Temba, his head confused.

9 months ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/tenforward

sirico 59 points 9 months ago

Chuck Berry when the woman wailed

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bstix 49 points 9 months ago

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NachBarcelona 1 point 9 months ago

she's a hack and a psychopath ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜

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homesweethomeMrL 7 points 9 months ago

No more calls, please. We have a winner!

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Hippy 33 points 9 months ago

"One and one and one is three"

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dohpaz42 33 points 9 months ago

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tordenflesk 19 points 9 months ago

Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 19 points 9 months ago

Lennon, his acid dropped

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 9 months ago

Wait I can do better

Lucy, her sky diamonded

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Klear 19 points 9 months ago

I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape

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NachBarcelona 4 points 9 months ago

holy moly that was a blast from the good-internet-past

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Zos_Kia 2 points 9 months ago

MC fatigue! Yeah that's me every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด

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sundray 16 points 9 months ago

โ€œGoo goo ga joob!

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mycodesucks 9 points 9 months ago

Always, no sometimes, think it's me

But you know, I know when it's a dream

I think I know, I mean a yes

But it's all wrong

That is, I think I disagree

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data1701d 7 points 9 months ago

Bang, bang, Makโ€™zelโ€™s silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang. Makโ€™zelโ€™s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

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ZombiFrancis 6 points 9 months ago

Leary, with the failed camapign!

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teft 6 points 9 months ago

Sokath, his eyes closed.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 4 points 9 months ago

When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros

Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate

Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics

Marked my paper more than average

You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic

The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors

Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears

So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce

91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?

Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish

Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets

Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna

She duct taped me to the dumpster

Otherwise I woulda left sooner

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NigelFrobisher 3 points 9 months ago

John and Mark at Central Park.

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Skullgrid -5 points 9 months ago

Boomers hear this shit and go

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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MoogleMaestro 2 points 9 months ago

Millennial here, this line still lives rent free in my head. That shit is legitimately good as a lyric because of it lol

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GreenKnight23 1 point 9 months ago

Chinese food - Alison Gold

an entire song about nothing but being hungry for Chinese food.

zero symbology, zero merit, it's literally talking about the exact subject the words are describing.

yeah.....I'll take acid induced delirium over this shit any day.

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Digit 1 point 9 months ago

Boomers, use words.

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