Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago

10 months ago by Basic Glitch to c/nottheonion

Dojan 159 points 10 months ago

“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

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D_C 19 points 10 months ago

Birds of a feather rape kids together.

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Flax_vert 4 points 10 months ago

Sounds like he hasn't changed since epstein island

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Dojan 1 point 10 months ago

They were besties after all.

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Flax_vert 2 points 10 months ago

May every day be another wonderful secret 🤩

I want someone to ask trump the following question:

"Do you agree that the letter that the left wing media alleges that you wrote to Epstein sounds super gay?"

Either he'll have to admit a letter everyone knows he wrote sounds super gay or he'll deny it essentially admitting further that he wrote it.

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Sparrow_1029 83 points 10 months ago

I appreciated that the article quickly turned to "SO WHERE ARE THE FILES" lol

Do you think they'll ever actually be released? *sigh

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BussyGyatt 26 points 10 months ago

If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?

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defaultusername 5 points 10 months ago

Maybe they'll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 77 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

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smeenz 29 points 10 months ago

Are they all the same person?

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axexrx 10 points 10 months ago

No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

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undefined 4 points 10 months ago

And what happened to him/her?

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ripcord 25 points 10 months ago

I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".

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regedit 2 points 10 months ago

Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

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Mouselemming 24 points 10 months ago

You forgot the Nussy

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 61 points 10 months ago

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

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TheDoozer 15 points 10 months ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

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regedit 2 points 10 months ago

I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

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Tujio 10 points 10 months ago

I did it all for the nussy.

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D_C 18 points 10 months ago

Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

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LORDSMEGMA 8 points 10 months ago

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch

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Witchfire 7 points 10 months ago

I think those are all too old for his crew

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RunawayFixer 4 points 10 months ago

No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?

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Tja 3 points 10 months ago

Couches*

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regedit 4 points 10 months ago

These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

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BarneyPiccolo 3 points 10 months ago

Heh-heh

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JoMiran 64 points 10 months ago

The struggle is real for these guys now that Epstein isn't around to provide sex slaves anymore.

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SCmSTR 3 points 10 months ago

Adult sex slaves

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xxce2AAb 46 points 10 months ago

Well, that's precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I'd expect from Trump.

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tal 44 points 10 months ago

Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist

Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid

A new Great Awakening, I see. Society's morals shall be restored to their proper place.

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Blackfeathr 14 points 10 months ago

Seems to me like he's trying to reboot his late buddy's sex island...

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okuyasu 44 points 10 months ago

PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

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BlameTheAntifa 17 points 10 months ago

That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

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okuyasu 8 points 10 months ago

Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship

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BlameTheAntifa 7 points 10 months ago

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

Are you happy, now?

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okuyasu 2 points 10 months ago

What an ugly name for the mikado biscuits, I would say as "Potty" as the project 2025 creator

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dellish 8 points 10 months ago

I know right! For f**ks sake.

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Duke_Nukem_1990 5 points 10 months ago

Language police is on the case I see

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regedit 4 points 10 months ago

I called Paw Patrol first but they've stopped taking my calls...

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friend_of_satan 24 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

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Naich 22 points 10 months ago

Putty?

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maniacalmanicmania 21 points 10 months ago

PuTTY.

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dhork 6 points 10 months ago

Ssh! Don't talk about our private keys out in the open....

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PattyMcB 3 points 10 months ago

I see what you did there

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horseloaf 14 points 10 months ago

Puppy? A cute little puppy?

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massive_bereavement 7 points 10 months ago

Pissy, he's sloshed all the time from the free bar.

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JeSuisUnHombre 5 points 10 months ago

Pushy, he's being quite rude

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switcheroo 18 points 10 months ago

He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

I hate this timeline.

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ripcord 6 points 10 months ago

Agree on the ultra gross part.

But the "timeline" stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we're reading, but there are potentially others.

It's reality. That's it. There's no other timeline.

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rayyy 18 points 10 months ago

You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.

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dhork 16 points 10 months ago

They are all very petty. Oh wait, that's not it?

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ThePantser 13 points 10 months ago

I thought it was "Poopy" since president poopy pants is obsessed with poop and pooping on people.

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hammertime 13 points 10 months ago

Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 11 points 10 months ago

Puberty?

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tal 31 points 10 months ago

$ grep ^p...y$ /usr/share/dict/words
paddy
palmy
palsy
pansy
panty
parry
party
pasty
patsy
patty
penny
peony
peppy
perky
pesky
petty
phony
picky
piety
piggy
pigmy
pinky
pithy
poesy
pokey
poppy
potty
pricy
privy
prosy
proxy
pudgy
puffy
pulpy
puppy
pushy
pussy
putty
pygmy
$

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 2 points 10 months ago

Excellent, get an upvote

"Puberty" isnt in the dict?

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dhork 15 points 10 months ago

The search was for exactly 3 letters in between

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ToastedRavioli 1 point 10 months ago

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CodingCarpenter 4 points 10 months ago

No my guess is that's the opposite of what they want

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Flax_vert 10 points 10 months ago

What is the censored word

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markovs_gun 9 points 10 months ago

I don't know but I'm glad OP wasn't showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™

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INHALE_VEGETABLES 6 points 10 months ago

Poopy.

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quick_snail 7 points 10 months ago

Pussy?

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beejboytyson 4 points 10 months ago

No I think it's patty, like food.

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MyOpinion 6 points 10 months ago

It is clearly what the baby Jesus would want for him.

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dhork 3 points 10 months ago

Baby Jesus and Trump both have poopy diapers

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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 10 months ago

Where is Jeffrey when you need him?

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lechekaflan 2 points 10 months ago

All of them punchable faces.

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