Anon pretends to be a girl online

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

NakariLexfortaine 227 points 2 years ago

As we used to say, "MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls".

Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.

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zurohki 130 points 2 years ago

Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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50MYT 42 points 2 years ago

And the moderators have beards. Women too

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psycho_driver 17 points 2 years ago

And the moderators have beards.

Bold of you to assume that moderators are married.

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idunnololz 36 points 2 years ago

GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.

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seathru 149 points 2 years ago

I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90's. It's always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.

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GBU_28 35 points 2 years ago

Scissor me xerces

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CaptainEffort 28 points 2 years ago

Scissor me timbers

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bamfic 33 points 2 years ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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HonoraryMancunian 8 points 2 years ago

I can confirm it happened at least once in MSN too 😬

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nutsack 5 points 2 years ago

why would you do this to me david

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FreshLight 5 points 2 years ago

The ones who kinda knew but kept doing it 🙈🙈💀💀

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asteriskeverything 125 points 2 years ago

There are no girls on the internet

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fatalicus 92 points 2 years ago

The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.

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joyjoy 29 points 2 years ago

We've always been trans-inclusive.

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UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 2 years ago

I genuinely wonder whether generation of people who played female avatars in MMOs to get free stuff has put the seed of TERFdom and assorted other anti-trans stereotypes into a generation of people's brains.

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Duamerthrax 12 points 2 years ago

Nah. transpanic jokes are way older then that. The reveal at the end of the first Ace Ventura movie is an example of that. Good thing the second movie is way better.

If anything, guys playing as girls in MMOs would have softened the idea of trans people to a lot of people who would have never thought much about it.

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InfiniteStruggle 2 points 2 years ago

I'll be your runescape girlfriend if you'll trim my armor set for free

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Cryophilia 1 point 2 years ago

On the internet, anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man. Anyone who claims to be a man is really a child. Anyone who claims to be a child is really an FBI agent.

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10_0 56 points 2 years ago
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elxeno 31 points 2 years ago

Expected this to be higher on urban dictionary, it's on the end of 2nd page.

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P4ulin_Kbana 13 points 2 years ago
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scutiger 2 points 2 years ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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P4ulin_Kbana 1 point 2 years ago
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OsrsNeedsF2P 10 points 2 years ago

It's funny because you can kind of tell based on the username. I'll tell you right now, almost no guy is going to pick "Bb2" or "quackypeach" as their name

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devilish666 90 points 2 years ago

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UnderpantsWeevil 25 points 2 years ago

Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.

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itsgroundhogdayagain 75 points 2 years ago

Welcome to the internet

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arandomthought 54 points 2 years ago

Have a look around...

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icetree 35 points 2 years ago
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AVincentInSpace 30 points 2 years ago

We've got mountains of content

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BigFatNips 26 points 2 years ago

Some better, some worse

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archonet 1 point 2 years ago
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queermunist 68 points 2 years ago

Eventually they'll both think a little more deeply about why they """pretended""" to be girls online. 🤔 😊

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bamfic 52 points 2 years ago

Loneliness

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MagicShel 13 points 2 years ago

Ever deliberately let yourself get catfished by an insta "girl" just because they'll listen to you and act interested in your life for a while?

Because I haven't.

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Konstant 3 points 2 years ago

So many scams start like that

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MagicShel 4 points 2 years ago

Oh to be clear it was a complete scam. I mean it would've been. And I would've known from the start by searching for the pictures they sent on tineye and finding they were from a former r/gonewild poster. Also the fact that they just messaged a random account out of the blue and were instantly smitten and sending nudes like the next day. And the fact that when I said I'm married they were not dissuaded in the least.

I have no idea if it would've been a blackmail scam or a sympathy scam or a phishing scam. I started out just intending to fuck with them, but eventually found I was looking forward to sharing what I made for dinner or drinks or hearing about their fictitious backstory. I mean they weren't deep conversations, but they acted interested and I could just ramble on about my day or where I like to vacation or whatever mundane shit.

At first I thought she was going to hit me with checking out her OF and I might've even thrown her a few bucks for taking the time to just talk with me. We talked for hours off and on without her asking me for money. I can appreciate establishing a connection, you know? But no. It wasn't OF. It was just a scammer of some variety. Then I let them know they were busted and got to enjoy hearing the sob story about her evil ex who posted her nudes online and all the excuses she couldn't prove it was her in any of the fifty ways I offered.

But sadly our relational ended when she started hitting me with ChatGPT. I don't need a middleman to pretend I'm talking to someone with an AI.

Hypothetically, of course.

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queermunist 1 point 2 years ago

I'm sure that's all it is. 😉

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dch82 10 points 2 years ago

Anon is usually bored and chronically online

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P4ulin_Kbana 2 points 2 years ago
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qevlarr 45 points 2 years ago

There's a reason transbian is a word

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Valmond 8 points 2 years ago

Any transbian places to recommend?

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rickyrigatoni 12 points 2 years ago

Тайшет looks like a nice town on the trans-siberian rail line.

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Presently42 5 points 2 years ago

Enquiring minds must know: why that place?

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Valmond 2 points 2 years ago

Looking at your name I'd guessed trans-alpina ^^

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puppycat 9 points 2 years ago

my place? 😏

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Valmond 2 points 2 years ago

Yes Please 😊 💖 !

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OsrsNeedsF2P 16 points 2 years ago

Name checks out

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Kolanaki 68 points 2 years ago

Pretending to be a girl for free handouts in MMOs was peak metagaming.

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BalooWasWahoo 39 points 2 years ago

I had a friend get a fucking voice changer just to keep the lies going when he did that in D&Donline. It still irritates me that it actually worked. Dude was rolling in gifts and invites.

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InfiniteStruggle 1 point 2 years ago

Egg in real life? How far did he take it? Did he wear a cat-ear hairband, slather himself in oil, and meow?

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BalooWasWahoo 1 point 2 years ago

What? No. Like a popo man pretending to be a kid, he was only doing it to get the shit he wanted.

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ValorieAF 39 points 2 years ago
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cordlesslamp 54 points 2 years ago

The tale as old as the internet.

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Track_Shovel 42 points 2 years ago

Those guys scissored so hard they bought a Subaru together

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arin 41 points 2 years ago

Literally the first episode of Sword Art Online

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DragonTypeWyvern 8 points 2 years ago

You watched a very different SAO

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Duamerthrax 22 points 2 years ago

No, when the villain switches everyone's custom avatars to their irl bodies, one girl couple you saw in an earlier scene is revealed to both be dudes to both dude's surprise. I think there's another scene a few episodes later showing both dudes still hanging out with each other. Just background stuff.

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KairuByte 10 points 2 years ago

Nah, one of them was a girl, the other was a dude:

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HollowNaught 2 points 2 years ago

"Oh my god. What's going on?!?!"

"Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you"

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DragonTypeWyvern 5 points 2 years ago

Ah, you're right, I remember those guys.

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flashgnash 4 points 2 years ago

"I'm okay with this" "Me too" LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!

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Suavevillain 38 points 2 years ago

There is a bad bitch inside of all of us lowkey. But at least in RPGs I like to be a chick because I usually like the clothing options.

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BreadstickNinja 22 points 2 years ago

I've always said, if you're going to stare at someone's ass for the next 200 hours...

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InfiniteStruggle 8 points 2 years ago

Baldur's gate made a whole lot of believers; every character in that game is hot as fuck, including the horned demon lady. Especially the horned demon lady.

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HawlSera 6 points 2 years ago

I love everything about BG3

Proves you can have a gender system that doesn't feel as forced as "Body Type A/B" and in the process accommodate a larger portion of the gender spectrum.

It also shows you can be Pro-Woman AND Pro-Sexuality, you don't need to go the route of "Everyone looks like a guy, and boobs don't exist", you can just have hot chicks fucking hot chicks, hot guys fucking hot guys, turn into a bear and get your freak on...

I get that media's trying to change its tune to be more inclusive because we've kinda just catered to white guys for too long, and gender's proving slightly more complicated than initially believe, but... BG3 did it in a way that's actually fun, inclusive, and awesome, instead of feeling like lazy pandering that doesn't really help anyone outside of Right Wingers looking to get mad about shit.

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SassyRamen 3 points 2 years ago

and for FPS being a bad bitch means you'll have a smaller hit box 😅

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nieceandtows 34 points 2 years ago

Now kith

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HawlSera 34 points 2 years ago

I feel like there are so many dudes who'd fall in love if only both parties were women, and that's beautiful...

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Cryophilia 6 points 2 years ago

Why is that beautiful? Sounds pretty obvious to me. If some of my dude friends were actually women, I'd love to be in a relationship with them. They're cool dudes.

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MachineFab812 2 points 2 years ago

All the straight boys you know have probably at some poiot been devastated to remember they are tecnnically not lesbians, because dick.

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HawlSera 3 points 2 years ago

I had someone tell me "He/Him Lesbians" were a thing recently and they weren't referring to FTM Transguys either (Which I was relieved by as that would be a horribly offensive thing to call that crowd since a lesbian is a woman who exclusively is attracted to other women, and FTMs are NOT women.) Somedays I just don't know if I'm getting too old and set in my ways or if the world has just lost the plot.

These days I just kinda "nod" at things and go along with them even if I don't agree or understand, within reason of course. (i'm not going to let anyone take fucking dieting advice from a breatharian)

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match 8 points 2 years ago

he/him lesbians is largely a historical teem referring to lesbians in the 1980s scene who would identify as (typically butch) women but go by he/him pronouns (see stone butch blues)

(but it's old enough that some people have rediscovered it)

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HawlSera 1 point 2 years ago

The way you phrased it makes it sound like more of a sex thing than a gender identity thing

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Skullgrid 4 points 2 years ago

Unpopular opinion : once you start blurring the lines of what gender is, the straightness based definitions of things go out the window.

An FTM and MTF relationship is something alright. None of my business.

but, linguistically speaking, I don't think straight as a label applies to it, even though it's male + female.

it ties into the difference between someone being pansexual, and bisexual.

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Allero 2 points 2 years ago

Seriously though

The feminine (and, by extension, lesbian) is constantly portrayed in such a sweet and gentle way and masculine us always so rough that I can't help but say "lesbian relationships to me, please"

And I'm a guy.

Where tf did we lose those cute gentle hetero relationships and representation? Okay there's GFD, but barely anyone notices it and it's strictly about women taking the lead and mostly sexual, which is only one side of the story.

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BartyDeCanter 31 points 2 years ago

This is the meet cute for a bi rom com, right?

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Transtronaut 25 points 2 years ago path: 0 11965088, hotness: undefined, score: 25, children: 3
yoissy 8 points 2 years ago

This was a sweet, wonderful read, thank you

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Sauerkraut 8 points 2 years ago

I am a happily being a guy but I identified with Samuel in that story more than I ever would have guessed would have been possible. I have always been jealous of how easy it is for women to make friends and how tender their friendship are. I have never gotten along with macho guys and multiple times in my life people thought I was gay (I am only attracted to women, I just want tender friendships like women have with each other)...

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lol_idk 24 points 2 years ago

Deleted

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isolatedscotch 30 points 2 years ago

just to get items

also some minor mental illnesses but we don't talk about that

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shneancy 35 points 2 years ago

honestly when i was a kid i always picked male characters (despite being afab) because "the clothes looked better", fast forward a couple of years, i transitioned to male and i realised i used video games as my main escape from worsening gender dysphoria

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absentbird 18 points 2 years ago

I knew a guy who used that exact same reasoning to play female characters. It's funny how the way you want to look in a videogame can sort of tap into subconscious desires sometimes.

"Obviously I couldn't dress like that IRL because of gender rules, but since I can choose my gender in this game..."

It's sort of like The Button thought experiment.

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WeLoveCastingSpellz 16 points 2 years ago

same as an amab I always used to play women cause they got better clothes. I am not trans tho, I mean probably not.

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TheSlad 14 points 2 years ago

Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/

For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.

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nikaaa 30 points 2 years ago

also some minor mental illnesses

I don't like to call it "mental illnesses" because it makes it look like it's a property of the person; however, it is a property of society:

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HowManyNimons 21 points 2 years ago

I often play RPGs as a female character, as a means of stepping outside of myself and actually, you know, role-playing. But I seldom play online games, and do not try to convince anyone that I'm a woman irl.

Still, it's interesting how people assume that because I've chosen to spend my game time watching a female avatar run about, I must be a woman. I've been in some sticky situations, but none thus far involving anyone claiming to be lesbian.

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SkyezOpen 14 points 2 years ago

"If I'm gonna stare at an ass for hours it may as well be a hot one" is a reason I've heard.

The last descendant seems to be leaning hard on that demographic as well. The outfits are... Basically shovelware mobile game coomer shit.

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Nelots 6 points 2 years ago

That used to be my personal reason, but nowadays, I end up picking female characters even in games like Terraria where there isn't exactly much sex appeal going around. Turns out I like the sounds too, and not just dialog. I prefer hearing a girl grunt instead of some big macho man when I'm jumping or getting shot or whatever.

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DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the recommendation!

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SkyezOpen 3 points 2 years ago

Haha. If you wanna jork it then go for it. The gameplay doesn't look bad either but the grind is somehow worse than destiny 2, and optimal builds are more complex than borderlands.

Also unfortunately most of the coomer skins are premium macrotransactions.

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HowManyNimons 1 point 2 years ago

Honestly I'm not really an arse enthusiast so there's not a great deal of that going on in my case. It does make me laugh though when gamerdudes moan about the "gayness" of having to play a female character.

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nutsack 7 points 2 years ago

how sticky are we talking about

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HowManyNimons 3 points 2 years ago

Exactly as sticky as you're imagining, I'm afraid. I was sent photographs.

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Cryophilia 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, when I play an RPG and I create a character, I'm creating a whole character, not just a self-insert one. That character has a name, a backstory, a way of thinking, skills, experiences. When that character decides to join the Stormcloacks, it's not because that's what I would do. It's what the character would do.

Some of those characters are women. Some are nonhuman. It's a character, it's not me.

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P4ulin_Kbana 19 points 2 years ago
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rickyrigatoni 9 points 2 years ago

🥚

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HubertManne 22 points 2 years ago

I play girls in 3rd person mmos and my wife place huge dudes.

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AVincentInSpace 22 points 2 years ago

Fake: anon would not pretend to be gay up through the point of lesbian cybersex

Gay: I don't see how this story could possibly be any gayer

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Zacryon 21 points 2 years ago

How did it end? Did they date then?

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match 10 points 2 years ago

yes and they're lesbians now

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wagesj45 10 points 2 years ago

Many such cases.

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superkret 1 point 2 years ago
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