Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
2 years ago by FenrirIII to c/nottheonion
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/45436045
No no no. It will never happen to me. I am one of the smart oligarchs/good immigrants. He will just murder/deport the others.
Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™
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This is the onion article.
Russian oligarch dies peacefully in his sleep of old age.
Mikhail Roguchev died peacefully in his sleep last Thursday evening surrounded by his family and the heavy iron chains he had fashioned to keep him from being thrown through a window...
Russian Oligarch missing after falling up out of window.
Russian oligarch dead from falling window, officials on scene say "huh, well that usually happens the other way round doesn't it?".
or falling out after installing a new set of windows
It's barely even funny at this point.
Although I'd quibble about Newsweek defining this guy as an oligarch. He was vice president at a company that was disbanded due the company president's opposition to Putin. It's very possible this guy is just a former executive that refused to bend or hand over some dirt or something. It doesn't appear he fits the definition of oligarch at all.
Unless we're just using the word to refer to all Russians above peasant.
Russian man promoted to oligarch after falling from window to his death
This has to be an onion headline at this point, no?
I always see people commenting on stories like this with things like "how does anyone actually believe that/think anyone will believe that?"
Well, that's exactly the point. It's not about the death being convincingly accidental. It's very much about sending a message to others.
You don't eliminate the competition and agitators with the exact same method of execution for 30+ years (with a few false-flag apartment bombings thrown in for good measure) and expect to keep things covert.
The only way they could make it more obvious is the "he hogtied himself, ate a cyanide capsule, jumped out the window and shot himself twice in the back of the head on the way down" trope.
If it was a good deterrent, why does it keep happening?
I'm serious. I don't get it.
Putin has been in power for 25 years. He arguably has more enemies than anyone else on the planet. I’d say the deterrent factor is pretty strong with this one.
It’s not perfect though. When you’re destroying your own country with the most disastrous war in living memory then you need stronger deterrents.
As chonglibloodsport said, it's a numbers game.
When you have enough enemies, and keep making more, you're going to keep getting people who have had enough and don't care about the risk.
If it weren't for the "Russian suicide", putin would have been black bagged long ago by someone who WOULD.
Exactly. They don’t have a signature poison because they don’t want people to know what happened
Man beaten to death by penguins will be the next title.
Future generations of Russians will gain immunity to fall damage once they weed out the ones still complying with the law of gravity.
They really need more durable windows over there.
Isn't the acceleration worse if you bounce?
Phillip J. Fry is getting very very tired of questioning his state of shock...
I hope elon has a lovely view.
Still useful to the Putain at the moment, but yeah, I hope so too.
Old tricks are the best tricks.
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I hope all American Oligarchs watch every window victim with wide eyes. This is the future you are funding with Trump.
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