Full clarity, I edited this so that the image wasn't miles long, full original can be seen here.

hOrni 112 points 8 months ago

I kinda feel she described herself as an "older woman" just for the rage bait.

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wander1236 113 points 8 months ago

It's a joke

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ImgurRefugee114 60 points 8 months ago

Not to leonardo dicaprio

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Kanda 3 points 8 months ago

Once you pass 18 you're officially old, and there's no turning back

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Digestive_Biscuit 1 point 8 months ago

I listened to a podcast about aging and statistics. Your highest survival chance is just when you hit puberty. After that your risk only keeps going up. There's no evolution benefits with age.

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RBWells 2 points 8 months ago

What I think is funny (and oddly satisfying mathematically) is that life expectancy goes up as you get older. Like, at birth your life expectancy may be 75, but those who make it to 70 are predicted to live, on average to 80, and if you make it to 80, you are predicted to make it to 85 and so on (I don't remember the exact numbers).

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Kanda 2 points 8 months ago

Peaked at 14. I always knew this deep down

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TheYojimbo 87 points 8 months ago

You excluded the part where the guy literally said she was to blame for his poverty... Because DEI I guess. Lmfao two very deranged men.

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SkunkWorkz 25 points 8 months ago

Also funny how he assumes she’s American. Just did some research 🧐 and she’s Australian. In Australia you get into a uni based on grades, not with a dog and pony show like in the US. So DEI doesn’t even apply.

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RizzRustbolt 7 points 8 months ago

Merit is the worst kind of DEI.

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calliope 13 points 8 months ago

Thanks for pointing this out! The full text is unhinged.

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ech 7 points 8 months ago path: 0 21871654 21883606, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
buddascrayon 2 points 8 months ago

I had been wondering where the other hand was in that little exchange. Guy should put a monocle on for his fucking bio pic. What an absolute douchebag.

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bytesonbike 5 points 8 months ago

Lmfao two very deranged men.

Well the guy lives on Twitter. It's par for the course.

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blackris 77 points 8 months ago

Being on Twitter in 2026 is crazy. Seemingly paying for that shit even more.

Pushing 40 with no kids and couldn't be happier about that.

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PhoenixDog 27 points 8 months ago

I'm 39. Partner is 40. Married over 8 years.

More than once we've had a shit day with weather, or something breaking in the house, or dogs being sick, etc etc... And we'll turn to each other and say "Imagine we also had kids?"

Fuck. All. Of. That.

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TankovayaDiviziya 7 points 8 months ago

I'm single and I am thinking "I can barely clean after and cook for myself. Imagine if I have kids."

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Frostbeard 0 points 8 months ago

You have The clarity to recognize that you would need to step up if the situation arose.

I think you would do good

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Eheran -12 points 8 months ago

Imagine thinking the same about all the good moments instead of only focusing on the bad stuff.

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DrSteveBrule 12 points 8 months ago

Some people just aren't interested in having kids. I've had countless great moments in my life I will always remember fondly. There isn't a single one of those moments I think would've been better if I had a kid lol. I don't think my life would be worse, just different.

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PhoenixDog 4 points 8 months ago

There's been tons of moments I've shared with friends who have kids who I've seen and experienced with and literally thought "that must feel amazing".

Then I go home to a quiet house, feed my farm animals, and just... Quit life for a few hours. Nothing else to worry about. I'm sure there is a ton of emotional and rewarding moments having children, but I appreciate the rest of the time where I just don't ever have to worry about them.

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Frostbeard 3 points 8 months ago

Kids are a blessing you don't miss if you don't have them, and can't imagine living without when you do

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PhoenixDog 10 points 8 months ago

Imagine thinking of all the money we need to spend on a farm through a single income household while also imagining we needed to spend it on other humans.

We're barely getting by as is. Now add a tiny human or two to that. Everyone is miserable and nothing gets done. Two Neurodivergent humans who barely function on a good day dealing with all the chaos of modern life and financial restrictions... "but think of the good moments".

I have that with my dog. He jumps up on me every day I come home from work.

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Digestive_Biscuit 3 points 8 months ago

That dog is going to leave a massive void once it expires by the sound of things.

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TankovayaDiviziya 4 points 8 months ago

Imagine thinking of bearing children into a less habitable world because of climate change, and its resulting ecological decline and social and economic strife.

I get what where you are coming from, I'd like to have children some day, but is it fair to have children in a clearly becoming bleak future? Never mind wars and economic recessions, because human society always recover from it. But climate change? It is a different beast than hunger or wars because it renders the entire planet inhospitable. Modern human society is not able to tackle or evolve from the rapid environmental changes caused by us.

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Madzielle 1 point 8 months ago
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Taleya 11 points 8 months ago

Pushing 50 and no kids, no regrets. It randomly came up talking with friends last week and my husband literally barked with laughter "i fuckin' sank that ship 20 years ago looool"

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Garbagio 4 points 8 months ago
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deacon 62 points 8 months ago

on the one hand, men in glass houses have no business throwing stones

what is on the other hand???

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ClipperDefiance 19 points 8 months ago

The link in the description has the full comment. OP said that they cropped the original image to keep it from being super long.

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calliope 49 points 8 months ago

I actually thought it was just a rhetorical joke setup. Like, there is no other hand.

But no, he actually blames the woman herself.

On the one hand, men in glass houses have no business throwing stones.

He was wrong for that & should've known better.

On the other, he can't post nudes online as his meal ticket the way you can.

Beauty privilege is as real as financial privilege; partly earned, mostly inherited. As an OF creator, your body is capital.

On top of that, for the past several decades, government rigged hiring & university enrollment in your favor, excluding & impoverishing heterosexual white men in particular.

You are, to some extent, to blame for his poverty, & now you're dunking on a homeless man from a position of historically unprecedented privilege because of a mild barb. You reveal more of your inner ugliness than you likely intend.

Lmao “It’s everyone else’s fault I suck!”

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treesapx 34 points 8 months ago

Dudes blaming the patriarchy in the most patriarchal way imaginable.

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calliope 2 points 8 months ago

I honestly even forgot the “roughin’ it for clout” guy started the whole thing by saying

Pushing 30 with no kids in 2026 is Crazy

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prole 8 points 8 months ago

You are, to some extent, to blame for his poverty,

Lol fucking what?

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calliope 3 points 8 months ago

Keep in mind, she’s to blame for a man’s “poverty” who, unprovoked, said “Pushing 30 in 2026 with no kids is Crazy.”

The whole thing is accidental performance art.

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deacon 7 points 8 months ago

Wow. But I can almost guarantee he would unironically wax principled about the importance of personal responsibility.

Sense may be common, but self-awareness seems elusive to many.

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Bombastic 5 points 8 months ago

A homeless man that pays for the blue twitter checkmark, mind you

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gandalf_der_12te 3 points 8 months ago

for the past several decades, government rigged hiring & university enrollment in your favor, excluding & impoverishing heterosexual white men in particular.

tbf university specifically doesn't turn out to actually be financially rewarding today; lots of people have degrees but it doesn't really help them on the labor market.

and i even argue that DEI hiring does not happen so much because it's government mandated but because companies prefer the cheaper labor that they get from women, because they often do comparable labor but get lower wages, so the company saves some money. DEI is just an excuse the company brings forward to justify it in front of their male employees, so the management doesn't get hated for replacing the workforce with other, cheaper workforce. at least that's my guess if i had to make one.

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Twofacetony 14 points 8 months ago

A stone

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PhoenixDog 4 points 8 months ago

And broken house glass everywhere. Now you're homeless. Like the dude in the comment chain.

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Taleya 5 points 8 months ago

On the other hand it's funny watching a shithead dig their own grave

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Fizz 3 points 8 months ago

A man with a stone throwing business

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mcqtom 51 points 8 months ago

My car is also a beautiful moving.

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gAlienLifeform 12 points 8 months ago

I had a beautiful moving in the bathroom this morning after a few cups of coffee

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SkunkWorkz 45 points 8 months ago

Bro it’s 2026. Almost every woman with children in my close circle who is of my generation had their first kid in their thirties. Like raising a kid is much easier when you have a stable financial foundation.

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lightnsfw 16 points 8 months ago

All the ones in my circle who had kids in their 20s are miserable. The rest are childless and much happier (at least given the times we're living in).

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Delphia 9 points 8 months ago

I have a friend who had his first at 18, I had my first at 36. We honestly cant work out who had/has it easier.

He had to scrimp and stretch every penny he could get his hands on. But he was young, had energy and his parents were young enough to help alot.

I'm financially secure (enough and for now) but I'm always tired as fuck, short on time and the grandparents probably consume as much time as they save.

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expr 4 points 8 months ago

The average age for first childbirth is 29.6 years old. It's absolutely the norm to have kids at an older age.

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flamingleg 41 points 8 months ago

not having kids is one of the few things i am utterly, truly grateful for.

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OopsOverbombing 11 points 8 months ago

#childfree baby! So glad I got a vasectomy.

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ILikeBoobies 38 points 8 months ago

Older women 28????

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Xyphius 17 points 8 months ago

I always thought "older women" meant mid 40's and up.

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SpookyBogMonster 17 points 8 months ago

Young people seem to think that turning 30 is the same as dying, and I just don't get it

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NikkiDimes 9 points 8 months ago

Eh, I'm approaching mid 30s, I kinda feel like I'm dying. I get it.

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BigDanishGuy 14 points 8 months ago

Cheer up kid, it gets alot worse

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NikkiDimes 1 point 8 months ago

Yaaaay...

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mika_mika 6 points 8 months ago

Just started my 30s; please put me in a coffin.

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vaultdweller013 3 points 8 months ago

I'm 26 and feel like I'm dying already, can I just die with a chunk of iron in my lungs and the blood of a fed on my hands already.

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UnderpantsWeevil 1 point 8 months ago

I had the same reaction.

Twitter is a deeply cursed place.

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DragonTypeWyvern 2 points 8 months ago

They're joking...

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hemko 33 points 8 months ago

Since when was 28 "older women"?

I feel like super old and I'm only in mid-30s

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pulsewidth 71 points 8 months ago

The original post was a tongue in cheek joke by the girl, she does not really think 28 is an older woman.

Can people just not parse jokes or read nuance anymore?

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SARGE 28 points 8 months ago
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pulsewidth 10 points 8 months ago

You know.. I was going to write a joke that 'you can't fool me, you all only exist on my phone.'

Then I thought there probably will be AI-run forums running just for one user, and responding to their posts and comments with positivity and praise to stroke their egos, and I made myself sigh.

And now you have to read my deluded thoughts - which is dragging me back to reality, yep.. this is the internet.

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gAlienLifeform 6 points 8 months ago

this is the internet.

Don't catch you clickin now

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gustofwind 16 points 8 months ago

Literacy has basically never been worse

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teft 12 points 8 months ago

A good number of us on the fediverse are autistic so nuance doesn’t alway get parsed properly.

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pulsewidth 3 points 8 months ago

Completely fair, I didn't consider that.

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TachyonTele -3 points 8 months ago

They don't know what jokes are?

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teft 7 points 8 months ago

Autistic people sometimes process humor differently than neurotypical people. But autism is a spectrum so to say "all autistic people don't understand jokes" would be an overstatement.

Here is a site if you'd like to read up more on it.

https://www.autismworks.com/...

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gandalf_der_12te 1 point 8 months ago

"a joke is to lie for other people's entertainment" - most autists

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PapaStevesy 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah, took me awhile to adjust from reddit where the default is sarcasm. You gotta remember where you are, neurodivergency abounds on the Fediverse.

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PhoenixDog 6 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty new here personally and I feel way more comfortable in two weeks than I did in 12 years on Reddit.

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pulsewidth 3 points 8 months ago

I feel much the same way and have been here quite a while now. And just in case you haven't read it yet: welcome to Lemmy.

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Zozano 10 points 8 months ago

Since Leonardo Decaprio

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 8 months ago

He’s dating a twenty-seven year old right now because his PR team told him to.

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hushable 4 points 8 months ago

early 40s and I don't feel old at all. Yet my younger zoomer coworkers behave like life is over at 24-26. Last time I asked my parents (boomers), they told me they started feeling old in their early 30s. Might be a generational thing.

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Macchi_the_Slime 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah idk, I'm 35 and I've felt like a teenager trapped in a slowly decaying meat prison since I was like... 17 maybe? Even as I graduated, got a job, got married, started a family... Every step it was just like "Surely this is where I finally start to feel like a real Grown-Up," and every time it just doesn't change. I still feel like a stupid teenager pretending to be an adult. One that does an alright job pretending mind you, but I still feel like I'm just pretending even after this long.

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Trainguyrom 2 points 8 months ago

I finally feel like an adult but I think that's less to do with my age and far more to do with my family, career and financial status. Physically I'm in far better shape now than I was a decade ago, so I've got that going for me at least!

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Andy_R 13 points 8 months ago

Straight up murked.

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GreenKnight23 7 points 8 months ago

your body is your capital

same vibe as

work will set you free

if her body is her capital, men sell their body to make money through physical means. if anything, men should be more ashamed that they have more in common with whores than camgirls.

(not that anyone should feel ashamed for how they provide for themselves or their family, but people who throw stones should live in glass houses and all that)

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ZILtoid1991 7 points 8 months ago

He might be homeless, but women are living in his head rent free.

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selokichtli 4 points 8 months ago

I don't understand this at all, but I think they are two ordinary people trying to diminish each other because of their choices in life, or something. This is why I don't like Twitter, Meta networks and Reddit. Good luck to these people.

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Sam_Bass 2 points 8 months ago

Plexiglas is fine though

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WorldsDumbestMan 1 point 8 months ago

Eh, if I was still thinking about dating, I'd maybe date her, even if she is a bit young for an older woman.

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Nomorereddit -21 points 8 months ago

That chin of hers is 28 inches long

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madjo 12 points 8 months ago

Go back to reddit with that mentality

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Nomorereddit -8 points 8 months ago

Aw, you didn’t like the words i used in MurderedByWords?

If a comment got to you here, that’s kinda on you

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madjo 1 point 8 months ago

Your stupid comment is not at any level worthy of “murdered by words”.

Your iq is lower than your shoe size if you thought you were being clever by making a dig at someone’s appearance. It has nothing to do with my feelings.

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Valorie12 4 points 8 months ago

About 27 inches longer than your penis, I suspect.

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Nomorereddit -12 points 8 months ago

I suspect.your coochie’s so roomy they’re thinking of turning it into lowincome housing....cheap af, hella spacious, and already has a lot of traffic.

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Honytawk 4 points 8 months ago

already has a lot of traffic

Unlike your penis. Which is quite obvious with the way you comment.

Stop blaming women for your own problems caused by your own misogynist mindset. You are your own worst enemy, not women.

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