assholery in the streets.

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Onedestiny 2 points 3 years ago

Dunno why but a bike. Everytime I see one it's going 2x the speed limit, weaving through traffic, or doing a wheelie..

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optissima 12 points 3 years ago

What bike they got going 2x the posted speed limit?

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axexrx 5 points 3 years ago

Going out on a limb here, but i think they meant motorcycle not bicycle.

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KSPAtlas -2 points 3 years ago

Yeah

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Draconic_NEO 2 points 3 years ago

Iโ€™d say those extended cab pickup trucks with those big smokestacks, theyโ€™re literally made that way to blow smoke in peopleโ€™s faces, pollute the environment.

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corefoundation 2 points 3 years ago

20+ years old riced Honda Civic.

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Thorny_Thicket 2 points 3 years ago

Tailgating, shouting, honking and giving the middle finger is usually a good giveaway. When it comes to the type or brand of vehicle it's impossible to say because each is driven by an individual.

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BurnSquirrel 1 point 3 years ago
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lamentforicarus 1 point 3 years ago

Lexus cars. Every time some terrible driving is happening around me, it is one of them. I literally cannot count how many times I've almost been hit by one of them not stop at streetlights or stop signs or not slowing down for the pedestrian (me!) in the crosswalk. That commercial where the lexus driver drives over the man's papers just solidified what sort of asshole drives those cars.

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Crudman 1 point 3 years ago

A shitty old Saturn

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HotsauceHurricane 1 point 2 years ago

Dodge ram.

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Arancello 1 point a year ago

what we call โ€œYank tanksโ€. giant pickups that are too big for parking spaces so they take up two or three.

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sebinspace 0 points 3 years ago

Any German car.

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Nerorero 1 point 3 years ago

The entire german nation: :(

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Milk_SDF_Possum 0 points 3 years ago

Mind you tell me what is your car?

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xaxl -1 points 3 years ago

OP's mom's car for sure.

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Sjotroll -1 points 3 years ago

I didn't see it mentioned so I'll say it: Smart. Where I live, they behave like they are riding a bicycle.

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NotThatKindofDoctor -1 points 3 years ago
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Tsume 2 points 3 years ago

This must be an American thing then because Subaru are almost non existent in the UK, yet long lines of queuing traffic are common

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ccunix -3 points 3 years ago

Honestly, one of the nicest guys I have ever known is a retired copper.

He joined up in the 60s as a smelly hippy (his words) to "bring the system down from the inside". Very quickly discovered he could change peoples' lives for the better and retired 45 years later having considered his career a success.

He estimated that 4/5 were like him, but the rest are tossers (again, his words).

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tauerlund -3 points 3 years ago

This thread is fucking cringe. Get over yourselves.

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jordanlund -3 points 3 years ago

Cars and trucks parked backwards in parking spots.

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Stoney_Logica1 9 points 3 years ago

Wait, what? Backing a truck in makes it a lot easier and safer to leave (better visibility of traffic and pedestrians). It has little to no effect on anybody else other than maybe having to wait for them to back in.

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Thorny_Thicket 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah and you actually get the vehicle straight and centre of the spot

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LemmyExplain 7 points 3 years ago

Canโ€™t downvote this hard enough. The only spaces that should even allow pull-ins are those diagonal ones and even those kinda piss me off.

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Thorny_Thicket 3 points 3 years ago

Remember the time the combat parked vehicle almost didn't see you when leaving the grocery store parking lot? Me neither.

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Kolanaki 1 point 3 years ago

When I drove a company van for work, they forced me to park like that. Their reasoning was it's too hard to see to back out and could lead to accidents. Which never made sense, because backing into a space has the same issue if the space is flanked by two parked cars and I can't see well enough behind me to line it up.

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deegeese 10 points 3 years ago

Backing in is safer because you have better visibility at the critical moment when you need to block another lane while backing up.

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Thorny_Thicket 3 points 3 years ago

You can see both sides on the mirrors so it's almost impossible to hit the cars next to you and it's very unlikely there's someone standing behind you on the parking space.

Fender benders on a grocery store parking lot when backing out is probably the most common type of road accident.

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scurzon -4 points 3 years ago
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Old_Fat_White_Guy -5 points 3 years ago

Bicycle.

Yesterday while driving on a two lane road with a bike lane there were two people on bikes. What appeared to be a man and a woman in full brightly colored garb and helmets. Both were weaving in the bike lane and/or riding on the dividing line between the bike lane and the road. At one point, as a few cars were approaching them from behind, one of them whips over into the center of the road for no reason other than to block traffic thereby forcing the overtaking cars into the oncoming traffic lane. There was no obstruction on the bike lane. The other rider proceeded with weaving about unpredictably. She simply couldn't stand the idea of someone safely passing them and forced an unsafe condition for everyone involved....

Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

I pray that every bike she every rides has a slow leak in both tires no matter how often it is patched or replaced. The more time she spends off the road pumping up the tires, the less time she is endangering herself and others.

Rarely is someone on a bicycle and not an asshole!

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SexyFlanders138 8 points 3 years ago

This is such a strange perspective. I'm not a bike rider, but never understand people's issues with bikers, joggers, or anything on the road besides cars. Sure, assholes are everywhere, but nearly every biker? That has not been even close to my experience, and I mostly see cars/trucks being unnecessarily aggressive towards bikers and runners.

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tatertime 3 points 3 years ago

We are in a rehashed weekly askreddit topic to lump people together and collectively hate them, idk what you expect.

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SexyFlanders138 2 points 3 years ago

This is my first week, thanks for the heads up!

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Old_Fat_White_Guy 0 points 3 years ago

I live in an area with a lot of paved bike trails.... made specifically for bikes, walkers, and joggers to have a SAFE place away for automobile traffic to enjoy their outdoor activity. Also there are bike lanes along side many main roads. The issue is the asshole that isn't using the provided bike lane and intentionally blocking the main automobile lane while weaving unpredictably thereby making it unsafe to pass.

Driving down the road and a farmer on a tractor pulls out with a trailer loaded down with hay going 5 mph.... that's an annoyance but he's got work to do and NEEDS to get where he's going.... sucks to be caught behind him but whatever he's gonna get off the road eventually.

An asshole on a bike unnecessarily whipping over in front of a line of cars for no reason other than to be an asshole.... that's not acceptable behavior that's a self important entitled asshole. Blocking traffic for LOLs is a dangerous game to play.

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ccunix 2 points 3 years ago

For pulling out into the lane, it may have been called "taking primary".

If the road is not wide enough to pass them safely, that is the best place to be. That way drivers cannot try and squeeze through. Obviously, I cannot speak for the precise road conditions where this happened, but it is legitimate in certain circumstances. Traffic calming is a good example, as it makes the lane too small for a safe overtake. Add in the fact that most cycle lanes in cities are more dangerous than the main carriageway and you can see why cyclists will take the prime quite often.

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Old_Fat_White_Guy 1 point 3 years ago

That's where the problem lies..... in that particular area the bike lane is plenty wide enough for two bikes to ride side by side and the main roadway, in both directions, is plenty wide enough to not crowd the bike lane. No reason whatsoever for her to move out of the unencumbered bike lane and block the automobile lane which forced everyone attempting to overtake into the oncoming lane. It WASN'T a no passing double line so it was a safe place to take the oncoming traffic lane if it is empty of traffic. She was clearly playing stupid games. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes or fuck around and find out both apply and if she keeps up with that type of action then most certainly some day she will find out what winning a prize is all about. Of course the automobile driver will be the one at fault for driving in the main traffic lane and not avoiding the asshole on a bike.

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Xeelee -6 points 3 years ago

What's the assumption here? Am assumption means there are insufficient known facts to assert the truth.

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younity -7 points 3 years ago
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FabledAepitaph 9 points 3 years ago

The entire history of the internet has been one giant exchange of content back and forth. The question is valid, so are you just getting annoyed at the presentation? lmao

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younity -9 points 3 years ago
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drdiemz 10 points 3 years ago

Woah, take it easy buddy. Just scroll on past. There's always gonna be shit you don't like online

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FabledAepitaph 7 points 3 years ago

Yeah, this guy needs to take some shrooms and reorient his brain lol

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younity -2 points 3 years ago
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FabledAepitaph 4 points 3 years ago

Because then he's just copying someone else's post, and some rando who saw the original post on FB will eventually call him out on it. Posting it like this shows that it's probably not his OG post, while still allowing us to see that it exists, and avoiding all the issues of someone "sneakily trying to steal content?" Jesus.

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younity 0 points 3 years ago
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PM_me_your_vagina_thanks 1 point 3 years ago

ANY
CONTENT
IS
REAL CONTENT

LMAO

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Fez 5 points 3 years ago

This sub is literally called โ€œshitpostsโ€

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15liam20 1 point 3 years ago

How can I change my picture so it's not an otter?

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BornOnJuly1 -7 points 3 years ago

Sweeping generalizations and stereotyping is juvenile, small minded and very much a part of the problem.

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