i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper

2 years ago by prettydarknwild to c/lemmyshitpost

sxan 197 points 2 years ago

Dr*g?

So, I was at my pharmacy today getting my prescription dr*gs, and afterward stopped by my dealer to pick up some fucking heroin.

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db2 87 points 2 years ago

I can't believe you swore on the fucking internet. Unbelievable!

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ageofthegreat 6 points 2 years ago

Think of the fucking children!

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bastion 2 points 2 years ago

I am, but all I can think is that the little bastards need some fucking culture!

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Whelks_chance 6 points 2 years ago

Medication

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fushuan 2 points 2 years ago

How dare you even think of dr*g dealing? It's human trafficking!!

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Empricorn 1 point 2 years ago

My guy had some junkie show up that hadn't paid after multiple warnings. I watched as they dr*g him out of the living room...

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NewDark 182 points 2 years ago

You should be mad at billionaires and landlords, not other working people.

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copd 46 points 2 years ago

Were grouping landlords with billionaires? Nah, billionaires have their own special VIP area in hell

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surewhynotlem 63 points 2 years ago

Landlords are like ticket scalpers. Buy up a scarce resource, provide no real value, and overcharge.

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GrammarPolice -9 points 2 years ago

The real people you should be hating on are the ones that mindlessly inflate prices. Not just anyone buying property

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Floey 35 points 2 years ago

Landlords inflate prices of property.

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theangryseal 18 points 2 years ago

All of them be trying to charge us to be alive. If my landlord could come up with a good enough reason to charge me to breathe, he’d put it on the invoice.

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NewDark 1 point 2 years ago

They're both part of the owning class. The only difference is degrees

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BananaTrifleViolin 121 points 2 years ago

Why "dr*g"? That's a wierd bit of censorship - making a joke about drugs and sex workers and feeling the need to censor the word drug? I don't get it?

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mortemtyrannis 106 points 2 years ago

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

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BigDanishGuy 38 points 2 years ago

Demonetization s*cks. I was just about to get a rescue yacht for my staff's yacht and then boom my most profitable lemmy comments got demonetized.

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Laser 33 points 2 years ago

They're afraid of the drag dealers' wrath

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Prandom_returns 1 point 2 years ago

Probably a screenshot off TikTok, where you saying "die" might upset Vinie the Pooh, so they censor the living fu*k of it.

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Korne127 106 points 2 years ago

Are you implying people on OnlyFans aren't good people?!

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dan 93 points 2 years ago

Yeah this is strange. People need to stop vilifying sex work. If the person is doing it willingly, they're not hurting anyone, and they enjoy doing it, what's the problem?

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kshade 9 points 2 years ago

There's a spectrum going from someone just posting stuff and getting paid to shameless exploitation of vulnerable people through parasocial relationships. The latter can be very lucrative.

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Fedegenerate 28 points 2 years ago

Someone identifying with Homelander would. That's the real meme here.

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daggermoon 101 points 2 years ago

The majority of drug dealers and only fans models are poor like the rest of us.

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bjoern_tantau 38 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this guy doesn't know enough drug dealers and only fans models.

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JusticeForPorygon 85 points 2 years ago

You can sell pictures of your gaping asshole and still be a good person.

It's just a matter of perspective.

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grrgyle 5 points 2 years ago

Beats selling spaghetti code, which is what I do.

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BedSharkPal 2 points 2 years ago

Just save your meatballs for OF I guess.

People are into that right?

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Annoyed_Crabby 70 points 2 years ago

Hmm yes drag dealer.

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Klicnik 21 points 2 years ago

That makes more sense. I thought it was dryg dealer.

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db2 16 points 2 years ago

Droog dealer. They sell eggywegs.

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Rozz 9 points 2 years ago

Draug - undead dealer

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FlyingSquid 4 points 2 years ago

"How many Trixie Mattels can I get for this RuPaul?"

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x00za 66 points 2 years ago
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gorgor301 11 points 2 years ago

Im assuming most drug dealers aren't good people.

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x00za 21 points 2 years ago
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friendlymessage 2 points 2 years ago

They are all enabling drug cartels, so no, none of them are good. We can't go around and say companies if not by law are at least morally responsible for child labour and forced labour camps in their supply chain and at the same time ignore that every fucking dealer gets their shit from sources that do the very same thing. There might be exceptions for some drugs, I'm not that deep into it, but in general there is no moral way to sell illegal drugs.

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anivia 8 points 2 years ago

They are all enabling drug cartels

Most drug dealers are just your friendly neighborhood guy with a weed farm in his basement

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velxundussa 6 points 2 years ago

By that logic, do you think anybody that works at walmart/amazon/any-company-that-has-shady-suppliers can't be good?

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x00za 4 points 2 years ago
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Slovene 3 points 2 years ago

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man

With the love grass in his hand

Oh but the pusher is a monster

Good God, he’s not a natural man

The dealer for a nickel

Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.

Ah...but the pusher will ruin your body;

Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.

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PrimeMinisterKeyes 2 points 2 years ago

♫ It's true that all the men you knew were dealers who said they were through

being dealers every time you gave them shelter

I know that kind of man, it's hard to hold the hand of anyone

who's reaching for the sky just to surrender ♪

(originally by Leonard Cohen, of course)

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AngryCommieKender 1 point 2 years ago

That doesn't fit the tempo scheme of Hallelujah. Leonard Cohen wrote 900 verses of Hallelujah, and nothing else.

/s

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surewhynotlem 2 points 2 years ago

Why?

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PP_BOY_ 58 points 2 years ago

You can say drugs. It's the internet.

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Draedron 53 points 2 years ago

Why do you think OF girls are bad people?

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Tartas1995 23 points 2 years ago

Jealousy.

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optissima 1 point 2 years ago
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ngn -2 points 2 years ago

exploiting people for money, making weird/borderline illegal ads/promos, spaming/botting popular social media services with self promos or just being toxic to other people - why do you think drug dealers are bad people tho? in most cases they are just addicts tryna sell drugs so they can buy more drugs to feed their addiction, most of them are not bad people, they just need help

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dfecht 10 points 2 years ago

My dude our existence as we know it is wholly dependent on this capitalist system, which is built on exploitation, from top to bottom. Save your judgement for the bourgeoisie enforcing it, not the people just trying to survive in it.

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ngn 0 points 2 years ago

so it's ok to do bad things if the capitalist system is telling you to? the only bad people are the ones at the top that enforce the system? and not the people who keep the system alive by obeying? doing something bad and then blaming the capitalist system for it is just playing the victim and it's a ridiculous argument

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dfecht 9 points 2 years ago

You're entitled to your judgemental opinions, but singling out OF creators reeks of big incel energy.

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wildbus8979 48 points 2 years ago

Do you think sex workers aren't good people somehow?

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cmgvd3lw 21 points 2 years ago

I think most of them aren't getting any where close to what these OF influencers are getting for just showing feet.

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shalafi 10 points 2 years ago

More like, "these are easy jobs for fat stacks". Each is easy to break into, the fat stacks part takes real work.

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wildbus8979 4 points 2 years ago

Sure but that's not what the meme implies.

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db2 1 point 2 years ago

I don't think you underhand what this is saying. Hint: it's not that.

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MehBlah 42 points 2 years ago

Who cares if they are Drug dealer or on Only Fans. Do they put the cart back at the store?

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Ashelyn -3 points 2 years ago

I gotta be honest, my bf or I still make sure the cart goes back every time we shop, but I increasingly question whether I should bother. These grocery stores keep raising their prices well above inflation so they can pocket the rest and brag to shareholders about it, at the cost of people who actually shop there.

It's tempting to say that if they're going to play that game, they get no courtesy from me as a customer and can hire more cart collectors. It's miniscule on an individual level, but it is unpaid labor.

There's the argument that unreturned carts mostly inconvenience other customers, but honestly if the store is exploiting both customers' goodwill and wallets, I think it's fine to make the experience at that store just that little bit worse; maybe that last little push will encourage people to shop elsewhere (where it's an option of course, i.e. not a small town).

I don't feel this urge at stores like H Mart even though they have so many fewer return stalls and it's often a longer walk to do so.

I guess this is kind of an antithesis to Shopping Cart Theory I've been developing in my head over the past little while. It's conditional on the store itself being overtly greedy, but I think there might be something to it.

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Decoy321 6 points 2 years ago

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who's trying to park. The employee making min wage isn't caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

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Ashelyn 5 points 2 years ago

Just like the shopping cart theory itself, this is mostly just a thought experiment at this point in time.

The point of a protestation is to make it hard for others to ignore, and make it clear what the end condition is. I don't plan on just starting to do this as an individual because it would have no impact; I still make sure my own carts get returned personally.

The point stands that our goodwill is frequently exploited for profit, often under the pretense that it's just basic human decency.

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MehBlah 3 points 2 years ago

I see your point but two out the last three cars I've had both got a huge dent in their right front fender because someone didn't put the cart up and it rolled down a slight grade into them.

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DomeGuy 2 points 2 years ago

You should check with the laws in your state (or your insurance agency, if you have a low enough deductible.).

Just because the grocery store puts up a sign that they are not responsible for damages doesn't mean they aren't. They have a first amendment right to lie, and a game-theory reason to do so.

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MehBlah 1 point 2 years ago

No witness, no camera, and no liability.

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SkunkWorkz 40 points 2 years ago

Why do you expect to be reward for being a good person? That’s just the baseline everyone should meet.

You will never get financially ahead of everyone else by being a good worker bee. Sorry your parents and teachers lied to you. Doing well in school and getting a degree is not a pathway to riches. The vast majority of people who went from rags to riches went off the beaten path and took a massive risk.

Also sex work doesn’t make someone a bad person.

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KurtVonnegut 7 points 2 years ago

Totally agree, although I would say "... the vast majority of people who went from rags to riches were self-obsessed assholes at at least one part of their life".

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AutistoMephisto 4 points 2 years ago

Exactly. You get what you give. You give the bare minimum to society, and society will give it right back. You want more, give more. Go help your community. Take out your elderly neighbor's recycling. Volunteer at your local shelters/soup kitchens. Attend some local events. Sit in on city council meetings. When I moved out of my small town a couple years ago, I learned that real life is a lot like online forums. You have to lurk before you can post. Learn the language, the local etiquette and taboos. Watch the people in your neighborhood, their interactions. Blend into the background, and observe. Talk little, hear and see much.

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Cryophilia 2 points 2 years ago

You want more, give more. Go help your community. Take out your elderly neighbor’s recycling. Volunteer at your local shelters/soup kitchens. Attend some local events. Sit in on city council meetings.

None of this shit makes you money.

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KurtVonnegut 1 point 2 years ago

Beautifully put.

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TheReturnOfPEB 0 points 2 years ago

Sex work puts someone one step closer to human trafficking.

I don't judge them for the sex work. I judge how they are at risk that costs more than just their own happiness.

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PhlubbaDubba 40 points 2 years ago

It's funny because they compared themself to a picture of one of the worst people imagined to argue they're a good person

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BruceTwarzen 17 points 2 years ago

I find people paying for OF way weirder than people doing OF

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Tartas1995 11 points 2 years ago

Honestly I don't get the OF hate in general. We all have watched porn and we probably liked at least some of what we have seen. What is wrong about earning a living with producing what other people want and like? And as I don't think, we argue about people consuming porn but about paying for it, what the fuck is wrong with paying the content creator? Why do we prefer paying agencies with ad revenue while the agency effectively scams their talent? Why no ads but cash? Why agency and not talent?

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goodthanks 10 points 2 years ago
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SkunkWorkz 3 points 2 years ago

What’s weird about buying OF content? Not everyone subscribes for the parasocial interactions.

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Rooskie91 35 points 2 years ago

Drug deals and OF girls can be good people, but someone who judges people based on the nature of their labor can't.

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johannesvanderwhales 6 points 2 years ago

What if they work for a PMC? I'd probably judge that. Or worse, what if they're a CEO?

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UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 2 years ago

what if they’re a CEO?

the nature of their labor

WTYP. The most famous CEOs don't work. They just exploit the work of others.

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Jumuta 35 points 2 years ago

”I'm a good person guys"

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thermal_shock 2 points 2 years ago

I think it should have said "do the right thing" as in normal job, taxes, etc. doesn't make you a "good person" technically

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fadingembers 34 points 2 years ago

Drug dealers and OF girls aren't the ones making your life miserable Greg.

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Belgdore 15 points 2 years ago

I hope the point is that the people who set the social norms (which make you think OF girls and Drug Dealers are bad people) are the real enemy.

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MilitantAtheist 32 points 2 years ago

What's a good person?

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GrammarPolice 17 points 2 years ago

What is a woman?

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AngryCommieKender 18 points 2 years ago

A miserable little pile of secrets!

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Glytch 3 points 2 years ago

But enough talk, have at you!

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Fosheze 18 points 2 years ago

Someone who covers their drink when you enter the room.

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thermal_shock 8 points 2 years ago

damn bro

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Slovene 17 points 2 years ago

What is love?

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jim3692 15 points 2 years ago

Baby don't hurt me

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marito 11 points 2 years ago

Don't hurt me.

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lugal 13 points 2 years ago

What is a drag dealer?

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kjaeselrek 11 points 2 years ago
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Worx 4 points 2 years ago

A pimp with a specific brand identity?

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Noodle07 10 points 2 years ago

Certainly not someone who keeps buying new cars

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dependencyinjection -6 points 2 years ago
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friendlymessage 4 points 2 years ago

What's a good person

Not the person I'm replying to, that's for sure.

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prettydarknwild 31 points 2 years ago

DISCLAIMER: No, i dont think that OF people are bad (although the sex industry is shady as fuck, but that doesnt have anything to do with the people there in most cases), i just stole this from xitter because i thought it was funny due to the drug part

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Shameless 28 points 2 years ago

So you're a good person but people doing OF aren't?? Just start an OF and get over yourself.

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heavy 28 points 2 years ago

Big incel energy.

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JadenSmith 25 points 2 years ago

I mean, the rich drug dealers you know are rich from dealing, aren't the ones to have that lifestyle long term.

The sensible and rich drug dealers are the ones you wouldn't know about. Quite a few of them are landlords here in the UK (I can't provide numbers, just a what I know thing so I won't be offended if no one believes it - these are just my ramblings, officer).
Basically just sensible ways to turn black market income into seemingly legitimate income, through either self-employed businesses or other means.

They'll have seemingly regular jobs, and will do their best to appear legitimate to not raise any red flags. You'd be very surprised at who the most successful drug dealers are, however chances are you'll never know as well.

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masterofn001 7 points 2 years ago

I've known some folk. From weed to cocaine.
They absolutely do this.

Independent contracting, roofing, concrete, etc. Oh. And farmers. Lots and lots of farmers. Easy to wash money.

They have the best/shadiest lawyers who absolutely know what's going on. They are paid very well.

They live fairly modestly. Dress smart, not flashy. They don't show off or draw attention.

They're smart.

They don't fuck around.

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hungryphrog 23 points 2 years ago

drog dealer

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SerotoninSwells 22 points 2 years ago

You should just become a drug dealing Onlyfans girl then. 🤷

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prettydarknwild 20 points 2 years ago

Heisenberg in the day, OF femboy at night 😈

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SerotoninSwells 10 points 2 years ago

Don't let your memes be dreams.

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Praxis 19 points 2 years ago

drag dealers

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BigBrainBrett2517 2 points 2 years ago

Exactly what I read it as on my rehearsal read...

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Objection 19 points 2 years ago

I can see how an RV, lab equipment, and a helper might help, but you don't actually need any of those to do OF.

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PenisDuckCuck9001 2 points 2 years ago

But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.

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thermal_shock 2 points 2 years ago

what about a drug dealer/only fans mashup? like they deliver or manufactured drugs naked on camera? double dip?

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PenisDuckCuck9001 1 point 2 years ago

I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.

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LifeOfChance 18 points 2 years ago

Feet pics on OF does extremely well. Gender doesn't even matter just make them look popping.

Source: I'm making an extra $3k/m on top of my 9-5.

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madcaesar 16 points 2 years ago

If male hornyness could be bottled as energy we'd never need another drop of oil.

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optissima 2 points 2 years ago

We have the technology men just need to put on the cum collecting chastity belts I sent them -_-

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yemmly 1 point 2 years ago

I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…

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SoleInvictus 8 points 2 years ago

I have stout, wide, "Fred Flintstone" feet. Is there a market for my people?

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volvoxvsmarla 7 points 2 years ago

Tell me more. How do I make my feet look popping? How do I even get started? I feel I could live with having slutty feet that give me some income

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blackbirdbiryani 6 points 2 years ago

Surely this kind of market is oversaturated?

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PhlubbaDubba 4 points 2 years ago

You'd think so but the foot fetishists are in the same kind of space as furry porn commissioners.

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SkunkWorkz 1 point 2 years ago

There are even niches within foot fetish porn. Like people with a fetish often have a very specific kind of fetish. Foot fetishists aren’t just into feet but for example also want to see the feet in specific color nylon socks or have a humiliation fetish. And most of the niches are probably underserved.

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blackbirdbiryani 1 point 2 years ago

I guess so, but in my head every body has feet so the supply has to be high, compared to having the skill to draw furry stuff

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littlecolt 15 points 2 years ago

Remember the girl that said shit like "Mm ice cream so good" and "gang gang" on TikTok? She got hella rich. I remember she reported a number, I don't ever what it was, but she made it in a week and it was more than my annual salary.

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Taalnazi 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 12387603 12390874, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
TropicalDingdong 15 points 2 years ago

Bruh 😎 just steal everything 😜 every thing that isn't nailed 👇 down

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Aufschieber 13 points 2 years ago

Why a 4th car? Most people can barely drive one...

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AeonFelis 7 points 2 years ago

If someone blows all four of your tires in one car, you can use the spare plus the spare from each of the other three.

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Chess 12 points 2 years ago

putting Drug Dealers in comparison with OF girls is kinda bad

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GladiusB -1 points 2 years ago

They are both selling a distortion of the mind

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LillyPip 10 points 2 years ago

I’ve got serious tech skills I could be using for evil.

Every day I wake up destitute, I think,

Why not. Why shouldn’t I create a fully automated ecommerce site dropshipping AI trash to Etsy & elsewhere? Hell, why not start a cult? I can at least source cheap FlavorAid.

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UnderpantsWeevil 9 points 2 years ago

turning on the big Consent Manufacturing Machine

"You can GET RICH QUICK! with this ONE NEAT TRICK! if you're willing to coughdo a huge bit of gray market work in a high risk industry for a very long timecough and then YOU'LL BE SET FOR cougha very shortcough LIFE!"

Friendly reminder that Drug Dealers Mostly Live With Their Moms and the average camgirls don't do much better. This is a high risk, low reward industry operating in an informal economy with no labor protections that needs an enormous marketing budget in order to keep people engaged with it.

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PapaStevesy 8 points 2 years ago

Drag's not illegal yet, selling it is still a legitimate career path.

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sirico 7 points 2 years ago

Remember kids finance isn't owning

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KingBoo 6 points 2 years ago

What's your job?

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Atlas_ 6 points 2 years ago

Let's not idolize ourselves as homewrecker

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Cryophilia 6 points 2 years ago

In what the fuck kind of fucked up shitty social media do you have to censor "drug"? Is this a goddamn Mormon meme or some shit?

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AFC1886VCC 5 points 2 years ago
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RagingRobot 3 points 2 years ago

It's hard enough to just give them away lol

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drunkpostdisaster 0 points 2 years ago

Pictures of any dick is not in demand. I have yet to hear a bisexual person say they have a preference for men it's always women preference.

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ProgrammingSocks 2 points 2 years ago

I have yet to hear a bisexual person say they have a preference for men

Hi.

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dance_ninja 5 points 2 years ago

I'm sure they still need to hustle to make that bank.

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Etterra 4 points 2 years ago

Forgot YouTube/twitch creators. Looking at you Mr. Beast, ya rich bastard.

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Tikiporch 3 points 2 years ago

Selection bias. As if drug dealers never go to prison, or die early...

I'd say the same applies to only fans models. Well, not the prison or early grave part. Most successful models are a tiny fraction of people who traded sex on tape for the equivalent of minimum wages.

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33550336 3 points 2 years ago

Same me, thought it's rather nothing bad in OF work

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JackLSauce 2 points 2 years ago

Where are you watching drug dealers openly flaunt their money? Do you mean pharmacists?

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pyre -1 points 2 years ago

what a weird conflation. first of all there shouldn't be "girls" on only fans. second of all sex work is legitimate work. you're not a good person, you just wrongly think you're better than people. fuck you.

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thermal_shock 2 points 2 years ago

tell us how you really feel, guy

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pyre 3 points 2 years ago

i feel like this is incel shit

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TheDeepState -1 points 2 years ago

Sucker.

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Letstakealook -2 points 2 years ago

This is going places. Well done.

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shaserlark -2 points 2 years ago

Which movie is this from? Need to jerk off to this

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John 11 points 2 years ago

The Screenshot? I would say 'The Boys'

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shaserlark 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks! Will watch it.

Jk I will jerk off to The Boys.

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