Ethically sourced “spare” human bodies could revolutionize medicine - Human “bodyoids” could reduce animal testing, improve drug development, and alleviate organ shortages.

2 years ago by Arthur Besse to c/nottheonion

Human “bodyoids” could reduce animal testing, improve drug development, and alleviate organ shortages.
Fingolfinz 76 points 2 years ago
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WhatAmLemmy 35 points 2 years ago

They'll humane-wash it with some fraud credential they created — like everything else — but the body inside will be some Palestinian, Uyghur, or "other" gulag prisoner; sourced from a fascist pipeline.

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Fingolfinz 21 points 2 years ago
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NycterVyvver 7 points 2 years ago
  • inserts Zydrate joke *
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Timecircleline 6 points 2 years ago

A little glass vial? A little glass vial!

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teft 41 points 2 years ago

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Snowcano 15 points 2 years ago

I think you meant…

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Witchfire 18 points 2 years ago

Ahem

House of the Scorpion

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AmbientChaos 7 points 2 years ago

Banger book. Been one of my favorites since I was a kid

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tenchiken 40 points 2 years ago

I believe Larry Niven wrote about this very concept.

If I recall, it seems that while nice in theory, capitalism and less ethical folks become a problem quickly. To be fair though, the same can be said if pretty much any industry.

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ClanOfTheOcho 16 points 2 years ago

They want $7500 for an eyeball? No, no, no! I can get you one for $750. Free range, not caged. Good stuff. Mostly legal. Meet me in the dark alley tonight.

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shalafi 8 points 2 years ago path: 0 16313438 16316858 16319485, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
AtariDump 4 points 2 years ago

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 34 points 2 years ago

i seem to recall a scarlett johansson/ewan mcgregor movie about this

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ClanOfTheOcho 7 points 2 years ago

The Island? I don't recall it being a big hit, but I enjoyed it.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 2 years ago

It starred Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor. We could watch them watch paint dry for two hours and it would still be pleasant on the eyes.

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d00phy 6 points 2 years ago

I think Kiera Knightley and Andrew Garfield did one with a similar, if less action packed, one.

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peopleproblems 24 points 2 years ago

"Grown without the nueral components for awareness, thought or pain"

Somehow I doubt that

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Noodle07 10 points 2 years ago

No brain no pain

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Rooty 22 points 2 years ago

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MelodiousFunk 19 points 2 years ago path: 0 16312976, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 0
lath 17 points 2 years ago

It's not ethics that brought us in our current situation, but the lack of it.

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Rivalarrival 16 points 2 years ago

Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain.

Oh no, they've discovered how to make lab-grown Republicans!

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toy_boat_toy_boat 13 points 2 years ago

ask me again why i want to be cremated.

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Shou 13 points 2 years ago

Wtf is this crap from? We have too many bodies donated for science. So much that we can't use them all a few years back.

Good for med students though. Never short on corpses to practice on! Fr. Some students got kicked from uni for desecrating a corpse. They took out the intestines, made a lassoo from it and tried to swing it around.

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ThomasCrappersGhost 2 points 2 years ago

Some bodies get sold for other forms of testing too…there was a scandal in the USA a while back.

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Shou 3 points 2 years ago

Why am I not surprised that's it's America. Why is it always you man? You okay?

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ThomasCrappersGhost 3 points 2 years ago

They aren’t ok. Haven’t been for a while.

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Modern_medicine_isnt 4 points 2 years ago

Flawed from the start really.

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huppakee 12 points 2 years ago

Image a greenhouse where they grow human feet, whole legs, loose eyes and a bunch of hearts next to another greenhouse where they grow arms that wave as you walk past, their fingernails perfectly groomed. You see a bunch of scalps with a youthful head of hair next to some carefully protected brains. Perfect teeth growing row after row. And as you look around you realise how happy people will be with the spare body parts you're growing, and feel a deep form of gratitude your father got you in this new industry because thanks to him you are a rich man with a big house and a big car and a perfect wife.

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ClanOfTheOcho 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, sure. Anyone who can grow an entire human body, bit by bit, can assemble a perfect wife. I mean, have a perfect wife.

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RaoulDook 8 points 2 years ago

Or you could replace all your fingers with penis clones and be Edward Penishands

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XTL 6 points 2 years ago

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bitjunkie 6 points 2 years ago

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Maeve 1 point 2 years ago

😔

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LovableSidekick 11 points 2 years ago

Lack of available test tissue might be slowing down drug approvals, but the main reason we don't see cures is that drug companies don't want to sell cures, they want to sell chronic treatments. If you cure a person you have a customer on Tuesday. Treat their condition and you have a customer for life. Drug companies aren't motivated to produce cures any more than Nike is motivated to sell each person exactly one pair of shoes. This is a very good reason why public health should be publicly funded and publicly distributed. When medicine is an expense instead of a profit center, we'll start curing diseases instead of maintaining them.

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TheBat 11 points 2 years ago
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AnUnusualRelic 2 points 2 years ago

Kidney 5843B, you have won a trip to the island!

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Vytle 10 points 2 years ago

BABE WAKE UP HOMUNCULI JUST DROPPED

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Angelusz 10 points 2 years ago

The Island awaits you...

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Fedizen 8 points 2 years ago

Sorry but until capitalism is gone this is just crazy stupid.

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halfapage 7 points 2 years ago
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hedhoncho 6 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure there’s a million scifis about humanoids that feel human pain. That hommonculous is old enough to scream if it had a mouth.

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SpiceDealer 6 points 2 years ago

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desktop_user 5 points 2 years ago

yum, ethical long pork and organs.

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Modern_medicine_isnt 5 points 2 years ago

Oddly, without the neural component it would be worthless for nearly all drug testing. And since they don't really understand how things like the gut are almost like a second brain, the lack of a neural component will really hamper most things.

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Maeve 1 point 2 years ago

Not to mention spontaneous sentience. We're so smart we're dumber than dirt.

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Ledericas 4 points 2 years ago

so cloning people.

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ThomasCrappersGhost 1 point 2 years ago

Wonder how the so called “pro life folk” will be about this?

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RangerJosey 3 points 2 years ago

The problem is that corpses are big business. As horrible as that is.

You're as likely to end up being a crash test dummy for some MIC bomb R&D as you are to be used by a medical student when you "give your body to science"

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joel_feila 3 points 2 years ago

I don't see a problem with this.

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hedhoncho 3 points 2 years ago

Didn’t we want to clone ourselves in case we needed a kidney some years back?

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werefreeatlast -6 points 2 years ago

Gaza has a ton. ruzzia too.

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