“This shirt is dry clean only. That means it’s dirty!” - Mitch Hedberg

Everything goes in the same load. It dies? It dies. I won't tolerate weak clothing holding me back.

This is how I do it, and literally nothing bad has happened. Break free from the matrix, y'all.

Same energy: kitchen implements

My wooden spatula is cracking and warping after being put in the dishwasher every time, but too bad. I’ll use it until it splinters into pulp

Not dishwasher “safe” for whom?

Haha for real, survival of the fits. Same thing with my plants, if you don't survive winter outside, sucks to be you.

I messed up a really nice sweater this way. Now I follow the instructions to a tee

I dub things "dishwasher safe"

I just assumed those tags were placed by lawyers in case someone got upset if their crappy clothes fell apart. I didn't think most people actually read the.

I feel that slam in my soul

I can't be bothered with all that and just wash everything at 30c on the quickest setting. Though I do also have to do an extra 1400rpm spin cycle to get rid if the excess dampness as my machine only does max 1000rpm at lower temps.

My main washing gauntlet is my drying regimen as I tend to max out the radiator. I hate slow dried clothes if they are not dried outside, as thicker shirts and trousers and the elasticated parts of boxers and thick socks get a nasty damp smell if no radiator is involved (shitty northern europe weather).

I sort/separate so technical gear (hiking gear and other polyester stuff) doesn't get washed with detergent but don't see the need to use the more expensive stuff (non chlorine bleach) on regular clothes

Business idea: Darwinian Laundromat. Our motto? SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST/CLEAN ReVOLUTION OR DIE

Every single time

Sorry this isn't exactly related but which apps does the @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social link work? Didn't work in Liftoff