In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

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cmbabul 29 points 2 years ago

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

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SkunkWorkz 10 points 2 years ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

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QuantumSparkles 8 points 2 years ago

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

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synae 3 points 2 years ago

my skin is not my own!

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Dragonstaff 7 points 2 years ago

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

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cmbabul 7 points 2 years ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 1 point 2 years ago

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

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Oxen 6 points 2 years ago

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

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Catoblepas 38 points 2 years ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

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sudo 65 points 2 years ago

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

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shapesandstuff 31 points 2 years ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

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HellsBelle 49 points 2 years ago

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

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Minarble 16 points 2 years ago

Sorry about your dad.

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Pappabosley 33 points 2 years ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

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doggle 33 points 2 years ago

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

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Grainne 41 points 2 years ago

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Matriks404 11 points 2 years ago

Now I know where the design for Cybertuck comes from.

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doggle 4 points 2 years ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

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QuantumSparkles 30 points 2 years ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

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AllNewTypeFace 31 points 2 years ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

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dejected_warp_core 31 points 2 years ago

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

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leftytighty 15 points 2 years ago

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dejected_warp_core 4 points 2 years ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

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TwoBeeSan 8 points 2 years ago

Aka Rogan Gut

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MisterD 3 points 2 years ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

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dandelion 1 point 2 years ago

https://www.snopes.com/...

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Diplomjodler3 24 points 2 years ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

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Dave2 23 points 2 years ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

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PlantDadManGuy 4 points 2 years ago

I was thinking cirrhosis, but I like your answer better.

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jabathekek 17 points 2 years ago

must be a side effect of the hair implants

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ColdWater 9 points 2 years ago

What the fuck?

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prex 4 points 2 years ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

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Clinicallydepressedpoochie 3 points 2 years ago

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

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carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 2 years ago

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

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yemmly 3 points 2 years ago

Drankin

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Fontasia 2 points 2 years ago

Start the reactor Quad?

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Passerby6497 2 points 2 years ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

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Hobbes_Dent 2 points 2 years ago

AbdoLink

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Nuke_the_whales 2 points 2 years ago

Elon Bobandy

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Smorty 1 point 2 years ago

Wow I completely forgot about tmnt. Should maybe watch it again some time, even though I tended to get tummyaches when scary stuff would happen :o

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