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Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

3 years ago by Arsenal4ever to c/dadjokes

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good players are hard to find.

lando55 29 points 3 years ago

I moved across the country when I was younger after a hide and seek game with some friends. 30+ years later and they still haven't found me!

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astraeus 5 points 3 years ago

Oof this one just hits too close to home, or at least what I used to call home

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cloudy1999 25 points 3 years ago

Jokes aside, I'd enjoy watching competitive versions of hide and seek, tag, and capture the flag. That last one would be especially good with NFL-style overhead cameras and video game-style minimaps.

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Fubar91 19 points 3 years ago

Check out World Chase Tag league. Pretty cool to watch.

I think a pro hide and seek would be fun to watch, imagine how intense it would be when a seeker is close to a hider, watching the hider try and remain calm to not be found haha.

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Xanvial 7 points 3 years ago

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variants 4 points 3 years ago

in video games they have prop hunt which is hilarious to watch for a bit

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Davel23 14 points 3 years ago

Not technically professional since it's the Olympics, but here.

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paddirn 7 points 3 years ago

Maybe there is, they're just so professionally good at hiding that we haven't been able to find them yet.

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XTL 1 point 3 years ago

That's what the post says

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great_meh 7 points 3 years ago

Monty python did this joke as a sketch.

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Maultasche 3 points 3 years ago

How not to be seen?

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marcos 5 points 3 years ago

No, literally a (joke, obviously) game of Olympic hide and seek.

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Maultasche 2 points 3 years ago

Looks like I'll have to watch the entire box set again.

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marcos 2 points 3 years ago

Well, if you don't want to watch it all again (why would you not want that?), somebody posted a link to the sketch on the discussion.

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Num10ck 1 point 3 years ago

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postmateDumbass 2 points 3 years ago

Spoiler: it was the middle one.

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ICastFist 5 points 3 years ago

Non ironically, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed, what with American Cornhole League being an actual thing. And Competitive Excel.

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Okalaydokalay 5 points 3 years ago

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Crackhappy 6 points 3 years ago

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Alto 3 points 3 years ago

One of my favorite Ocho sports. Something I'd love to give a go too, but I'm well aware I'd end up hitting my head on a bar or similar.

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ohwhatfollyisman 4 points 3 years ago

one wouldn't think an Arsenal fan would say so. not after the last two transfer windows.

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Arsenal4ever 1 point 3 years ago

We found some good players in the last few windows.

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u202307011927 3 points 3 years ago

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elbarto777 8 points 3 years ago

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Diabolo96 2 points 3 years ago

We have dad jokes on lemmy ? It's now like 16.1803% better.

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n0m4n 2 points 3 years ago

Because Ghillie always wins.

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PunnyName 1 point 3 years ago

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Kolanaki 1 point 3 years ago

Imagine a game of hide and seek played by like 11 players, 10 hiders and 1 seeker and the boundary for the game is the entire globe.

Actually... I think this was a real game show in the late 90's early 2000's, wasn't it? đŸ€” I started writing the comment and then had vague memories of some game show where players literally are hiding in, like, NYC from a team of seekers and there was a cash prize involved. It was more complicated than just "hide n seek" but it was basically still the same game, just larger and with extra side games for a TV audience

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EmoDuck 1 point 3 years ago

The YouTube channel Jetlag does kind of that. Races round the globe, capture the flag with the entirety of Japan being the map, tag across Europe and so on

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