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I ain't no fortunate son

a year ago by jballs to c/politicalmemes

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peoplebeproblems 75 points a year ago

Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.

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Diplomjodler3 31 points a year ago

It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.

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dohpaz42 9 points a year ago

He won’t.

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scarabic 5 points a year ago

You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.

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wirebeads 54 points a year ago

The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.

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Track_Shovel 51 points a year ago

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don't molest underage girls

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RainaLillius 33 points a year ago

Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military

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Spacehooks 6 points a year ago

Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?

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Bgugi 4 points a year ago

The klinger method!

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n7gifmdn 3 points a year ago

never worked for Corporal Klinger.

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BigTurkeyLove 51 points a year ago

Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.

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MisterFrog 2 points a year ago

The timing is not great

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Kolanaki 34 points a year ago

Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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jaybone 5 points a year ago

I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.

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PunkRockSportsFan 31 points a year ago

Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic

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ApathyTree 6 points a year ago

Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!

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PunkRockSportsFan 7 points a year ago

He’s half Slav half slob

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Nougat 5 points a year ago

Slab.

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jballs 27 points a year ago

See you on the front lines, boys.

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LandedGentry 20 points a year ago

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P00ptart 8 points a year ago

NADSAQ lol

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jballs 1 point a year ago

Lol that's the best

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funkless_eck 4 points a year ago

check the author name in the byline, too

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Dicska 3 points a year ago

Braking Mews

Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent

And the whole ass fine print under it that I'm too lazy to copy

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A_norny_mousse 19 points a year ago

aside:

Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.

edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.

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Jax 9 points a year ago

Shriek, foxes shriek.

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Mouselemming 3 points a year ago

"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.

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Jankatarch 3 points a year ago

Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3

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Drdoom2027 11 points a year ago

So, he is unfit for the selective service?

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sirico 9 points a year ago

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bender223 9 points a year ago

Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮

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ericatty 6 points a year ago

Say the correspondent's out loud.

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pinheadednightmare 6 points a year ago

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testfactor 25 points a year ago

This is satire. It even says "Fox Mews" in the bottom left, lol.

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crystalmerchant 7 points a year ago

And Don De Trayy-Tor (Don The Traitor)

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DarkFuture 5 points a year ago

I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.

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nanook 3 points a year ago

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Gammelfisch 3 points a year ago

The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.

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iAvicenna 2 points a year ago

oh no the tragedy

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