Hummus rule

2 years ago by jabathekek to c/196

@jamellebouie.net [BlueSky]

Hayduke 91 points 2 years ago

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 71 points 2 years ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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z500 83 points 2 years ago

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

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jabathekek 100 points 2 years ago

Love is communism. >:(

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Agent641 8 points 2 years ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

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misterdoctor 71 points 2 years ago

Fellas is it gay liberal to eat chickpeas

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UltraGiGaGigantic 71 points 2 years ago

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jabathekek 13 points 2 years ago

It should just be PEASS

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Etterra 4 points 2 years ago

I shit you not, never tell me the funniest joke ever while I'm high. It had me laughing so hard it damn near killed me.

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LengAwaits 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 13556054 13556497 13575215, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
HonoraryMancunian 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 13556054 13556497 13558006, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
hOrni 49 points 2 years ago

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

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SpaceNoodle 11 points 2 years ago

Or cold hamberders

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sozesoze 7 points 2 years ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

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TotallynotJessica 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

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jabathekek 8 points 2 years ago

OH NO

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TotallynotJessica 7 points 2 years ago

I can be the anti-Trump?

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HowManyNimons 9 points 2 years ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

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jabathekek 3 points 2 years ago

OH YEAAAHHH

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sozesoze 1 point 2 years ago
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Slovene 4 points 2 years ago

"Tomato reduction"

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Swedneck 1 point 2 years ago

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

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hOrni 0 points 2 years ago

Sorry, what?

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SpaceNoodle 30 points 2 years ago

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

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megopie 14 points 2 years ago

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

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SpaceNoodle 12 points 2 years ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

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asteriskeverything 7 points 2 years ago

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

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FellowEnt 5 points 2 years ago

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

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YungOnions 3 points 2 years ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

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FierySpectre 2 points 2 years ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

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SpaceNoodle 3 points 2 years ago

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

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asteriskeverything 1 point 2 years ago

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

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SpaceNoodle 1 point 2 years ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

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theneverfox 0 points 2 years ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

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5715 24 points 2 years ago

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

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Gullible 11 points 2 years ago

B-but sir, I’m allergic

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jabathekek 19 points 2 years ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

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5715 5 points 2 years ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

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TotallynotJessica 14 points 2 years ago

Based all around

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BastingChemina 10 points 2 years ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

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TGhost 8 points 2 years ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂

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