Chaos magic

3 years ago by BarelyTheramin to c/witchymemes

elbowdrop 41 points 3 years ago

Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?

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Corkyskog 31 points 3 years ago

I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about "pagan idols" (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.

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BarelyTheramin 21 points 3 years ago

The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.

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Mr_Blott 21 points 3 years ago

My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?

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BarelyTheramin 15 points 3 years ago

Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.

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Izzent 20 points 3 years ago

Chaotic Good

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penix -15 points 3 years ago

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Hyggyldy 27 points 3 years ago

Or that neighbor could mind their own business and move to the real world.

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some_guy 11 points 3 years ago

Nobody is causing suffering. that person is choosing to suffer.

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Catoblepas 5 points 3 years ago

Lawful evil would be doing this to someone with severe mental health problems, like gang stalking delusions. Leaving biodegradable handmade art somewhere and laughing because a religious zealot is giving themself the vapors is chaotic neutral at worst.

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SuddenDownpour 3 points 3 years ago

severe mental health problems

religious zealot

I mean.

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Catoblepas 2 points 3 years ago

I hear you, but they're not synonymous. Plenty of religious zealots are that way because it's an easy avenue for control over others, and how much they believe of their chosen religion is an open question. If it's a sliding scale of mental health issues, religious zealots are closer to 'just get therapy and deal with some shit' than 'needs medication to understand that their neighbor, mail carrier, coworker, and that random guy that passed them in the street aren't colluding to ruin their life.'

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Jamixthedestroyer 14 points 3 years ago

I feel like both of these people have too much time on their hands, but only one is innocuous and hilarious

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BarelyTheramin 6 points 3 years ago

Guys what the fuck. Locking this. Take a breather.

Edit: problem user removed. Carry on.

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ICastFist 2 points 3 years ago

PS: Sorry for the webm

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Setarkus 2 points 3 years ago

I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong "grass" to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

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eochaid 1 point 3 years ago

Sounds on brand for Drew Mackie. Love his podcasts.

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penix -45 points 3 years ago

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givesomefucks 36 points 3 years ago

To a religious nut job?

It's safe to say she's being a dick to people about other things if she's ranting on next door about witches

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penix -34 points 3 years ago

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Gatsby 29 points 3 years ago

Damn, you really took being offended at some guy making wreaths into an excuse to be rasict?

Brother you might be racist.

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Hyggyldy 22 points 3 years ago

The world's shittiest analogy. It's more like posting posters of happy interacial couples around bigots.

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penix -24 points 3 years ago

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GentlemanLoser 19 points 3 years ago

Weird that you thought it was good to include "jewbags" ngl

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penix -20 points 3 years ago

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GentlemanLoser 18 points 3 years ago

That analogy might work if grass wreathes represented genocide, but as it is, nah bruh

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can 3 points 3 years ago

Bruh

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ManosTheHandsOfFate -2 points 3 years ago

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GentlemanLoser 22 points 3 years ago

How's this being an asshole? She's getting triggered by vegetation, pretty sure she's the one with the problem

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penix -25 points 3 years ago

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can 1 point 3 years ago

Are you okay?

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Mr_Blott 20 points 3 years ago

Well, to people like you anyway lol

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penix -28 points 3 years ago

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Mr_Blott 6 points 3 years ago

Worked for Hitler 🤷

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penix -17 points 3 years ago

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