A port made entirely of air? Who do you think I am, some kind of idiot?!
A port made entirely of air? Who do you think I am, some kind of idiot?!
Fun fact! The literal translation of airport in Japanese is 'sky harbour'
Introducing the new Apple AirPort
That's what I'm calling vents from now on
I thought I invented the word "tragicomedy"
I love the joke, but there is actually a German word for this: Tragikomödie.
It is a compound noun formed by combining Tragödie (tragedy) and Komödie (comedy).
This term was notably used in German Romanticism and later in 20th-century drama (for example like Brecht or Dürrenmatt) to describe works that refuse to fit neatly into a single emotional category.
Convergent evolution
How do you move the planes around if the entire tarmac is filled with these? Seems a little impractical.
I think you are thinking of belt loaders, which have a long flat bed on them.
Except, BAM - it’s not a flat bed, it’s a moving conveyor belt that is raised to carry the bags and cargo from those carts into the plane.
Unless you’re thinking of something else. But I think you’re thinking of something like this:

It technically is that, as well, and I've certainly seen them used to transport things short distances. At a top speed of 15 MPH (unless you know where to find the governor, but even then), it isn't something you'd want to use to bring a bunch of lumber back from the lumber yard. More like bringing a broken towbar to an unresponsive GSE shop so that it can be left on their doorstep to shame them. As a random hypothetical.
Yeah I was thinking if the OP has never seen an airport and these vehicles.
In addition to that belt loader, there are a plethora of different kind of half-cockpit vehicles there. Ofc its easier there as these likely dont need to be registered for road use.
I've seen so many different types and makes.
Clearly designed by someone who hasn't used a pickup truck to it's real potential.

not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days
I heard a real kicker recently. It was something like
My truck looks like it shouldn't be able to haul it but it can. Yours like it should be able to but can't.
Best instagram roast of a modern truck guy I've ever seen.
They were arguing on a post about that guy's massive grocery getter where he was defending the purchase, as usual.
Hahah brilliant
My dad and his workmates just use a VW Sharan for construction work. By the stuff they do to it, it's impressive that all 4 wheels are still attached.
It always baffles me when people say they NEEEEDED to buy a new work truck when I see how dad uses their sharan at work.
I've got some big ass American iron too, but it's old and actually worth a shit. Never understood lifts you need and ladder for, and 3' beds. Totally worthless vanity boosters.
Trucks are for doing shit, not hauling your sorry ass to the grocery store.
I had a giant metal ladder fall off of the top of a work van and come right at my windshield while I was driving to my own wedding. i barely braked in time, but it had some serious Final Destination vibes. All things considered, I still think that the scariest thing that day was the final bill for the wedding.
good that it worked out at the end. otherwise might have been the worst day of of your wife's life instead of the best. I'm quiet happy with my weddings Bill. we needed an official interpreter, because we have different mother tongues, which was like 100€ and that's it.
We got pushed into having the large wedding that our parents wanted and what we were told we were "supposed to do". Though it was beautiful, we both regret it. You are being much smarter about it.
I strap my shit good. This is pre-tie down. Plus I was just going a couple blocks in town.
I thought the roof was attached to the truck and it was like a mobile hangout
Chicken coop.
They're illegal in some places, but I think they're mostly fine. The deal is you can't import a foreign made car unless it's more than 25 years old, so the poor American car companies don't have to compete.
The real scam is the importers get 'em in Japan for a couple hundred bucks at auction, haul 'em over here and sell 'em for 8k plus. They're pretty rad, but parts can be kind of a bitch.
ceci n'est pas une truck
Cool! But I'm struggling with the title of the article. This cab truck was the most single ever? There were other cab trucks that were single, but this one was the most single of them all? Am I misreading this somehow, or is that title just weird?
Single cab trucks prioritize cargo space over seating space, generally having only a single bench seat that fits 2 adults and a child, or three often uncomfortable adults. This truck prioritizes cargo space to a much greater degree, having only a single seat, so it's aggressively "single cab".
Yeah I get that, but the wording of the title is weird right? They could have used different words making it a better sentence right? Or is it just me?
"This single cab truck has the highest bed to cab ratio."
Like that for example?
Yeah it's using the phrase "single cab truck" as a single adjective.
That is so wild!!!
It may be because a large enough load could quickly block the driver's left-side mirror.
Oooh, another thing is that a heavy enough load may imbalance the vehicle enough to make it unsafe on turns.
Anyone see anything else?
Wouldn't wind resistance be a problem that higher speeds?
Like with 30km/h, it probably doesn't matter but 90km/h? Idk.
With a big enough load, the driver's entire left-side visibility could be blocked.
I'd imagine if you're transporting long, heavy things, you wouldn't want to drive too fast anyway.
Depends on what you consider too fast, is driving the speed limit outside of a town "too fast"?
Depending on the load, it might be, a lot of factors there.
True but I wouldn't want to catch the wind when driving speed limit outside of the village
You joke but this is basically what a vintage British Bus looks like, except the non-cab side is for the Engine.
Multicar M24 too

I think an electric variant could fit a larger, irregular bed or more likely, optionally extend the existing one with a flap
It would "work", but it would be aerodynamically unstable so would be limited to low speeds (<~25mph). This is why this configuration is quite common in construction/industry site machinery, where high speeds are unnecessary and unsafe.
Sure! But at that point you might as well just have a minivan with the seats folded down or removed
It also looks like it's a Kei car. We don't do smart things like that here.
I've already preordered
You mean before he stopped paying his PR team enough money for them to drown out the obvious craziness he was manifesting.
Not a Cybertruck you didn't.
By the time those went on sale, his crazy was very much showing for all to see.
You can use that excuse in other Teslas, but not for a Cybertruck.
Don't you hate it when you have a genius idea, only to find out someone else thought of it long ago? Nice try, Einstein. Back to the sandbox.
soo ... a tiny yarddog?
1960 DeKalb Lumberjack
One issue for a vehicle allowed in traffic is that ypu typically can't have things sticking too far out of the vehicle in any direction lest someone drives into them. Thus long haulage is put on long beds, even when not very heavy.
Advantages of long beds is also that you can better secure your load along the length, can use standardised vehicles and parts, as well as have an easier time with load balancing and view management.
Aksually If you hang a red flag off of it. It becomes legal.
The drivetrain doesn't have a place to live. The nose of a truck holds the guts, freeing up space for load in the other half. Moving the guts to a cab-over would shrink the available engine size. Having all the power train to one side would require entirely new engineering to have 2 double length axles with no counter spinning force, so torque on the frame would twist the chassis up at the far point like a lever.
Or it would be underpowered to prevent it, effectively a kei truck engine in a full sized truck body. It is going to work much harder in some way to be as successful as existing trucks.
If it were electric, you could put the battery on the bed side.
You could easily squeeze 200 horsepower into a vehicle of this size.
Reminds me of this absolute monstrosity

Another case where vans are the superior utility vehicle: strap your long stuff onto your roof rack.
My minivan can carry items up to 17ft long on the inside, if you arrange it properly, going all the way from the back gate to the windshield.
If this appeals to you then check out the Telo truck
In a collision, you are much safer if you are facing backwards because your spine aligns with the back of the seat instead of you rag-dolling forwards. So turn those seats around, too. The design is very human.
The Bollinger B1 and B2 were supposed to have exactly that. A central passthrough all the way from the back of the bed to the front bumper. You would have been able to haul 20' lumber entirely within the vehicle.
Of course, their $125k price point for a no-frills electric work truck was twice as much as three-row luxury SUV pretty much doomed them from the start. If they had targeted a price point suitable for fleet operations, we'd all be driving them.
I did recall vaguely something like that, but couldn't remember what it was, thanks for that.
But absolutely, especially if you had something like a 4.5 foot bed normally, but between frunk pass through and tailgate with load stop you could carry some 16 foot long planks... Something you might rarely need to do and not with a lot of planks, so a huge bed is pointless most of the time.
Silverado EV has a midgate passthrough, but no folding front seat or dash.
I would fucking by the real version of that.
conditions:
No more than one computer.
Rolling chassis frame with a hitch.
Left hand drive.
Good HVAC with front and rear vents.
Physical controls for everything, giant central screen, no cellular.
Similar to a Long Tom/Island Cab truck.
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