Programming socks?

8 months ago by Cantaloupe to c/lemmyshitpost

inlandempire 119 points 8 months ago

How do i delete an image from my brain

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hansolo 31 points 8 months ago

Drink that trough of vodka

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smuuthbrane 19 points 8 months ago

Find a worse one.

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gon 10 points 8 months ago

Bat to the head.

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TheGiantKorean 10 points 8 months ago
  1. Hit head on desk.
  2. If image persists, return to step 1.
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lena 3 points 8 months ago

Ah, a recursive solution. Elegant!

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ObtuseDoorFrame 9 points 8 months ago

Well the first step is upvoting it. I'm not sure what the second step is, but just go ahead and start on step one until step two is clearly defined.

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Trigger2_2000 1 point 8 months ago

TMI, TMI!

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TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus 1 point 8 months ago
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Zorsith 68 points 8 months ago

Oh thats nasty. A keyboard without a numpad? really?

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zammy95 12 points 8 months ago

I really like the idea of compact keyboards but like... I can't imagine not having my numpad, so I guess it just isn't meant to be.

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sem 4 points 8 months ago

Some keyboards let you hold down a FM key to use some normal keys as a numpad, but not enough.

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pupbiru 2 points 8 months ago

many enthusiast keyboards are “tenkeyless” precisely because the numpad is too far from the home row to be actually useful when you get efficient typing patterns worked out

i have a tenkeyless and use programmers dvorak (which is honestly imo pretty brain dead for its use of the num row and still is “fine” for numbers): you get used to it very quickly, and typing numbers with the numpad as an efficiency improvement is more than made up for by using both hands on the num row, and by it being far closer to the home row

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aoidenpa 10 points 8 months ago

How do they move diagonally in a roguelike game?

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Thalfon 5 points 8 months ago

With HJKLYUBN unlike these modern savages with their arrow keys.

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Zorsith 3 points 8 months ago

How do they fly, or efficiently enter strings of numbers?

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kogasa 2 points 8 months ago

Num row is plenty efficient. It takes some practice but is probably more efficient for typing mixed strings of letters and numbers, which is more common than long strings of numbers. As for flying, I dunno, same way anyone flies. Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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bstix 5 points 8 months ago

Num pad is much faster for clean numbers than num row because you can use the thumb on zero, allowing you to use all 5 fingers without ever moving the hand.

However the secret to achieve true mad man number typing speeds is to use both hands. Num row is for the left hand. Num pad is for the right hand.

This can be optimized by positioning your left hand on 1 to prepare yourself for Benford's Law which tells us that a majority of numbers start with 1.

Actual numbers also includes many zeros (but rarely starts with one). The fat zero key on num pad has room for two fingers, just saying.

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TwoBeeSan 2 points 8 months ago

I tried it and agree that's that grossest thing here.

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dingleberrylover 62 points 8 months ago

Top tier shit post

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Kolanaki 40 points 8 months ago

Dr. Suess legs.

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smuuthbrane 12 points 8 months ago

The Lorax runs Arch.

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troot 39 points 8 months ago

Ok but... what the fuck is on the screen?

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Oka 24 points 8 months ago

FNAF Erotica, I think

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some_kind_of_guy 5 points 8 months ago

Nevermind that, what's in the glass? Water? Vodka?

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bob_lemon 1 point 8 months ago

Gin

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myrrh 26 points 8 months ago
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bleistift2 19 points 8 months ago

If this is you, I applaud your dedication.

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Cantaloupe 20 points 8 months ago

Nah

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pupbiru 2 points 8 months ago

that TV is a prime candidate for /tvtoohigh and also needs its own sub/comm for /tvwaaaaaytooclose, despite the mild “improvement” to the original image

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diabetic_porcupine 10 points 8 months ago

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rogsson 9 points 8 months ago

My brain broke of everything going on in the pic

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ekZepp 9 points 8 months ago

bUNXwFD

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M137 9 points 8 months ago

ಠ_ಠ

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zebidiah 8 points 8 months ago

10/10 shitpost

You gotta respect committing to the bit that hard...

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djmikeale 8 points 8 months ago

Incredible. Looking forward to following your future endeavours

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umbrella 8 points 8 months ago
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Mwa 6 points 8 months ago

the FNAF video on the screen 💀

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toynbee 5 points 8 months ago

I have that same keyboard.

Or had. My wife absconded with it.

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myrrh 5 points 8 months ago
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toynbee 3 points 8 months ago

That would be impressive.

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bootleg 4 points 8 months ago

...

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mastertigurius 3 points 8 months ago

Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?

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horn_e4_beaver 3 points 8 months ago

Strimmer more like.

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homes 1 point 8 months ago

When I get bored in the shower, I have better ways to amuse myself

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orochi02 1 point 8 months ago

Hated This Trend and hate it even more now

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PixelatedSaturn 1 point 8 months ago

Sir! Bravo!

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