And I found the images through a web search (I was looking for a couple other examples, which I didn't find, but this works) in some blog about superheroes eating food, which seems quite interesting and I might read if I find the time.

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ThatGuy46475 10 points 9 months ago

Didn’t he stop a train and lift a wall in spider man 2?

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SpaceNoodle 6 points 9 months ago

Bullshit

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Lost_My_Mind 6 points 9 months ago

Spidey should grab his crotch, shake, and exclaim HEE HEE?

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Zorque 3 points 9 months ago

Yes, that too

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FiniteBanjo 3 points 9 months ago

But the reverse direction.

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SiegeRhino 27 points 9 months ago

excited for episode 2

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Tigeroovy 18 points 9 months ago

My pedantic ass cannot abide by this joke.

You’re telling me the guy who is constantly bending himself into pretzel shapes while swinging can’t lean back a little bit?

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pinball_wizard 8 points 9 months ago

And his Spider-sense would give him plenty of warning.

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Kolanaki 12 points 9 months ago

Just lean back 🤷‍♂️

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moondoggie 9 points 9 months ago

That seems like too much blood coming out at the start there. Petey needs a urologist.

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Flocklesscrow 6 points 9 months ago

It's now canon that Spidey smells like a urinal.

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Lost_My_Mind 7 points 9 months ago

He lives in NYC. How would you be able to tell???

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ivanafterall 2 points 9 months ago

It has always been my head canon. That's why we love him!

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naticus 2 points 9 months ago

canon* lol

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Flocklesscrow 1 point 9 months ago

thx

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SaharaMaleikuhm 5 points 9 months ago

Do masturbation next!

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Lost_My_Mind 4 points 9 months ago

Found this guys kink!

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sparkles 4 points 9 months ago

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alzymologist 3 points 9 months ago

should've done it while kissing that chick of his (idk I didn't watch any of this, saw her on memes)

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ArchBtw 1 point 9 months ago

Kegel exercise helps with that.

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