Women come, women go

a year ago by Ricky Rigatoni to c/lemmyshitpost

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RickyRigatoni 124 points a year ago

This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁

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AnUnusualRelic 19 points a year ago

It's always 3 somewhere.

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Evil_Shrubbery 14 points a year ago

3am is a state of mind.

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tomi000 5 points a year ago

Shame Im only reading it now :/

Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

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originaltnavn 5 points a year ago

It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

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caseyweederman 4 points a year ago

It's funny now

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pixeltree 3 points a year ago

I really loved it thanks

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fushuan -6 points a year ago

It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho 🥭

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RickyRigatoni 41 points a year ago

That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.

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fushuan 23 points a year ago

Oh, then it didn't land on me, sorry.

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RickyRigatoni 20 points a year ago

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owsei 5 points a year ago

mischievous, even

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samus12345 4 points a year ago

But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.

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A_Chilean_Cyborg 65 points a year ago

mango?

that's a pineapple.

ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.

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FooBarrington 46 points a year ago

And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head

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Thunderbird4 36 points a year ago

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DarkDarkHouse 3 points a year ago

It's not even a women

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Samsy 12 points a year ago

Nah, that's not an ...apple.

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Deceptichum 12 points a year ago

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Chaotic_Altruist 6 points a year ago

Pen pineapple apple pen

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M137 7 points a year ago

these*

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chuckleslord 8 points a year ago

Thoses*

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RizzRustbolt 3 points a year ago

Supposses.

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caseyweederman 1 point a year ago

singular

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konalt 30 points a year ago

That's a watermelon

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RaivoKulli 25 points a year ago

Mananas

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ImplyingImplications 20 points a year ago

Pinecone? I don't get it...

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RickyRigatoni 16 points a year ago

spoiler

mango

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idegenszavak 52 points a year ago

But that's an ananas

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AnxiousDuck 21 points a year ago

Man, an ass

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RickyRigatoni 15 points a year ago

You're anananananananas

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lobut 14 points a year ago

... Batman!

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fushuan 3 points a year ago

Piña.

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LogicalDrivel 18 points a year ago

Orange you glad the man go?

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Vinny_93 8 points a year ago

I'll be glad if the orange man go

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mastod0n 15 points a year ago

ANANAS

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angband 15 points a year ago

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.

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EffortlessEffluvium 14 points a year ago

Is this loss?

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Kolanaki 13 points a year ago

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

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Ironfacebuster 10 points a year ago

Man come

Weird orange

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BadlyTimedLuck 9 points a year ago

Pineapplego

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ieatmeat 9 points a year ago

Cotton eye joe

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Visstix 9 points a year ago

He's just saying his safe word after coming

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thatradomguy 9 points a year ago

https://lemmy.world/post/31789789

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RickyRigatoni 3 points a year ago

this is truly a reddit moment isn't it

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chocrates 8 points a year ago

This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

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PeriodicallyPedantic 6 points a year ago

When the rain washes you clean, ananas

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BigBananaDealer 5 points a year ago

pineappo 😊

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TurboHarbinger 5 points a year ago

Weird banana

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TomMasz 4 points a year ago

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

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Babalugats 4 points a year ago

Tastes like?

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abbadon420 4 points a year ago

Swinger?

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ryedaft 4 points a year ago

Sweet!

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loomy 3 points a year ago

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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points a year ago

Man came anal pine.

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90s_hacker 2 points a year ago

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea

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ArcaneSlime 2 points a year ago

I have a man,

I have pineapple,

Pineappleman?

Penpineappleappleman?

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rumba 2 points a year ago

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through through

BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

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Darkmuch 1 point a year ago

That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

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Etterra 2 points a year ago

No, this is a lemon

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WrenFeathers 1 point a year ago

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moosetwin 1 point a year ago

son, I'm gonna blow (and then act like I don't know no body)

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plerwf 1 point a year ago

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 1 point a year ago

Such is mango

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