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a year ago by no banana to c/lemmyshitpost

aeronmelon 151 points a year ago

“I’m on my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.”

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GladiusB 37 points a year ago

That's because you keep shitting the butt plug as an encore Barbara.

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ivanafterall 6 points a year ago

I'm very literal.

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krooklochurm 2 points a year ago

Putting it in your mouth after is a bridge too far.

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JimVanDeventer 2 points a year ago

“The aristocrats!”

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SnokenKeekaGuard 61 points a year ago

OK I need an answer to the actual question now.

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Droggelbecher 120 points a year ago

Afaik they intentionally look at and around it briefly, simply because no other doctor (I'm some cases, nobody at all) ever looks there and you could have a malignant mole or something. At least the two I've been to said it's common practice.

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Mouselemming 28 points a year ago

Yes and after they swab/scrub/scrape your cervix they usually put a finger in the rectum to feel for lumps, and wipe it on a slide for a stool sample.

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ApathyTree 55 points a year ago

Excuse me, what?

I’ve never been anally penetrated during a gyno visit, not a single time in many many years in many different places. If you have, that’s fucking weird.

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Mouselemming 58 points a year ago

My Obstetricians didn't but the (female) internist who did my pap smears as part of my annual physical did them. Not weird at all because she was examining the whole body, not just the female bits. And she warned me, as she did about everything down there, and didn't mess around. She also took care as she opened the speculum so I could unclench (vaginismus). Frankly much more considerate than my second OB, I broke their speculum and they blamed me rather than their technique.

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WhiteOakBayou 9 points a year ago

Bimanual palpation was the standard for a long time. Still common for older docs when I was starting like 15 years ago

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smh 4 points a year ago

I'm with you on this one.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 7 points a year ago

as a treat

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krooklochurm 4 points a year ago

They're saving it for later.

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BananaOnionJuice 5 points a year ago

The good ol' one-two.

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rumschlumpel 10 points a year ago

Same for the male equivalent (sorry, English is not my first language). Hard to see the anus without exposing genitals, might as well make examining it the genital doctor's job.

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etchinghillside 5 points a year ago

The only procedure for males I’m aware of that would include that directly involve entering that hole already.

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rumschlumpel 4 points a year ago

Checking for hemorrhoid issues should work the exact same for men and women, and men get their prostate checked on top of that (which works differently than a hemorrhoids check).

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

That's called "sounding," right?

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Gullible 38 points a year ago

This is only barely relevant, but it’s always funny to me that we had to develop completely separate processing systems to account for the fact that genitals look weird. Their appearances are so strange that you’d rather avoid them, if not for the portion of your brain that deadens your disgust. The meat hole and the yam-mushroom. Not nature’s finest works.

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U7826391786239 56 points a year ago
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Gullible 48 points a year ago

Alright, so you’re looking at a hot man or woman. You recognize that their characteristics are attractive. Maybe you like big titties, maybe you like developed delts, maybe you like a nice set of hands. Most anyone who sees these will say something to the effect of “oh yeah, those are fine body parts. I have no issue viewing them.”

Genitalia, on the other hand, are not one of the most attractive parts on a person. Just look at the sort of pelvic accessory you’re not interested in (bi people, I’m sorry) and you’ll pretty quickly realize that they’re just no fun to look at. When you get closer and you’re hit with acidic or ammonia-esque scents, it only gets worse.

In order to get around the minor issue of procreation avoidance, a portion of your brain chimes in and says “well actually, it’s not so bad. Give it a chance.” Consider the difference between your perceptions before and after puberty, if you’d care to understand on a human level. (Ace people, I’m sorry) Or check out more articles if you’d like to study this a bit further.

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U7826391786239 44 points a year ago
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baines 14 points a year ago

puritans

explains a ton

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acockworkorange 1 point a year ago

Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren't. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn't because of their beauty.

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Gullible 0 points a year ago

The paper from 1942 was meant to establish long standing scientific curiosity about the topic, you.

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NoForwadSlashS 37 points a year ago

I appreciate the extremely inclusive way to explain how everyone, deep down, is disgusted by all forms of genitals.

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sp3ctr4l 17 points a year ago

One could say they're an acquired taste.

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sp3ctr4l 31 points a year ago

This would also explain why basically a shortcut in horror monster/alien/scenery/set design is to start with genitalia as a style guide, and then distort it and/or apply it to objects that do not normally come even close to that.

Monster zombie dog?

Make dog naked, furless, and veiny, throbbing, skin where you can see it isn't bleeding, but theres tons of blood right at the surface of the skin, also its mouth/head is now basically a vaginal opening with teeth, but uh, opening horizontally instead of vertically.

See how easy this is?

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slaacaa 23 points a year ago

The design of the Xenomorph from Alien is famously like that. It has feminine curves, but a phallic head. And facehugger is basically raping the victims to impregnate them. All of these design choices were intentional to evoke the disgust/fear of the audience, I remember reading about this

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School_Lunch 21 points a year ago

That's why my favorite euphemism for sex is "bumping uglies". Its just a perfect description of it.

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Devjavu 17 points a year ago

bi people, I'm sorry

Oh no, whatever shall I do!
cackles in horny

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Pika 13 points a year ago

Interestingly, it's not about the look of genitalia specifically.

For example, I happen to be a hetero person, yet I appreciate both genitals equally. What matters is how feminine the carrier is. I'll appreciate a nice dick on a beautiful woman, but on a man...ew. Same with vaginas - if it belongs to a woman, it can be very arousing, but you won't find trans men in my bedroom.

It's the same genitals, but their perception is wildly different.

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undefinedValue -1 points a year ago

You don’t in fact, happen to be hetero

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points a year ago

Genitals are cool, I have pictures of all types glued to my truck so I can share them with the world.

They smell and taste as good as they look too!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points a year ago

bi people, I’m sorry

hey i prefer my mate not have an ovipositor but you do you

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blimthepixie 6 points a year ago

There's plenty of instances and subreddits devoted to pictures of just genitals

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Gullible 0 points a year ago

Just between you and me, I’ve been known to peruse them as well.

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Imadethis 6 points a year ago

Just look at the sort of pelvic accessory you’re not interested in (bi people, I’m sorry)

Lol, I don't know whether I'm like, "I like people," because the whole 'hole is hole' thing, or the hole is a hole is wholly because of "I like people." The things I want to do with my mouth, and to all people's holes... well, whatever part is chiming in is chiming in with an entire carillon.

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Swedneck 1 point a year ago

i think you might want to talk to a therapist

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Gullible 1 point a year ago

Curse your birth elsewhere, buddy. Take your genital loving ass over to the inguinal photo communities while me and the boys continue to peruse hands and earlobes to our hearts’ content.

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EmpathicVagrant 7 points a year ago

When aroused your brain basically forgets how to be disgusted to some degree, and to varying extent per person. The brain falls into a more passive state allowing the hindbrain to focus on instinct for reproduction.

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four 19 points a year ago

I think I get what you're trying to say, that non-genital features are more aesthetically pleasing. That genitals aren't that often featured in art. We usually don't go "wow those are some pretty genitals, damn".

But, it's also just your brain that tells you that the other parts are pretty. I bet all of them would look weird to an alien. It's just your brain telling you what to like

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Swedneck 3 points a year ago

but also like.. genitals are often featured in older art, finding them ugly is a very modern thing.

Look at all the old statues, they've got tits and dick out all over the place, iirc the greeks specifically considered small dicks more appealing!

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Stalinwolf 17 points a year ago

It is kind of wild. Some dudes have small dicks, big dicks, egg-shaped dicks.. Stinky dicks with moles on them.. Fat dicks with freckles.. Dicks that look like sad elephants.. Dicks that look like Shar Peis..

Then you have big vaginas, small vaginas, long vaginas, sleeve of wizard vaginas, jutting serrated-looking labia vaginas, wise old horse-like vaginas, cauliflower vaginas, meat pile vaginas, vaginas that look like Shar Peis..

And any of these.. And I mean any of them... can be on the hottest person you've seen in your life. It's like opening a Kinder Egg. Drop in a coin, pull the lever, and see what surprises await you in the dankest, steamiest, most razor-burnt region inside of your new partner's pants.

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indomara 9 points a year ago

This is hilarious, you have a gift with words!

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lemonwood 16 points a year ago

No, I think that's just you.

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Devjavu -4 points a year ago

We are naturally appalled by feces. Since the butthóle contains em, that goes for it too. So no, it not just him.

In fact, it is likely just you, havin a kink.

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Devjavu 12 points a year ago

Hol up I think I completely misunderstood the thread here.

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Ethalis 11 points a year ago

Really? Do you have more info on that, it's the first time I'm hearing about it and I'm genuinely intrigued

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Gullible 6 points a year ago path: 0 20044594 20044833 20045303, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
DagwoodIII 7 points a year ago

Larry Flynt has entered the chat...

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Steve 5 points a year ago

Teeth too. Try going to the hospital for a dental emergency.

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ngdev 26 points a year ago

"goes in for a peak" is that how you get free pap smears? letting the doctor peak in you?

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GreenKnight23 8 points a year ago

that's what "pap" means.

peakin at pussy

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teslasaur 10 points a year ago

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sp3ctr4l 5 points a year ago

This is the way.

woodwind sting

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