Why do you think he's still in school? They can't start collecting until you finish school. All he has to do is remain in school longer than fasfa remains solvent....so Id say he's got a chance.

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RizzRustbolt 9 points 2 years ago

"It's a form, not a student debt corporation." - My Mom.

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Nachorella 11 points 2 years ago

If it's not to qualify for jobs you can always just learn online for free. I suppose it depends on the degree but there's quite a lot you can just teach yourself these days.

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Obi 9 points 2 years ago

I learn new things almost every day, I haven't set foot in a school in nearly 20 years.

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Swarfega 2 points 2 years ago

TIL

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Monument 2 points 2 years ago

My dog eats shoe soles when she gets separation anxiety, and miraculously, she hasn’t managed to need surgery (for that) yet.

That one was free, but the next dog fact is gonna set you back $10k.

(And we know the shoes are an issue. The last 3 were a friends shoe that was accidentally left here in a place we didn’t spot them, our dog sitter’s mom’s shoe (from her closet!), and my wife’s shoe from the ’no dog area’ when we forgot to close a baby gate.)

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StaticFalconar 6 points 2 years ago

Ngl every time that thought runs through my head it eventually hits a wall at some point in the class when you've had your fill of curiosity for the subject, would rather move on to something else, but now you are stuck doing homework and working on that paper.

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ElderberryLow 5 points 2 years ago

Same. I’d do every IT degree possible if so lol.

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cabron_offsets 5 points 2 years ago

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Ragnarok314159 7 points 2 years ago

My employer has hired a few PhD’s for entry level engineering positions, and then they always end up fired because they are too incompetent to do it.

“I have a PhD”. Yeah, but you can’t even do this basic shit and your doctorate is in nothing we care about, but you knew some people.

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ResoluteCatnap 3 points 2 years ago

Ive often thought that id love to get paid to learn. Like give up my job and my new job is just learning

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Ragnarok314159 4 points 2 years ago

You can, but then it switches from learning to discover something. Expanding human knowledge is cool, but then reality sets in with funding, getting published, and having to kiss ass to rich idiots who think they are just as smart as you.

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Crackhappy 2 points 2 years ago

You can audit classes for free at Harvard online.

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Trainguyrom 2 points 2 years ago

Most colleges have the option to audit classes for free even!

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PeepinGoodArgs 2 points 2 years ago

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Sanctus 74 points 2 years ago

People just business shit post there all day, huh?

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extant 82 points 2 years ago

What else is a CEO supposed to do, work?

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sunzu 3 points 2 years ago

Well their job is for you to envy them and work hard so you can bee "them" one day...

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RizzRustbolt 5 points 2 years ago

It's like a less transphobic Tumblr.

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erp 59 points 2 years ago

This individual has more debt than the United States government.

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EmoDuck 46 points 2 years ago

I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger

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ElderberryLow 34 points 2 years ago

This person’s LinkedIn account is real but they’ve also written a book about getting into all the top programs, they’ve been a CEO of their own company since 2013, and been on other boards. You can find him pretty quickly in the comments on that post.

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givesomefucks 29 points 2 years ago

What's crazier is the Twitter guy acting like he was taking a risk...

If I was the applicant and I found out about this, I'd 100% start applying to a new company.

You might get the job, but no one is going to listen to you.

Edit:

Or does LinkedIn look like Twitter now? I never used it so assumed it was Twitter and the screenshot was linked in profile

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 33 points 2 years ago

Yeah that's LinkedIn.

You can tell because it's as crazy as Twitter but not quite as racist.

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lamabop 7 points 2 years ago

And less porn (for now)

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 2 years ago

LinkedIn would do well with a couple buttholes.

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9point6 27 points 2 years ago

Am I being cynical or oblivious when I see that history and assume it's mostly bullshit?

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RizzRustbolt 27 points 2 years ago

He was getting a masters in math at Harvard at the same time he was getting a masters in education at Stanford, while also going to Stanford Business School.

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gamermanh 6 points 2 years ago

Taking one class of each program at a time technically counts as doing that program!

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mortemtyrannis 8 points 2 years ago

Except the timelines they have for all the course are as if he was a full time student…. Something isn’t adding up here.

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gamermanh 6 points 2 years ago

It also says they cum loudly, don't think it's a serious document at all

(Do... Do I have to put the /s? Probably... Oh well)

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cabron_offsets 6 points 2 years ago

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ken_cleanairsystems 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know -- but, if so, put me down as cynical or oblivious, too.

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Klanky 15 points 2 years ago

He would be an immediate block for me, anytime I see a sentence and not a job title under their name. It’s served me well so far the rare times I open LinkedIn.

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Kolanaki 13 points 2 years ago

I have 20 BAs, 17 AAs, and 4 doctorates.

If only 1 of them was in my name... 😮‍💨

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EdanGrey 7 points 2 years ago

If I saw this I'd be seriously concerned as a recruiter (I do recruitment for my firm sometimes), bit of a red flag. Does this person have any work experience whatsoever?

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Anticorp 7 points 2 years ago

He said in the post that they don't.

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ResoluteCatnap 2 points 2 years ago

Right, that or it's a bunch of BS. Either way it can't be good. At a certain point you need either work experience or a portfolio for what you've worked on since your degree. Having only degrees is a problem.

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NigelFrobisher 3 points 2 years ago

That intern was Elon Musk.

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