And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..
Lol
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"
Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
this is actually cute as hell
Well, where's the fork?
That's true love.
That is so wholesome ❤️
Because you're generic and everyone's initialized you at some point
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they've broken up since
The word "Debian" was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
Debra must be so pissed by now
Literally came here to say this lol
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"
I, uh, wasn't 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
Pay for dinner
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
lmfao savage
This man fights in the shade.
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
Deborah*
At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name
Yours too? She gets around
Photoshop too believe it or not.
Lol what?
When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight
On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The "Sierra" name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near
You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers.
I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I'm proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
"Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know."
SPLOOOOOOSH
Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.
Just take it away for a week.
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
I don't know, I'd have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Do you check the list to make sure there aren't any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course
Ask an artist that
Yeah, just manually
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.
var LogicGate = map[string]string{
"OR": "OR",
"AND": "AND",
"NOT": "NOT",
"NOR": "NOR",
"NAND": "NOR",
"XOR": "XOR",
}
func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) {
_, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)]
if ok {
return true
} else {
return false
}
}
func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) {
inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ")
var phrase1 strings.Builder
var phrase2 stringa.Builder
var gateString string
for word := range inSplit {
if isLogicGate(word) {
if len(gateString) < 1{
gateString = word
} else {
phrase2.WriteString(word)
}
} else {
if len(gateString) < 1{
phrase1.WriteString(word)
} else {
phrase2.WriteString(word)
}
}
}
boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String())
boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String())
switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) {
case "OR":
return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil
case "AND":
return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil
case "NOT":
return (!boolPhrase2), nil
case "NOR":
return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil
case "NAND":
return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)
case "XOR":
orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)
nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2))
return (orRes && nandRes), nil
default:
return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString)
}
}
func main(){
answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.")
if err != nil {
fmt.Println(err)
}
fmt.Println(answer)
}
Fair.
Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
Sorry, merge conflict :(
Thank you. That's what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and pkg install vim (or nvim if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition -- it's an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
It's gonna be awkward though if there is a merge conflict 👀
Pull request rejected.
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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]
Good human!
Do you know if there's a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?
We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we're small and helping out as we can.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !transcribersoflemmy@discuss.tchncs.de
It helps that it's a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn't a word, at all.
Then what's about MongoDB?
Hi, it's me, Mongo.
Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.
Alienware?
The truth is out there
Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
I don't have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It's so nice.
I need that in my life some day
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?
I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.
he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids
That or SQL
Little Bobby Tables
Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family's milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he'd both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me
Ian also happens to be dead
So they're not getting back together?
it is its on the about debain page at https://www.debian.org/... i learned somthing new today :D
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...
At the time we were watching Stranger things a lot, so I called it demogorgon.
Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)
How does that work? Asking for a friend
A few ideas:
These are actually pretty sweet
- LaTeX, for those into BDSM
Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~
Simple and effective!
I was thinking more along the lines of the Linux business card with glorious Hanna Montana Linux a "happy birthday" Plymouth theme
Wow that is crazy that it runs Linux and is less than $3, that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.
What I had in mind was a program with a GUI that had text, some images and you can click through the pages and maybe do something else. I suppose you could pull off something similar to what you linked with a compact arduino-type device, some kind of flat 5v battery and maybe an e-paper display that you can print scrolling text to and maybe a little graphic. I suppose not very similar to what you linked, but would be cool in its own right
Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and "siblings", didn't know it's that common.
Debian comes to my mind
And Perl
I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
This one got me
Edit: I was going to comment, but Lemmy and/or Sync can't handle angle brackets, even when escaped with backwhacks. So I'll just complain about that instead.
So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊
Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.
After Margot Robbie? Hell yeah I do
Yay
When at uni, my girlfriend tried to get me into Farmville so she could trade stuff. I tried it, decided it was too repetitive, and decided to write a bot to automatically plant and pick tomatoes every two hours. I was a higher level than my wife after about three weeks, and shared my bot with her - which I put into a zip file with her name on it.
Others started using it after we shared it with our friends, and it had been shared several times amongst others, still with her name on the zip file.
She's now my wife, and I'd say that 70% of that was down to that Farmville bot showing that I had value as a man.
Holy crap, I thought I was the only one who built their wife a Farmville bot. My wasn't as fancy. It was just a batch file that would reload the browser once an hour. It had something to do with yourl game only progressing while you were active and they would time you out after an hour.
Refactor them guts. Get naked.
The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.
I made my wife a magic mirror.
Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.
Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.
"hello beautiful"
duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'
I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.
Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.
I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
I thought of you when i made this AI.
X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"
Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"
That's rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords
I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.
(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?
If you can teach me Raylib than I consider myself rizzed up
Unfortunately I also disappoint in that way as well. I haven't done much (nothing game-like) and need help myself. I'm not even sure if I want Raylib or if something like SFML or SDL (or some other Linux-friendly framework) would be better for polygon features.
The relevant code here actually doesn't really depend on Raylib at all (aside from producing the actual polygon itself), it just reads a file and creates a sequence of Vector2 values. Also, it's in Nim-lang, but here's a screenshot of (most of) the code if interested. (also a while before this I've also made a similar thing that loads basic game-book pages (story, button names, button descriptions, buttons open linked page) aka CYOA, though I couldn't really create actual content for it to test/develop it further)
Also I'd probably be trying to use Godot 4 if the Nim-lang bindings were there, particularly because polygons (see this animated eye made in Godot 4, or this meme frame made in Godot 3).
That's cool anyway, I never tried any "low level" graphics, so it looks rather magic to me, also because it's Nim, which I know only by name and hipster blogposts/videos (can I add it to my resume after 100 seconds?)
or this meme frame made in Godot 3).
That's hilarious and totally rad, all I can say is I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well
That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me
I wouldn't say what I've done is low-level (especially with <20 lines of code and not OpenGL-level stuff), and Nim offers functions that makes stuff easier. Certainly you can do low-level stuff with Nim, but I'm interested in it because I don't think I could do C/C++ stuff (at least not how it normally looks) but I still want performance/flexibility.
I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well
There are actually production-ready Nim bindings for 3.X, but 4.X uses a different system (supposedly better for integration of compiled languages) and the makers of the old bindings didn't want to do a new effort. Multiple individuals are/were working on it, but 4.0 was released a while ago. And understandably it's a complex thing.
3.X vs 4.X is a big enough jump for me that it doesn't really make sense to just use 3.X.
Another rizz line: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/
^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^
God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he's breaking character. Don't know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny
Bo3 developer right now: old my beer
More context here
I misread as Bg3 and thought "oh, he'll script a sex scene about her"
At least link to the actual source instead of a YouTube video that just took someone else's content :) https://www.reddit.com/...
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I named a VRF after you, babe.
Well, that would be nice...
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I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
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