Yeah I thought that was his leg for a while until I realized this was old people porn
ApathyTree 1 point 3 years ago path: 0 7330320 7336375 7343071, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
EvokerKing 0 points 3 years ago
It's the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.
NegativeLookBehind 79 points 3 years ago
Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
surewhynotlem 36 points 3 years ago
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he's been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
NegativeLookBehind 24 points 3 years ago
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississippβ
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
BobbyNevada 10 points 3 years ago
"Believe it or not, Your ol' Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day...."
surewhynotlem 10 points 3 years ago
My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I'm sure she's fine.
BobbyNevada 6 points 3 years ago
To shreds, you say.
homesnatch 6 points 3 years ago
Ask your mom, she's the competition subject.
unreachable 51 points 3 years ago
visually misleading ads placement
"they knew"
Obi 2 points 3 years ago
Yep. Maybe they didn't plan it this way but they definitely selected that one on purpose. It's just good marketing, people will go wtf is going on there and read on to find out, also it's Dutch and they're not afraid to get dirty with advertising here.
mibo80 34 points 3 years ago
No doubt, gramps is about that freak shit. He and grams have been swinging and it's brought new life to their relationship. This is them, on the beach at Hedonism II. If this photo doesn't spark memories of that eventful week, they'll always have the VD.
ivanafterall 9 points 3 years ago
It's why nursing homes are absolute dens of iniquity.
BobbyNevada 2 points 3 years ago
Its all fun and games, until you realize what all those different colored loofahs are for.
psycho_driver 28 points 3 years ago
Old people like sex too, every few weeks.
ininewcrow 15 points 3 years ago
That isn't grandma in the picture
SternburgExport 13 points 3 years ago
Oh fuck just reading the word Neckermann takes me back.
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