Them tits ain’t woke.
Them tits ain’t woke.

Shame. Damn shame.
Don't go spreading my Bible
[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
That's a cute little hat you're wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny's voice)
JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!
And that's what they want. And that's what they're going to do. And that's what they want.
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.
Both things could be true.
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.
He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.
Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.
Dude is sub incel.
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...
what is going on
Left unity
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I'm about as lost here as I can be lol
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious
Her grandma sounds cool. I'd have a beer with her
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he's dead?
Satire is dead and we killed it.
Brutally murdered
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Ava Max is legitimately great
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
I see you know your judo well.
I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
Fair enough. I'm out of the loop these days.
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.
he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine.
He doesn't even have a chinless weak jaw. It's perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn't) is exactly what's going on with the MAGA beard trend.
Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the "good ol' days" when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn't exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro's, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.
The reason they grow the beard isn't to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.
When the biggest part of your brand is attacking people for not conforming to gender norms from a century ago, you can't walk around flaunting your luscious DSL's. Better cover that shit up!
Be Shapiro is a shit head and deserves all the flack that can be hurled at him. Where does the no chin thing come from, though? He seems to have a pretty normal chin.
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
She has some great New York boobs!
This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
Is she his sister though
Damn
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
I am so with you there. Like, why on god's green earth, would this man write about his sister's boobs? And I'm lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K ... its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
fake https://www.politifact.com/....
you all are so gullible
Is she on onlyfans?
@lemmy.world
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
go to feed...
@lemmy.world
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
go to feed...
Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
save