DuckDuckGoose

2 years ago by merari42 to c/lemmyshitpost

originalucifer 183 points 2 years ago

alas, many of us will never reach goose-farm level success

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kautau 44 points 2 years ago

Yeah that sounds way more enjoyable, but first you need the 250k and up salary that a principal engineer at MS makes for 20 years, then you have plenty of equity to focus on whatever your hobby is

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GissaMittJobb 18 points 2 years ago

Average 350k according to levels.fyi.

I was expecting higher for principal tbh

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kautau 13 points 2 years ago

I think MS like other big tech companies has started to run out of "senior" positions without paying more so many people just end up as "senior" principal engineers which is basically "this is as far as you can go if you don't want to get involved in management"

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dejected_warp_core 8 points 2 years ago

“this is as far as you can go if you don’t want to get involved in management”

Yes. That exactly. This typically comes with a nice perk: Principals are supposed to have the same clout as lower-level managers. Which is to say they usually report to Directors or even the CTO in some organizations.

Another one is "Independent Contributor" which is similar but, as the name would suggest, is very self sufficient and does not work on (or for) a team. They're basically one-man engineering shops and are expected to perform well everywhere in the company's tech and talent stacks. As a result, ICs are very rare.

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sfxrlz 18 points 2 years ago

Jokes on programming. Hated life before being forced into it..

Edit: it meaning programming. This isn’t supposed to be that edgy.

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Asafum 14 points 2 years ago

Just try being uneducated and working in a dead end factory job while having hated life all your life anyway!

Much fun! -46/10 would never recommend!

I wish I was forced into programming... I tried on my own and just don't have the mind for it, I find it incredibly boring. All my friends are in the field and all work from home wherever the hell they want to live. I'm stuck in a VHCOL area with shit income and 0 potential to increase it :(

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sfxrlz 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah well I was „forced“ into it by an injury and one my parents working at the university. I never finished my degree so in that sense I’m also uneducated.

I didn’t have the mind for Uni stuff either esp. the maths stuff. There are so many areas. I just liked doing webdev stuff in my freetime and that landed me a few jobs.

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Asafum 4 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry you've had to suffer an injury! From what I understand, your experience now and your interest outside of work counts for more than the paper degree so if you do choose to continue that path I wouldn't worry too much about being uneducated. Good luck, I hope you find happiness in whatever you do!

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jam12705 88 points 2 years ago

This isn't a shit post, its the truth

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CodexArcanum 21 points 2 years ago

You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

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jam12705 18 points 2 years ago

Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.

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SpaceNoodle 16 points 2 years ago

You ever been around Microsoft management? It's an improvement.

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idunnololz 8 points 2 years ago

Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

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originalucifer 18 points 2 years ago

geese

its the last layer for my gooturducken

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idunnololz 3 points 2 years ago

That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

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darthelmet 5 points 2 years ago

Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.

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frezik 8 points 2 years ago

You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they're wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they're feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

Appreciate Sandhills from a distance.

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Rai 4 points 2 years ago

Peak performance. I love them.

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Mouselemming 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they'll be able to reprogram geese.

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FelixCress 1 point 2 years ago

Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.

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datelmd5sum 81 points 2 years ago

Our previous CTO left by saying "I have enough money now. Peace out!"

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stebo02 43 points 2 years ago
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CodexArcanum 76 points 2 years ago

I feel like the progression of my "Programming shelf" says a lot about my career trajectory as well.

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Schmoo 24 points 2 years ago

The programmer to homesteader pipeline is real.

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Screamium 28 points 2 years ago

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

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Schmoo 8 points 2 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree, I've been going down the pipeline myself and this has been my approach. Recently I've been working with family and neighbors to get a community garden going.

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Daxtron2 19 points 2 years ago

You read some Thoreau and immediately wanted to leave society behind lol, I see you took his lessons to heart.

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dejected_warp_core 12 points 2 years ago

The other pivot point is The Pragmatic Programmer, which is totally understandable.

That book does a good job of grounding the reader through examples and parables from everywhere else but IT. By the end, you realize that good software engineering makes the best of general problem-solving skills, rather than some magical skillset peculiar to computing. You wind up reaching a place where you can begin to solve nearly any problem through use of the same principles. So @codex here, perhaps effortlessly, went on to management instead.

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bl_r 9 points 2 years ago

What are those books on Doom and Wolfenstein? Is it the game development black book by sanglard? That’s the book I found with a bit of searching

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CodexArcanum 14 points 2 years ago

Yes, those are the Game Engine Black Books (Doom|Wolfenstein) by Fabien Sanglard. Highly recommended for anyone interested in games, programming, and history. They are amazing time capsules of those games and the development environments that produced them. I think/hope he's working on GEBB: Quake and I'm so excited for him to eventually release it!

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bl_r 3 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna have to snag that doom book. I love low level programming and I’ve heard a lot about how hacky game dev used to be and that just excites me

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CodexArcanum 3 points 2 years ago

Oh you're going to be in heaven, it's one of my favorite books! He really gets into everything: how the game is structured, how different subsystems work (BSP trees, enemy ai, sound, music, every detail), and even gets into peripheral things like how the game was distributed, how the (old) console ports came about, and so much more. The copy on my shelf is actually my third because i keep giving them away to people.

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blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah... But right to left or left to right... Lol.

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Pencilnoob 5 points 2 years ago

This looks uncannily like my shelf, I'm trying to buy land now for my permaculture forest 😭

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Boxscape 5 points 2 years ago

I love 'DEBT' lurking on the bottom there.

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goosehorse 2 points 2 years ago

Judging by The Dawn of Everything sitting next to it, I'd guess that book is Debt: The First 5000 years by David Graeber!

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stringere 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks for reminding me about Art of Shen Ku. Friend had a copy years and years ago and from time to time I would remember reading parts but could never remember the title. Cheers!

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lemming741 68 points 2 years ago path: 0 12035970, hotness: undefined, score: 68, children: 0
VonReposti 43 points 2 years ago

That's what a year of being a software architect does to you.

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Quill7513 54 points 2 years ago

You spent all those years down in the trenches implementing bullshit designs an architect came up with, positive you could do better if you just got the chance. Then you go to graduate school to get the qualifications companies say you need to be an architect. You receive a masters degree. You're your companies leading expert on software design. You get promoted to architect.

That's when you find out the truth. All those previous architects left for the same reason you someday will. It wasn't the previous architects making the terrible decisions that frustrated you. It was the marketing team and the CEO telling the CTO that the software product must have certain buzzwords present in the design. Those buzzwords offer no value to what your software product is meant to accomplish. But if you don't put them in the designs, they'll fire you and hire someone who will play their games.

Eventually, you can't take it anymore. Having interfaced with the upper levels of your company, and having the understanding of systems engineering you do, you realize that every software firm will be this. There is nowhere you can go that will be better. You start saving.

Your goal is to save enough money to purchase a small plot of land and put an organic farm on it. Your convictions for this farm are simple: it must be able to feed your family. This may not be exclusively what you envision for it, and you may not even intend for it to be the only source of food for your family, but it will help you be less reliant on the kinds of corporation you've come to know and come to see as irrevocably evil.

And then sometimes, you get people like this in the post. Who find enough success farming to focus their energy on it exclusively.

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peopleproblems 20 points 2 years ago

I was in my first architecture review meeting this week.

The accuracy is infuriating and humbling.

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suction 10 points 2 years ago

If you give a shit about your work and the product you’re working on, then don’t work in a big company. In big companies, people are there for the money and maybe for a good looking entry on their resume, so they’ll only do what they’re being told to do, after all they’ll be elsewhere in 2 years tops.

If you have ideals and don’t just work for money, don’t work in the corporate world. Small to mid-size employers come with a lot less bs and more engaged co-workers.

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SzethFriendOfNimi 15 points 2 years ago

22 years. 1 year is chicken farmer, 10 is ducks, 15 is, oddly, Alpacas, and 20 is geese.

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Diplomjodler3 41 points 2 years ago

Yeah, after 22 years at Microsoft in a senior position, you should be able to retire and do whatever the fuck you want as a hobby. I very highly doubt this guy will ever make significant money from goose farming.

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Omgpwnies 7 points 2 years ago

Are you saying his income will be ... ahem ... a goose-egg?

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jaybone 37 points 2 years ago

I’m a senior/principal engineer with 20+ years of experience and I can’t even think about retiring any time soon. All the posts in this thread are making me super sad. And the posted salary numbers are way higher than mine. :(

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lepinkainen 23 points 2 years ago

20 years of Microsoft stock options is a good pile of money

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Etterra 30 points 2 years ago

I'd way rather be a duck farmer. Geese are noisy little bastards.

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stringere 8 points 2 years ago

and MEAN

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flambonkscious 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah I was thinking farming geese has got to be complicated and awful work.

Entertaining for the neighbours though!

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someguy3 4 points 2 years ago

Chicken is more profitable than ducks.

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zloubida 1 point 2 years ago

And more cuddly.

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FauxPseudo 2 points 2 years ago

Ducks are the grossest birds. Anything is better than ducks. I have 6 ducks.

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strawberrysocial 1 point 2 years ago

Wait I thought you had 7 geese.

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FauxPseudo 3 points 2 years ago

18 chickens, 7 geese, 6 ducks, 11 cats, 3 fosters, two dogs.

Today I turn on one foster kitten, the rest leave next week. Not sure if they will give me more when I drop off the one today. But if they have something extra spicy I'll probably get it.

Basically multiple types and the number is fluid. We've lost two chickens and two geese this year.

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strawberrysocial 1 point 2 years ago

You got a whole menagerie! Sorry about your chicken and goose loss.

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vinnymac 22 points 2 years ago

Might be one of the few times a Lemmy post related to me.

I have owned a farm for four years, and do engineering for fun. AMA

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TheImpressiveX 7 points 2 years ago

How did you get into owning a farm, and what led you to engineering?

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vinnymac 10 points 2 years ago

My grandfather is/was an electrician for over 60 years. Worked on very important projects in New York City. This rubbed off on me growing up. I spent much of my childhood taking things apart, figuring out how they worked, and putting them back together how I liked. I’ve been working on both hardware and software since I was 11. Had the privilege to study CS formally in high school, and Computer Engineering in university.

Good timing mostly got me into farming, especially since interest rates fell to the floor during the pandemic. Had enough to buy the acreage I wanted, and the wife was interested in helping out. We grow a variety of things now, and not just plants. For example we sell Honey, Soaps, Walnuts, and Mushrooms. It can be hard on the body to be so active all the time, but it is more satisfying than a monitor staring back at you at 3am because of some small incident.

I continue to tinker, and assist startups in my spare time, I can’t imagine I will ever stop programming.

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RememberTheApollo_ 21 points 2 years ago

To have such a good career payout that you don’t need a career.

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postnataldrip 21 points 2 years ago

Honestly jealous

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henfredemars 17 points 2 years ago

We have a principal software engineer who is a part-time farmer. He has chickens and cows.

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peopleproblems 10 points 2 years ago

Man I'm starting to think I've got the wrong hobbies. Maybe I do need to get out more.

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Rolando 7 points 2 years ago

Touch grass geese.

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xelar 17 points 2 years ago

Okay, thats the response for rich people. Whats the offer for less rich who would like to "disconnect from the system"?

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PmMeFrogMemes 4 points 2 years ago

start crying!:D

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Hadriscus 3 points 2 years ago

It's a case by case thing, obviously there's no single answer, it's going to depend on your existing skills, your location, the availability of geese, and so on

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DragonAce 16 points 2 years ago

I quit my 20+ year career as a sysadmin about 2 years ago and started turning my backyard into a massive garden. I'm currently trying to figure out places to sell large quantities of hot peppers and I'm about to start selling matted and framed photos of flowers and wildlife from my garden.

Fuck IT.

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problematicPanther 15 points 2 years ago

i'm a data analyst. there's an urge to say fuck this shit and start a brewery. That urge is there every single day.

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bluewing 3 points 2 years ago

I used to be a Toolmaker long ago and far away. And there is a, and not undeservedly so, stereotype of Toolmakers as cranky old assholes. And the job tends to make us intolerant assholes.

I too had reached a point where I had enough of being angry, cranky, and hateful to everyone and myself every day. So I finally took all that cranky angry hatred and decided to channel it into something more constructive - I became a Medic for the next 15 years. And when that pissed me off enough I decided to teach math in my tiny rural school for 4 years until I retired.

I am a very slow learner........

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Hadriscus 3 points 2 years ago

We always need more brewists. Do it !

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tacosplease 13 points 2 years ago

You should say "This is how something looks" or "This is what something looks like", but don't put the "how" and the "like" in the same statement.

That is not how it should look like.

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velvetThunder 14 points 2 years ago

This is what not it should look

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FauxPseudo 13 points 2 years ago

I worked in IT for 20 years. I became a handyman and have 7 geese.

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strawberrysocial 1 point 2 years ago

Are geese good animals to have?

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FauxPseudo 5 points 2 years ago

Yes and no. They are much cleaner than ducks and they can be exclusively fed on grass once they are feathered out. This makes them unbelievably awesome in addition to their guard dog ability. In the springtime you get giant goose eggs. Which is a big perk. Since we got our first two geese we have not lost a single chicken or duck to hawks. Which is why we got them. We were losing 1 to 3 a year just to hawks.

The downside is that like all birds they poop everywhere And their poops are more undigested grass than runny stuff. And in the spring when you get those giant eggs the geese can become extremely aggressive. This means separating them from the other birds to prevent injuries and it means learning how to wrestle geese in a safe manner. And it means always being on guard. You will not be safe on your own property.

But for me the benefits far exceed risks. They pay for themselves. They give giant eggs, they stop hawks, they mow the yard, they require no feed.

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Got_Bent 5 points 2 years ago

There were a bunch of geese around my grandparents' house when I was a kid. God those things would torment me. They had free range of the property and I tended to completely avoid the area they hung out because they were hyper aggressive and would chase after me every time I got anywhere near them. I was six years old, so it felt like they were as tall as me and they were definitely faster.

It wasn't so bad once I got a little older, a little taller, and relied more on my bicycle than my feet for movement.

Nonetheless, those things gave me childhood trauma to the extent that I still can't stand geese some forty five years later.

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FauxPseudo 4 points 2 years ago

If they're not tormenting you, they're not doing their job. That's their niche. They have one job.

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Hadriscus 2 points 2 years ago

Not safe ? what do you mean, a goose can hurt people ?

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FauxPseudo 2 points 2 years ago

Only if they see you

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Zink 11 points 2 years ago

I have taken a half step in this direction and it’s improved my life greatly.

I still have a normal job, but my Covid project back in 2020 was to finally put a koi pond in my back yard. I spend way more time learning and thinking about it than keeping up on tech shit. And the job I have now is great - I’m not trying to escape from it or anything.

The best part is that even the guy I bought my recent koi from has a microbiology degree. He’s properly living the “x farmer” dream, but that “job” is much more than a 9-5.

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stringere 4 points 2 years ago

Wait...you mean to say it's feasibleto have a cottage-industry koi farm for a hobby/supplemental income? I've been considering putting in a pond and looking at different ideas for what to put in it and koi are a contender.

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Zink 3 points 2 years ago

Oh no, the microbiology guy I’m talking about is beyond full time with his farm. He’s there 7 days a week when he’s not traveling to shows.

And that’s just taking care of the fish and growing them out, not breeding them. He imports from Japanese breeders.

As for breeding new babies and selling them, it’s certainly possible but there probably isn’t a ton of profit in it. Any time I’ve thought about it I’ve thought two things: I don’t want to deal with rando customers and I don’t want to turn my happy peaceful hobby into a job.

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dessimbelackis 4 points 2 years ago

Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.

But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol

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Zink 2 points 2 years ago

Yep, now with having my pond chores zen time and being able to enjoy the end results, I think I fully understand what gets people into gardening. I’ve just been forever obsessed with aquatic life.

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stringere 3 points 2 years ago

Good points, thank you for the followup!

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MeatsOfRage 11 points 2 years ago

The Venn diagram overlap of senior+ programmers and farmers is oddly large

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gandalf_der_12te 10 points 2 years ago

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lowleveldata 11 points 2 years ago

I feel like we are all agreeing here

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explodicle 1 point 2 years ago

You're right, of course.

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Got_Bent 10 points 2 years ago

Not in computers. I'm an accountant. I don't have enough money to throw the double middle fingers. Can somebody please, for the love of all that's holy, show me the way out or, you know, come sneak onto my property when I'm not looking and delete me?

Edit: JUST now, I got told that I'm unprofessional because I refuse to give my personal cell phone number to all three thousand of our clients. I said that my private phone funded by my personal money is not a business asset and they can give me a company phone if they want me texting clients. This was met with a huff, turning of a back on me, and storming off.

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problematicPanther 4 points 2 years ago

sell all your earthly possessions and buy two geese, one male and one female. then you, too, will be a goose farmer.

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phoenixz 6 points 2 years ago

To avoid inbreeding issues you might want to start with a few more than that...

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werefreeatlast 8 points 2 years ago

Yes, with AI anything is possible!

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velvetThunder 4 points 2 years ago

An AI goose farmer. Is that an AI Farmer™ or does that farm AI Goose™

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Ilovethebomb 8 points 2 years ago

Isn't this Jeremy Clarkson's career path, more or less?

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NickwithaC 2 points 2 years ago

Car driver turned farmer. Both kinda low level jobs.

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Theme 7 points 2 years ago

We found John Stardew!?

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bluewing 5 points 2 years ago

Damn it! It's Duck, Duck, Grey Duck! NOT goose!

***A Minnesotan argues about the important stuff

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gravitas_deficiency 4 points 2 years ago
  • rake in the lake
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MrSilkworm 1 point 2 years ago

I'm sincerely envy. I wish I could do the same.

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jdeath -4 points 2 years ago

20+ years at M$ sounds like hell on earth. Might be better for mankind to work for 20 years at an oil company ffs

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

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