Frog rule

a year ago by ickplant to c/onehundredninetysix

Gork 117 points a year ago

Yesh

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TabbsTheBat 84 points a year ago

As a bi person, I confirm they're related

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FilthyShrooms 58 points a year ago

It's actually wild how accurate it is

Anyways

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AngularViscosity 53 points a year ago

I don't like frogs, that's why I'm not bi.

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blackris 33 points a year ago

I wouldn't say you are a completely bad person but not liking frogs sure is a stain on your biography.

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sniggleboots 47 points a year ago

No, they aren't bi. A stain on their straightography

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SkunkWorkz 17 points a year ago

Or homography

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sniggleboots 6 points a year ago

So true

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railwhale 46 points a year ago

MILF.

Spoiler

(Man I love frogs)

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rumba 7 points a year ago

OMG, that was the best spoiler of all time

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Unknown_0671 41 points a year ago
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SARGE 34 points a year ago
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FosterMolasses 7 points a year ago

LMFAO

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RedSnt 4 points a year ago

That way of writing loss is ingenious

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visc 2 points a year ago

Double take on Unicode loss

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nerfherder 24 points a year ago

I give it, say 2 weeks, until the bi-frog meme barrage

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AllNewTypeFace 19 points a year ago

Perhaps the confounding factor is neurodiversity? Anecdotally, a lot more neurodiverse people seem to be LGBT and vice versa.

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tmyakal 12 points a year ago

My suspicion is that neurodiverse people are already used to feeling marginalized and unacceptable for invisible reasons, so there's less of a social barrier-to-entry in coming out. Like, "Everybody already thinks I'm weird and doesn't want to hang out; might as well tell 'em I'm queer."

I think there are probably a lot of neurotypical people that have non-heteronormative impulses and try to quash them for the sake of social status.

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ByteJunk 19 points a year ago

I like frogs. I think there's a part of me I need to explore...

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TotallynotJessica 16 points a year ago

While I like most animals, I wouldn't say frogs are my favorite. I find bugs and snakes more interesting generally, but frogs are undeniably cool. Is my bi pass revoked, or do I get a pass?

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krooklochurm 8 points a year ago

They're changing the rules next month where you can't get your bisexual card unless you own 12 frog items, have a pet frog, are into anthropomorphic frogs sexually, or have ever tried to fuck a frog.

The criteria of being attracted to multiple genders still applies, but the frog addendum means it will no longer be the only requirement.

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TotallynotJessica 5 points a year ago

😭😭😭

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Hazel 3 points a year ago

It ain't called amphi-bisexual for nothing!

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Zizzy 7 points a year ago

I don't think they have to be your favorite you just gotta love em

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D_C 3 points a year ago

Whoa, there. Calm down. We need to find out their view of Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship before anyone hands out some free passes!!

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porksnort 3 points a year ago

Ms Piggy was not exactly a ‘beard’ in the relationship, let’s just call it ‘complicated’. Kermit was clearly roomates with Fozzie. Sometimes they would all get Sweetums tipsy at the pool and things would get real fuzzy.

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rumba 2 points a year ago

No no no, but you don't get the extra stamp...

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fleebleneeble 13 points a year ago

yup

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cAUzapNEAGLb 13 points a year ago

Huh, well, i do indeed like frogs

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A_norny_mousse 12 points a year ago path: 0 20205032, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 2
jballs 4 points a year ago

How can anyone watch that guy and take him seriously? Dude's fucking psycho.

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A_norny_mousse 3 points a year ago

He's only one in a long succession. Rush Limbaugh came before him, and many others (KnowledgeFight did a few episodes on this).

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arrow74 10 points a year ago

Tbh, I don't know that I've ever met a straight Lexi, I'm sure they exist though

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Cevilia 9 points a year ago
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RedSnt 3 points a year ago path: 0 20208724, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
agamemnonymous 3 points a year ago

I probably have a slightly higher than average appreciation of frogs, and while ultimately straight I've been open to exploration and my vibe has been described as "bisexual-coded". So make of that what you will.

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pigup 3 points a year ago

Its pronunced FRA-OOG

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CallMeAnAI 2 points a year ago

They are trying to relate it to the IKEA shark I would guess.

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Rozauhtuno 2 points a year ago

They shouldn't, but they are.

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Taleya 2 points a year ago

No but the double denim may correlate

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Smorty 0 points a year ago

"i have a weird question for u"

"i am laughing my bum off. what is up!"

like - really? why? is it sooooo funi that u lose ur bum or is it like - just a thing peeps say like "yooooo", "..,.,.,,.,.." and "skibidi"?

its like peeps sweari g for no reaosn jus to make thwir statements feel like they got more weight - or politicians making topucs always a matter of national security and integrity or whatevr---

not eeeeeeverythin is sooooo funi that u lose ur bum. im kinda happy i still have mine, as sitting is one of my fav pasttimes <3

and then like -

"ur bisexual, right?"

"HAHA"

like - i thought we were over the times were a sexuality is a funi..... we prolli r but like - these messages jus feel soooo - stilted and false...

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Hazel 5 points a year ago

It's not to be taken literal here, it's called semantic bleaching. Just saying 'lmao' (or 'lol') doesn't mean it actually made them laugh, it's just added to make the convo a little less serious :)

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Smorty 1 point a year ago

hmm - mayb inma try tha sometime -

laughing my bum offđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ„đŸš‘đŸ˜”đŸ˜ąđŸ˜”đŸ˜”đŸ˜”đŸ©žđŸȘŠ, laughing out loud đŸ—ŁïžđŸ”Š

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points a year ago

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DaPorkchop_ 1 point a year ago

most likely the entire conversation is staged, and they just inserted some random interjections to add "humor". or they're drunk. or maybe both?

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