My mind when reading "The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04

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smeg 41 points 2 years ago

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threelonmusketeers 1 point 2 years ago

Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.

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pancakes 30 points 2 years ago

hits bong

Cat hits smaller catnip-filled bong

That seemed to work

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Kolanaki 30 points 2 years ago

IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN

Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.

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general_kitten 23 points 2 years ago

The cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 8 points 2 years ago

Then where's the Galaxy?

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Rocketpoweredgorilla 24 points 2 years ago

Get high and headbutt your cat.

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variants 13 points 2 years ago

You are on your way to vegetarian of the year

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Evil_Shrubbery 7 points 2 years ago

I love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it's really expressive.

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milliams 18 points 2 years ago

Not a "textbook". Clearly printed PowerPoint slides.

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assassinatedbyCIA 17 points 2 years ago

The same advice also works on children.

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Thcdenton 12 points 2 years ago

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Legend 4 points 2 years ago

One of my childhood buddy once told me his dad killed their dog like that for biting his sister and other people for 1 or 2 time .

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Thcdenton 4 points 2 years ago

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anon987 -41 points 2 years ago

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Thcdenton 3 points 2 years ago

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CptEnder 2 points 2 years ago

Tbf it does look like a dude killing a cat without context or knowing the meme

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SkyezOpen 2 points 2 years ago

Even with context it's pretty horrifying. There's gotta be a better way lol

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marmotworks 1 point 2 years ago

You are the least inspired bot on this platform, fella

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Lux 11 points 2 years ago

Nah i could fuck a cat up easy

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DragonTypeWyvern 33 points 2 years ago

Things you don't want to hear a vet tech say for $300

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vzq 9 points 2 years ago

Right?

Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.

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YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU 5 points 2 years ago

Better put your Carhartt on because those little razor paws could catch a wrist and end you with one good swipe.

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Mouselemming 8 points 2 years ago

This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I'm fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it's necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she's ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn't struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn't stop a cat, they just fight harder.

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fossilesque 7 points 2 years ago

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ChanchoManco 1 point 2 years ago

We're lucky that vets around here don't bite at all.

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friend_of_satan 7 points 2 years ago

In a fair fight it will win.

That is a chunk of wisdom right there. Applicable well beyond mere cats. This whole post could apply to politics.

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ryathal 1 point 2 years ago

Fair fights are for sports.

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friend_of_satan 1 point 2 years ago

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CptEnder 4 points 2 years ago

I mean yeah probably best not to pick a flight with one of the most efficient predators in the world lol

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Zerush 4 points 2 years ago

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onion -5 points 2 years ago

If your vet even gets in a situation where they'd "have to fight" your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet

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Theharpyeagle 21 points 2 years ago

I mean, sometimes cats need care and the vet doesn't really have time to gain their affection before poking them with a needle or prodding them all over. Not every cat is a fan of that, so sometimes you gotta deal with a cat who is trying very hard to claw your eyes out.

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onion -4 points 2 years ago

If you can't handle them without sedative then you can't administer the sedative in the first place. If you can handle them well enough to give them a sedative shot then you could just give them the vaccine shot you wanted to in the first place

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Theharpyeagle 3 points 2 years ago

I mean cats can be a lot harder to handle after you poke them. What if you need to give multiple vaccines? What if you need to draw blood? What if you need to touch other parts of their body to look for issues? What if you need to examine their mouth? Some cats will put up with it, some (a lot) will not. It's a lot safer and less stressful for everyone if you just use a sedative when needed.

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Rivalarrival 2 points 2 years ago

Inhalation anesthetic. We had kitty sized masks for the cats that just wanted to hiss and spit, and we had a clear, plexiglass box for the cats that wanted to rip our faces off. Once the cat goes googly eyes, we could intubate, or just finish the procedure quickly, and get it back in a carrier to recover.

We also had a bag. It was basically a thick pillowcase with 5 zippers on it. We'd stuff the cat in, and only unzip one hole at a time.

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