He took it literally

a year ago by mudkip to c/greentext

LillyPip 102 points a year ago

My advice to my son has always been: if you’re arrested for any reason, whether you did the thing or not, you become a Pokémon named ‘lawyer’.

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doubtingtammy 50 points a year ago

This is better advice than staying silent (at least in the US). If you stay silent, then police can keep questioning you for as long as you're silent and they want to. When you say you want a lawyer, then they're required to stop questioning you.

In other words, the act of remaining silent is not enough to invoke your right to silence. You need to break your silence in order to invoke your right to silence

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manuallybreathing 27 points a year ago

You need to specificly say "I want to speak with my lawyer", cops in the usa have been able to deny someone saying something like 'dont I get to speak to a lawyer' isnt specific enough

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Liz 23 points a year ago

Dude got denied once for saying "I want a lawyer, dog." The courts upheld the he might have been referring to a dog that is a lawyer.

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Vex_Detrause 23 points a year ago

It took me a while! "Lawyer....", "law.....yer..." "laaaawyir".

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LillyPip 14 points a year ago

No matter the question: ‘lawyi… lawyi… lawyer!’

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Raxiel 19 points a year ago

Just be careful not to evolve into a LawyerDawg

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Cethin 21 points a year ago

For anyone who doesn't get this, a person wanted to envoke their right to an attorney and asked for his "lawyer dawg." The police maliciously interpreted this as asking for a lawyer dog, which you have no right to, and the court agreed that that was a reasonable assumption and that the guy did not envoke his right to an attorney, so they did nothing wrong by not providing one.

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tofubl 7 points a year ago

Lawyer?! I hardly even know her.

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Alvaro 4 points 9 months ago

Lawww Yerrr!

Lawyer!

Lawy lawy!

Lawwwyerrrrrrr!

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DarkCloud 60 points a year ago

That's not at all what happened. He spoke to detectives, and even allowed them to search his apartment to look for the victim (a woman he was falsely claiming he was friends with).

He was found guilty of her murder, and will be eligible for parole in 2041:

https://en.wikipedia.org/...

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Chronographs 55 points a year ago

Surely someone wouldn’t just go on 4chan and lie

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meliodas_101 18 points a year ago

Absolutely not, you don't say that all threads are Fake and Gay.

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xkbx 8 points a year ago

The gay is the best part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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UltraGiGaGigantic 3 points a year ago

Noice

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EtnaAtsume 25 points a year ago

The judge also dismissed additional charges discovered during the investigation, including one count of burglary and 30 counts of sexual exploitation of children

Hey what the fuck

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CluckN 9 points a year ago

When he goes on parole he can wait one year and finally play Battlefield 2042.

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communism 22 points a year ago

...the right to remain silent is literal. Don't do propaganda for cops and prosecutors. You can be completely silent; it is your right to, and you should exercise it (or reply "no comment", but literal silence falls under the right to remain silent too).

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MrEff 27 points a year ago

Actually, there was a Supreme Court case about this. If you just sit there and say nothing after they give you your Miranda rights, they can make assumptions about things or simply continue for as long as they want. The case concluded with- you must declare that you understand your rights in some way and that you are invoking that right.

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TempermentalAnomaly 10 points a year ago path: 0 19141877 19145241 19145404, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
communism 7 points a year ago

assuming everyone is USAmerican

The right to remain silent exists in plenty of places other than the US.

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OrteilGenou 6 points a year ago

He didn't win though

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Agent641 9 points a year ago

He's till sitting there

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