Why not just wear a bowtie, Joe?

4 months ago by green_goglin to c/funny

FanciestPants 32 points 4 months ago

Holy shit is that what he looks like now? Is this what the MAHA movement does to people? Is there any possible way that he's not thinking of playfully pinching Andy Dick's nipples in this photo? I'm just asking questions here.

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spicehoarder 12 points 4 months ago

Does the H in MAHA stand for horrible?

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Sibbo 6 points 4 months ago

I thought it would be Hitler or something

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mech 3 points 4 months ago

Hate

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PhoenixDog 0 points 4 months ago

Healthy.

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victorz 3 points 4 months ago

Happy cake day!

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Jackhammer_Joe 22 points 4 months ago

What an immeasurable cunt

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sundray 11 points 4 months ago

He's not even that deep.

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Alloi 6 points 4 months ago

well hes not very tall.

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Someonelol 16 points 4 months ago

What a sellout. First he endorses Trump, then complains about how he's such an awful president, now he's a host to the Presidential Shit Show Fight Night.

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Alloi 9 points 4 months ago

bro admitted to watching and enjoying child porn of traci lords on the man show in the early 2000s.

she was 15 at the time.

he never had anything to sell. except lead laced supplements or some shit.

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victorz 2 points 4 months ago

Happy cake day!

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MrSelfDestruct 16 points 4 months ago

What happened to his face?

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forgetfulmeat 13 points 4 months ago

Hgh

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lukstru 12 points 4 months ago

I gotta say regardless of the dude behind the tie, having a tie like that on an event where ties are a requirement would be way too funny

Yes I know its photoshopped, but now I want one

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expatriado 10 points 4 months ago

can't claim it was cold outside in june

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rslogix89 9 points 4 months ago

“IT’S A GROWER, NOT A SHOWER!”

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zr0 5 points 4 months ago

I read “shower” as in 🚿.

I hate English.

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mike_wooskey 7 points 4 months ago

Tangent: I've stopped using "google" as a verb as part of my philosophy of removing Big Data from my life (and hopefully having a tiny, tiny influence on others to do the same). It's still possible and likely that Adobe Photoshop was used for this pic, but it's quickly becoming even more likely that AI was the tool. Maybe "this pic was manipulated"?

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green_goglin 1 point 4 months ago

doubtful

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WhatsHerBucket 6 points 4 months ago

The tie didn’t come that way, it just gave up halfway down.

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laranis 4 points 4 months ago

On the upside you can identify a douche immediately if they're copying this... "trend".

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LovableSidekick 2 points 4 months ago

I would be afraid to attack this man. His cunning use of the small tie makes him appear huge and formidable.

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QueenMidna 2 points 4 months ago

Why do people keep thinking this is Joe Rogan?

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AlphaOmega 3 points 4 months ago

He does look more like Elmer Fudd

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LovableSidekick 1 point 4 months ago

I honestly have no fucking idea who it is, but am assuming his name is Joe because of the headline. He seems to be enjoying whatever his job is.

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Miller 1 point 4 months ago

I think it might be a bowtie that he just tied in a more conventional knot.

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radix 9 points 4 months ago

It's photoshopped. His tie was too short, but not that short.

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