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Vedlt 22 points a year ago

If you're leaving the carrots in the shower you clearly aren't trying to hide what you're doing with it. At that point there isn't even really much plausible deniability. So why not just use a device designed for the job and less likely to break or cause some other terrible health problem?

Unless they just have a carrot fetish I guess?

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Eheran 20 points a year ago

Or.... you know... someone just made this up.

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HeyJoe 2 points a year ago

Who the fuck makes this shit up!?!?

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Vedlt 5 points a year ago

People trying to make other people laugh.

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Vedlt 1 point a year ago

^_-

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FilthyShrooms 6 points a year ago

Because it's for a snack. The lube is completely unrelated, I swear

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cron 19 points a year ago

Clearly, the roommate isn't eating them.

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jol 11 points a year ago

2 is 1, and 1 is none. Always have a backup carrot.

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SpruceBringsteen 3 points a year ago

This carrot shows signs of surface abrasion not typical to just water or a grater.

Detective, perhaps you should engage one of your other senses to investigate the matter further.

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TheGiantKorean 2 points a year ago

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mumblerfish 2 points a year ago

Yeah, so it's just a free carrot. Go ahead and eat it.

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moody 12 points a year ago

Using water-based lubricant in the shower seems counterproductive

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son_named_bort 5 points a year ago

Bugs Bunny?

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dohpaz42 4 points a year ago

AquaGlide: 👍

Carrot: 🤔

I’m more interested in knowing why OOP thinks AquaGlide is normal, but not a carrot.

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sp3ctr4l 4 points a year ago

How else are you gonna convince your bunbun rabbit to stay for a bath?

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slippyferret 3 points a year ago

I think your roommate might secretly be a… ::: spoiler spoiler lagomorph :::

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