Pentagon Pete Fires ‘Fat’ Soldiers as War on Weight Rages

10 months ago by Redditsux to c/politics

Some Texas National Guard members were sent home from Illinois for not making the cut.
Archangel1313 160 points 10 months ago

Ooh, ooh...do the Commander in Chief next. He's the fattest one of all.

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Shay20 -76 points 10 months ago

You mean civilian leadership vs military leadership?

FDR won WWII from a wheelchair, your comment makes no sense.

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Jtotheb 38 points 10 months ago

Sorry, what’s the purported correlation between FDR’s paralysis and Trump’s general unhealthiness?

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Shay20 -35 points 10 months ago

The idea that the CiC needs to be physically fit to do the job.

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Jtotheb 34 points 10 months ago

Well, they obviously do need to be fit for the job, hence Trump’s mental decline being even more concerning than his original mental state. Given the lack of fit Americans interested in enlistment you might also think a bit of leading by example couldn’t hurt. And of course, I’d hate to be a National Guard member in an administrative role sent home for optics when I didn’t need to be physically fit to perform my job.

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Archangel1313 16 points 10 months ago

You didn't listen to Hegseth's speech to the generals? He said, everyone in the chain of command from the bottom to the top, needs to be in prime physical condition.

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Hegar 121 points 10 months ago

The recruiting crisis in the US military is pretty bad.

The funniest example is 24M$ the national guard spent in 2012 on recruiting at nascar. This generated 24,800 prospective recruits. ~$1000 per interested recruit. Not bad. Of those, 20 were eligible to join. 99.92% unfit for service. Of those 20, all declined to join. There's no evidence that the 88M$ spent on nascar between 2011-2013 generated a single recruit.

This is part of why the exclusion of trans folks, women and others from the military is such an own goal for the fascists. Any potential recruiting pool that's closed hastens the decline of our imperial supremacy.

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jjjalljs 49 points 10 months ago

is such an own goal for the fascists

I'm reminded of the bit from ur-fascism about how they are incapable of evaluating the world.

They are stupid people living in an emotional fantasy.

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NJSpradlin 33 points 10 months ago
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Aeri 23 points 10 months ago

Also if there was a draft they'd have to put me in jail or I'd leg it to canada. This has come up in conversation before and people are like "Erm nuh uh you'd totally go" like no bro you'll actually die to an IED in something-istan.

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kent_eh 5 points 10 months ago

The recruiting crisis in the US military is pretty bad.

The largest standing military (outside of an active war) in the world has a recruiting crisis?

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yeather 10 points 10 months ago

Yes, the military is overextended and “undermanned” in critical areas. I know for certain we are short about 2000 pilots and 3500 air traffic controllers in the USAF, but every branch and complex job is hurting for qualified people.

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kent_eh 2 points 10 months ago

hurting for qualified people.

I'm sure having a completely unqualified commander in chief and secretary of defense will totally help recruiting...

 

/s, if it wasn't obvious

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yeather 3 points 10 months ago

This was actually the first time in about 8 years they made recruiting goals. The only issue is they had an abundance for the lower end jobs and much less for the higher intelect enlisted jobs. I think the one exception is the Marines, they usually make their metrics.

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Blackmist 2 points 10 months ago

Just wait for the takeover of Tik Tok to happen.

It'll be 24/7 military recruitment propaganda.

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Shay20 -52 points 10 months ago
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Vandals_handle 24 points 10 months ago

So true! Are you currently getting help from a mental health professional?

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Shay20 -36 points 10 months ago

Yep, insults and no arguments, nice.

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TrickDacy 23 points 10 months ago

You want someone to argue with you about transphobia being wrong?

r/conservative and maga.place would be the place for you. Not here.

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Vandals_handle 13 points 10 months ago

What argument, I'm agreeing with you.

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Leather 4 points 10 months ago

Do you have credentials and research data to back your opinion?

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Shay20 -2 points 10 months ago

20 years active duty military and 5 combat deployments in the Infantry. Good enough?

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TrickDacy 3 points 10 months ago

Gonna be hard to convince anyone you're not lying with your attitude ITT

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ThePowerOfGeek 92 points 10 months ago

'Fat' soldiers are fired. Meanwhile, ICE is expanding their already burgeoning Meal Team Six battalions.

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stabby_cicada 48 points 10 months ago

At least the newly unemployed soldiers will have a nice well-paying paramilitary to join, so they can keep supporting their wives and their wives' boyfriends.

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Shay20 -61 points 10 months ago

Just casually trashing the military and then being shocked when the military doesn’t support you.

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stabby_cicada 45 points 10 months ago

One of the freedoms the American military purportedly protects is the freedom to talk shit about the American military.

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Shay20 -39 points 10 months ago

Ok? So what? You’re legally allowed to but don’t expect people to like your for it.

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TonyOstrich 14 points 10 months ago

New account being a troll? Color me surprised.

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TVA 7 points 10 months ago

From .world no less! Why, I never!

I'm just so surprised! /s

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Gerudo 14 points 10 months ago

How's that leather taste?

If the military willingly follows illegal, unconstitutional orders, why would I want to support them?

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Shay20 -13 points 10 months ago
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Cethin 4 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I don't think you've been around many military people. One of the great things about most enlisted people is they have to have a sense of humor or they probably wouldn't make it. They're constantly joking on each other. They've heard the "... and their wive's boyfriend" thing hundreds of times probably, including from other military people.

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Shay20 -5 points 10 months ago

“Been around many military”

Did 20 years active duty but go off I guess.

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klammeraffe 5 points 10 months ago

😚👌

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Shay20 -23 points 10 months ago

Yep, two completely different missions.

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obre 4 points 10 months ago

Imperialism abroad and imperialism at home?

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Shay20 -18 points 10 months ago

Nope, military and immigration enforcement.

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obre 10 points 10 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions and provide a recipe for black forest cake

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homesweethomeMrL 88 points 10 months ago

Pentagon Pete is a ridiculous and unnecessary nickname.

Secretary Shitface, please.

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Atom 58 points 10 months ago

Triple SecDef

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Trebuchet 6 points 10 months ago

Inspired👏

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makyo 26 points 10 months ago

Pete Kegsbreath

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FuglyDuck 16 points 10 months ago

Pete Kegseth.

I'd call him "that fucker" but there's too many fuckers for that to be clear.

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RizzRustbolt 5 points 10 months ago

I'm a fan of "Two Week Pete" myself.

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RedRibbonArmy 2 points 10 months ago

It's supposed to be Twinky Pete.

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thesohoriots 58 points 10 months ago

If you can’t kickflip a skateboard into your dick, consider yourself dismissed.

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fartographer 7 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear. Felt bored, so I skated around the idea and considered kicking my dick. I flipped and missed.

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Kolanaki 5 points 10 months ago

uses a TechDeck to kickflip onto his dick to rail grind it

Like this?

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emmanuel_car 2 points 10 months ago

If there’s no video, it didn’t happen

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ramble81 44 points 10 months ago

There goes the cyber security division.

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UnderpantsWeevil 9 points 10 months ago

We lost cybersecurity when we fired all the Trans Baddies.

Now we're just jettisoning everyone with a background in logistics and engineering

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Formfiller 38 points 10 months ago

If he wouldn’t swipe right on his Grindr you’re gone

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emmanuel_car 17 points 10 months ago

I appreciate the joke, but there’s no swiping in Grindr, you just get to be a perv to whoever you like. It’s great.

Better to say “if he wouldn’t tap you” or “😈 you”.

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Formfiller 14 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the info.

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Redditmodstouchgrass 8 points 10 months ago

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UnderpantsWeevil 28 points 10 months ago

Tired of all these unfuckable troops in my military. I demand everyone have an ass I can bounce a quarter off of.

#No-Homo

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altphoto 3 points 10 months ago

Dude, I'm eating. I got soup coming out of my nostrils thank you very much.

Control your humor. Who don't know how it can affect others.

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UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry, I'll get you a napkin.

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Assassassin 27 points 10 months ago

Do the drunks next!

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rosco385 27 points 10 months ago

Rude of Pete to expect soldiers to stay lean without the ozempic and cocaine he uses to stay trim.

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UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 10 months ago

You think the US military doesn't have access to cocaine?

My brother... nothing would get done without the lines our top brass is railing.

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MeThisGuy 3 points 10 months ago

probably not the only thing top brass is railing.. bottom brass too

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Inucune 1 point 10 months ago

Only get punished if you get caught.

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MeThisGuy 1 point 10 months ago

so don't get caught, don't ask, don't tell?

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acme401 1 point 10 months ago

Not anymore

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mhague 23 points 10 months ago

I honestly hope Nazis continue to fuck with military personnel. These are volunteers trained to shoot a rifle and they're supposedly willing to kill or be killed to defend our freedoms.

For the love of god please open up multiple fronts in the war on America.

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Shay20 0 points 10 months ago

You’re hoping for a military coup?

Sorry to tell you but the military, particularly combat arms, are more conservative than not. And they usually have opinions that you’d label “Nazi”.

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RedRibbonArmy 16 points 10 months ago

His nickname is Twinky Pete. He likes his twinks.

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RizzRustbolt 13 points 10 months ago

If you're working maintenance, then you absolutely want a 300 pound guy on the other of a lever while you're working on a suspension.

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rising_man 10 points 10 months ago

Are these the guys that we see on the memes mocking right wing soldiers?

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kandoh 6 points 10 months ago

Yep, these fascists are obsessed with social media and those images got a lot of traction

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lemmie689 10 points 10 months ago

He reminds me so much of this guy

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ABetterTomorrow 9 points 10 months ago

He should fire his fat head of his. Fatty

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captainlezbian 9 points 10 months ago

May he experience sudden hypothyroidism.

Like honestly I think struggling with his weight is something he is less capable of handling than even prison

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altkey 6 points 10 months ago

Easy Pete: You won't get any TNT unless you know what side of it to torch.

Pentagon Pete: Well you look like a pro, but what about that belly?

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Ilovethebomb 5 points 10 months ago

"war on weight" is absolutely brilliant.

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minorkeys 3 points 10 months ago

Being fat doesn't reduce a leader's ability to manage logistics, define tactics and strategy, build confidence in leadership or use technology. This focus on physical capabilities while we watch drones and robots take over modern warfare is insane. This incompetence will remove highly skilled soldiers and replace them with those less capable of modern warfare, and likely less capable of using new technologies. The people who are removed will go somewhere and bring the value of that skillset with them, empowering someone or something other than the US military. This administration's obsession with loyalty and obedience over competence and independent thinking will weaken America and create opportunities for adversaries to exploit.

Reverting to the values of a former age is a death sentence for the future. The world has changed and if America refuses to keep up with those changes, it will only hasten the fall.

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Corelli_III 3 points 10 months ago

so those guys in the photos made the cut...

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