someone tell Luigi about this

2 years ago by coldsideofyourpillow to c/lemmyshitpost

Denjin 57 points 2 years ago

loudener

Simpsons did it

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Track_Shovel 13 points 2 years ago

I'm glad you beat me to it. Outstanding bit.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 2 years ago

y'all forgot

can't forget it. i like the sound of it.

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knightly 2 points 2 years ago

This is an actual product:

They're called "Blast Diverters" or "Blast Projectors", and they're technically a safety device that directs the sound waves from gunfire downrange, reducing the impact on the user's ears without falling afoul of the restrictions on suppressors.

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tenchiken 33 points 2 years ago

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Gradually_Adjusting 24 points 2 years ago

Blamophone

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pero 20 points 2 years ago

This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock

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trashgirlfriend 12 points 2 years ago

The keeptherentlowificator

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uriel238 10 points 2 years ago

Actually, something that focused the report forward in a narrow wave would be super useful.

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knightly 2 points 2 years ago

That exists as a product you can buy. They call them "Blast Diverters" or "Blast Projectors":

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Flamekebab 10 points 2 years ago

Got the attachment for shooting down police helicopters?

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interdimensionalmeme 7 points 2 years ago

Everybody printing guns, so yawn Wake me up when they printing anti air missiles

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 years ago

"Anti air missile! anti air missile! Well Lah di dah Mr French man"

"well what do you call it"

"a sky hole"

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aeronmelon 6 points 2 years ago

Handheld Blunderbuss.

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HikingVet 3 points 2 years ago

As opposed to the horse mounted blunderbuss?

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ininewcrow 6 points 2 years ago

Just aim it in the general direction of your target and if you don't hit them at least you'll permanently damage their hearing

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don 5 points 2 years ago

(Suppressed shotgun joins the chat)

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metaStatic 1 point 2 years ago

But I'm angry now

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