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2 years ago by Track_Shovel to c/microblogmemes

bulwark 109 points 2 years ago

That was a wild ride, but it stuck the landing.

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unexposedhazard 72 points 2 years ago

I mean the title question would be super illegal. The thing he did is probably fine if its in a bag and especially fine if he didnt hit anyone with it.

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Dabundis 59 points 2 years ago

It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone

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kubica 73 points 2 years ago

I'd say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.

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SidewaysHighways 35 points 2 years ago

It's too bad the 'powers that be' will probably get really mad something was thrown near their sister or something

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iAmTheTot 16 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, "they deserved it" isn't really part of the law.

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WoodScientist 6 points 2 years ago

I propose we pass a law that officially makes "he needed killin' " a legally admissible affirmative defense. If you can prove to the jury, beyond a reasonable doubt, that someone just needed killin', you can't be convicted of murder.

I'm sure this won't have any horrific negative side effects whatsoever...

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zout 3 points 2 years ago

Don't be so sure about that, consider that raw chicken will be a good carrier for diseases. On the other hand, if those christians aren't vaccinated they would also qualify for this.

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Toribor 3 points 2 years ago

It's biological material too which often has legal implications.

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TimewornTraveler 2 points 2 years ago

yeah, battery

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PhilipTheBucket 37 points 2 years ago

Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

You could also make an argument that it's "discharging bodily fluids" or some weird kind of "disturbing the peace" type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

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WoodScientist 15 points 2 years ago

What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

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TopRamenBinLaden 6 points 2 years ago

Battery^2^

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BradleyUffner 5 points 2 years ago

That's a AA battery

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Pickle_Jr 2 points 2 years ago

Only if the battery is charged

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knightmare1147 2 points 2 years ago

Are they discharged if it's not?

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Gutek8134 4 points 2 years ago

Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.

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nnullzz 55 points 2 years ago

Eggs would be more akin to a fetus than raw chicken.

Maybe setup a food truck across the street making breakfast sandwiches and see how many of those protestors buy. Then donate all the profits to the clinic.

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leftzero 31 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but even these assholes wouldn't be dumb enough to mistake an egg for an aborted human fetus; some minced chicken entrails, though, that they might actually fall for.

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Taleya 2 points 2 years ago

I like the cut of your jibs

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glimse 42 points 2 years ago

What's the deal with Tumblr screenshots always including replies that add nothing to the humor lol

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FrostyCaveman 51 points 2 years ago

It’s basically a laugh track for the meme

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mlg 16 points 2 years ago

redditors adding "nobody:" to the top of every meme

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 15 points 2 years ago

Nobody:

Redditors: Adding "nobody:" to the top of every meme

FTFY

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glimse 3 points 2 years ago

That's good. I wanted to call them "useless red circles" in my comment but I didn't know if anyone would get what I meant

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Firipu 11 points 2 years ago

1000006516

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Venator 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, a fellow Eternity enjoyer.

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callyral 1 point 2 years ago

this confused me and i am on a whole different app

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helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, what's up with that?

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FlyingSquid 4 points 2 years ago

👆 this.

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glimse 4 points 2 years ago

I'll include you both when I post this to my Lemmy community on Tumblr!

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 2 years ago

What's the deal with laugh tracks?

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apfelwoiSchoppen 34 points 2 years ago

Legend.

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Maiq 9 points 2 years ago

The hero we didn't know we needed, we didn't know we had.

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AllNewTypeFace 14 points 2 years ago

You’d probably get prosecuted for terrorism if you tried that, just on vibes

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Darkassassin07 9 points 2 years ago

To the original question:

Would that be considered desecrating a corpse?

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zout 19 points 2 years ago

It depends on the age of the fetus, and the local laws. In the Netherlands where I live the fetus is by law not considered a baby (not sure on the terminology) until the 24th week of pregnancy, so anything before that is considered not to be a human body (again, by law).

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LovableSidekick 8 points 2 years ago

So the real question is whether it's illegal to throw a baggie full of raw chicken.

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Kit 4 points 2 years ago

Based

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alsu2launda 2 points 2 years ago

LoL.

What is this site.

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brbposting 18 points 2 years ago

RIP Yahoo Answers

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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GiveOver 5 points 2 years ago

PREGANANANT

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NickwithaC 12 points 2 years ago

A joke. It isn't supposed to be believable.

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subignition 16 points 2 years ago

The proportion of users that don't recognize Yahoo Answers will only increase :(

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RULES:

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Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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