10 years ago, a person would be insulted for filming a video in portrait instead of landscape. Now, old landscape videos are being cropped and resized to fit in a portrait player.

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Steve 112 points 3 years ago

Vertical videos are the work of Satan

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experbia 21 points 3 years ago

people with vertical eyes must be making these vertical videos

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TastyWheat 2 points 3 years ago

Say No to old Mila Kunis.

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sodalite 105 points 3 years ago

i still judge people who film in portrait tbh. I can't stand vertical videos, it's the main reason i never made a tiktok.

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Whirling_Cloudburst 18 points 3 years ago

Their children's eyes will grow closer and closer together from one generation to another until no one has depth perception past the front of their face. /s

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zeekaran -6 points 3 years ago

Is this why people find Anya Taylor-Joy attractive?

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inb4_FoundTheVegan 7 points 3 years ago

No, that's because she IS attractive and you are being weird, shitty and judgmental. Like you're allowed to have whatever beauty preferences you want, but idk why you are going out of your way to call her unattractive.

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michaelmrose 1 point 3 years ago

Anya Taylor-Joy

Her eyes are too far apart and her head is oddly proportioned to her chin. She isn't UGLY or anything but she isn't that attractive.

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deweydecibel 3 points 3 years ago

And often it's not even a tiktok thing, it's just laziness and/or forgetting to rotate.

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lord_ryvan 1 point 2 years ago

Hell, even Tiktok allows horizontal videos, even instructs you to turn the screen if it's vertical!

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mods_are_assholes 59 points 3 years ago

It's because we didn't shame them hard enough. Now look where we are.

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marshadow 53 points 3 years ago

I still don’t like vertical videos. My natural field of view is landscape and portrait feels crowded and stressful. Also vertical videos have to be watched 2-3 times to see everything, because the person filming has to pan the camera so much, and they usually move too quickly. It’s like everyone forgot that a phone can be rotated.

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Tattorack 49 points 3 years ago

I'm STILL insulted. Portrait videos suck to look at.

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SendMePhotos -7 points 3 years ago

Yeah... Well... So do you! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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Doods 2 points 3 years ago
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HollandJim 47 points 3 years ago

Best reason ever to be rid of TikTok.

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A_Random_Idiot 9 points 3 years ago

Well that, and the fact that its a Chinese PsyOp to sow discord and manipulate people into ridiculous, insane behaviors.

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Dicska 1 point 3 years ago

Everything is doing it already. Good luck watching a "horizontal" video uploaded to Instagram from your desktop browser.

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Gabu 3 points 3 years ago

Why'd you use a Facebook piece of crap like instagram to begin with?

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Dicska 2 points 3 years ago

I don't use it actively (I'm not even logged in) but a good bunch of my friends keep sending me links. It would sound pretty mean if I just refused to open so many links to so many people on so many platforms (I consider TikTok even worse). I was talking about the phenomenon in general and brought up Instagram as an example.

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SendMePhotos 1 point 3 years ago

Just wait until I release the landscape video platform of... YokYik!

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givesomefucks 46 points 3 years ago

That's not recent...

Black bars get added to both formats often, sometimes back and forth until the video is a tiny rectangle and 90% useless black space

And people still talk shit about when someone used the wrong one to record.

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dual_sport_dork 23 points 3 years ago

I'm relegated to just talking shit on people who clearly have a copy of the original video, but upload it to the internet by playing it on their screen and shakily pointing their phone's camera at it rather than just uploading the fucking file.

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can 9 points 3 years ago

I blame iOS's poor file management.

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NightAuthor 2 points 3 years ago

It’d have to be magical to be utilized by the average iOS user.

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Tramdan 39 points 3 years ago

I wouldn't mind quite so much if it was because the people filming that way believed it looked better. But the real reason is usually because they are too dumb to think of turning their phone on its side.

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Appoxo 25 points 3 years ago

Sometimes tall things fit better in a vertical frame.
Sometimes wide things fit better in a horizontal frame.

But most of the time this isnt even thought about when taking the shot.

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thirteene 9 points 3 years ago

The horizontal display is meant to reflect our natural vision which is also a horizontal aspect ratio. There are niche scenarios like skyscrapers but the vast majority of the time it's correct to stay horizontal and frame the shot properly.

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cynar 12 points 3 years ago

Only if the action is wider than it is tall.

I've been videoing my daughter learning to swim. It's actually easier to capture it in portrait. Landscape would just have a lot more empty pool, for no gain.

Both have their place, though a lot of people are also idiots when filming.

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Soggytoast 37 points 3 years ago

Should be illegal really, jail time.

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toastus 17 points 3 years ago

Right to jail.

Believe it or not... jail.

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milicent_bystandr 1 point 3 years ago

Somehow I actually read, "arrested" instead of "insulted" first time!

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plantedworld 30 points 3 years ago

My unpopular opinion is that whatever you record should consider the format it'll be viewed in as well as the orientation of the subject in the video. Is it going to be viewed on a phone, one handed, while someone is eating or pooping? Then vertical might make sense. If the subject fits better in a vertical video, then that makes sense as well.

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SendMePhotos 4 points 3 years ago

Fuck it. Let's just record in squares and they can be cropped either way. The circular lense doesn't just record in portrait or landscape, right?... Wait... Or does it?.... It's actually a circular lense but the sensor itself might be rectangular.... Hmm....

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FellowEnt 4 points 3 years ago

Shooting I'm square crop has been a thing for a while now, it means clients can re-crop the same footage for different outputs. And usually means framing is a nightmare and never really works out well for any of the output formats.

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Lazhward 2 points 3 years ago

Just forget about rectangles altogether, circular video is where it's at!

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Doods 2 points 3 years ago

Circular phones.

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michaelmrose 2 points 3 years ago

Why would you do that? People don't even watch shows in portrait even when they use their phones. They watch short form content designed to fill idle moments. It is nearly exclusively bullshit filler or one person content. Real content will continue to be viewed in landscape forever.

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JayleneSlide 1 point 3 years ago
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michaelmrose 1 point 3 years ago

If the content isn't one person yaking full frame its going to be pointless to use portrait. It's just practically unsuitable

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Gabu 25 points 3 years ago

Fuck tiktok/shorts

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Kolanaki 19 points 3 years ago

On one hand, most of them are just selfies anyway, so portrait mode makes sense to frame the only subject and thing worth looking at. It also is easier to watch on a phone held with just one hand.

On the other, if you're taking shots of the landscape put that fucking shit in landscape mode. Please.

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Evil_incarnate 19 points 3 years ago

I don't mind either way to watch something. But what really shits me is the vertical video that has added padding on the sides to view in landscape. Or the other way around. I can't see anything when watching on my phone either way then.

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Dicska 3 points 3 years ago

Like it was impossible for websites to display properly. Especially when you want to watch the horizontal video that was uploaded to a vertical based site on a horizontal monitor (I'm looking at you, Instagram). Then you're left with ~9% of your monitor area and you can't even read the fucking text on the video.

I understand that you need to adapt when most people watch videos on phones now, but forcing people to install an app just to get all your user data is a pretty scummy move. Also, I may want to use my PC instead for a multitude of reasons.

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Bocky 18 points 3 years ago

One day TV makers are going to switch to 9 by 16 screens, vertical portrait mode TVs on the wall. Im from the future. Check back in 10 years, you will see.

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shneancy 25 points 3 years ago

the problem with that, and a big reason why it probably won't be adapted, is that portrait mode shows you fuck all, it's good for showing one person (you know like a portrait) but if you want to show multiple people you have so much deadspace top and bottom. Landscape is just aesthetically better

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Scrollone 30 points 3 years ago

Also, our freaking eyes are horizontal. There's no way around that

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Mr_Blott 12 points 3 years ago

Uh, lie down

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fmstrat 3 points 3 years ago

You'd still need landscape video.

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rockerface 11 points 3 years ago

just stack people on top of each other

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randomuser38529 2 points 3 years ago

The Sero from Samsung back in 2020 is how it all started to go sideways.

Or in this case, upways?

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meekah 3 points 3 years ago

I'd like to think the opposite of sideways is downways

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randomuser38529 3 points 3 years ago

Was trying to be semi-funny based on how the screen changes orientation.

You are probably right though.

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meekah 2 points 3 years ago

Oh, I was trying to build off of your joke by saying that the change from horizontal to vertical video is a downgrade haha

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Apollo2323 16 points 3 years ago

Thanks to tiktok...

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TypicalHog 15 points 3 years ago

Non-landscape videos give me mental discomfort.

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jaschen 12 points 3 years ago

I started filming in 1:1 ratio. Sorta best of both worlds

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possiblylinux127 2 points 3 years ago

I actually could get on board with that

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Appoxo 10 points 3 years ago

Back to 4:3!

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possiblylinux127 2 points 3 years ago

Honestly I never understood why it lost popularity. Sure a small 4:3 doesn't make sense but it would be fine scaled up.

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jaschen 4 points 3 years ago

Very little devices are 4:3 still. Not phones out tvs.

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WereCat 11 points 3 years ago

Every time I see someone film vertically I send them this YT video /watch?v=xL23Xvv1Pis (was not sure if I'm allowed to post links here). I just think it's a brilliant and underappreciated parody.

TBF I kind of got used to portrait videos but I still block YT shorts and alike as most videos in that format are garbage anyways.

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CosmicCleric 4 points 3 years ago

Every time I see someone film vertically I send them this YT video /watch?v=xL23Xvv1Pis (was not sure if I’m allowed to post links here).

https://youtu.be/xL23Xvv1Pis

I've seen links to videos in a lot of community posts, so we should be fine.

Also, funny video, thanks for sharing!

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WereCat 1 point 3 years ago

Thanks, I always forget that piped exists as I'm not used to it yet. Will try to post piped links directly next time.

edit: and will also try to not respond to bots :D

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Resol 9 points 3 years ago

I still think landscape video and portrait video are two completely different beasts, and one should not be converted into the other.

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SVcross 7 points 3 years ago

I still do. Depends on what you are filming, 9 out 10, landscape should be the go to.

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ordellrb 7 points 3 years ago

I am still waiting on 21/9 TV to buy...

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TedJ70 2 points 3 years ago

I believe LG has a couple and I saw Philips quite a few years ago.

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Treczoks 4 points 3 years ago

Who the fck does such a stupid thing?

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Flax_vert 1 point 3 years ago

Tiktok

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Treczoks 1 point 3 years ago

OK, I'm not dumb enough for Tiktok, so I don't care.

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Flax_vert 2 points 3 years ago

Good.

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TheOneWithTheHair 4 points 3 years ago

Insulted? Vines videos were mostly portrait. 2013-2014 were most-likely its hay day. Vines is dead now, but cell phone videos in portrait were posted to Vines a lot.

Now if you mean music videos or cinema, yeah, portrait would be odd.

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Iamdanno 3 points 3 years ago

Heyday is what you mean, I think.

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PP_BOY_ 1 point 3 years ago

It seems like the landscapeboys lost

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NoRodent 47 points 3 years ago

If they start building vertical cinemas, that's when we lose.

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Caligvla 15 points 3 years ago

Please don't give them any more ideas...

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cuchilloc 12 points 3 years ago

But people still don’t find diagonal eyes attractive, we will never mutate to having vertically-aligned eyes. Horizontal video supremacy is established by nature. Surgery goes a long way this days but, where would they put your nose?

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LostXOR 2 points 3 years ago
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cuchilloc 2 points 3 years ago

I thought some more after writing the comment and maaaybe, pick an eye and just align the one they remove above it, like right in the forehead but to one side. It could fit. Worst case they just remove some frontal cortex so it doesn’t stick out too much, won’t be needing it anyway if all one’s gonna do is watch vertical videos!

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insomniac_lemon 1 point 3 years ago

Sometimes you'll see a landscape video letterboxed into a portrait video, just to make sure it's terrible no matter which way you view it (but extra bad watching on a landscape monitor). So I don't see this as a badge of anything.

On a sidenote, I've noticed video cropping is pretty nice on a phone (widescreen+landscape) depending on the content (I got an OLED phone free because the screen is cracked). Like Wall-e is pretty good like that. Also the music video for Long-Legged Larry (some things are cut off but not enough that it detracts from understanding)

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