Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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cRazi_man 75 points a year ago

I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

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grrgyle 22 points a year ago

I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical

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bampop 4 points a year ago

Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 11 points a year ago

Same, literally 😅 its my job

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SippyCup 2 points a year ago

Username checks out.

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VitoRobles 2 points a year ago

Zop.

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lugal 2 points a year ago

Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!

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abfarid 33 points a year ago

What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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argh_another_username 21 points a year ago

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 13 points a year ago

It’s probably for ADA compliance

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Hux 20 points a year ago

If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

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spankmonkey 4 points a year ago

Compliance with their wide asses!

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abbadon420 2 points a year ago

I like wide asses and I cannot lie

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jewbacca117 9 points a year ago

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VonReposti 9 points a year ago

wide-ass

They're probably implying exactly this.

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Sadbutdru 3 points a year ago

Also the only one with a key pad!?

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abfarid 1 point a year ago

I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though

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Iapetus 1 point a year ago

If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.

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abfarid 1 point a year ago

Nah, she would've been a bike.

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 3 points a year ago

Maybe for strollers?

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FenrirIII 2 points a year ago

I thought this was America!

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TheBat 24 points a year ago

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FelixCress 5 points a year ago

Probably USA.

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doingthestuff 4 points a year ago

Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.

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joella 24 points a year ago

gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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Kolanaki 7 points a year ago

"My name is Optimus Prime..."

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baggachipz 16 points a year ago

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

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wise_pancake 9 points a year ago

I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.

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21Cabbage 12 points a year ago

Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.

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myster0n 10 points a year ago

How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

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theneverfox 1 point a year ago

You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

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random_character_a 7 points a year ago

There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".

This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points a year ago

They should have the umpires sign in braille

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DeathByBigSad 6 points a year ago

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 1 point a year ago

The other guard lies on even days.

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NigelFrobisher 5 points a year ago

Are umpires electric?

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griff 4 points a year ago

welcome to the multiverse

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