Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.
2 days ago by SSTF to c/lemmyshitpost
setsneedtofeed 43 points 2 days ago
ThePantser 41 points 2 days ago
Pull like you are starting a mower.
AgentOrangesicle 2 points a day ago
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
notoftenthat -4 points 2 days ago
"Pull start for a dishwasher"
IYKYK
dharmacurious 15 points 2 days ago
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
PapaStevesy 8 points a day ago
A butt
solidheron 11 points 2 days ago
10,000 years of pain am I right?
Themosthighstrange 9 points 2 days ago
Hello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry
ashestoashes 4 points a day ago
several in fact
TheGiantKorean 8 points a day ago
Sepuku poopuku
TheGiantKorean 1 point 17 hours ago
That's way better! Dammit.
Proprietary_Blend 7 points a day ago
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
setsneedtofeed 6 points a day ago
Mouths?
Proprietary_Blend 4 points a day ago
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
SethTaylor 6 points a day ago
Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole
hardcoreufo 6 points a day ago
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Routhinator 4 points a day ago
As seen in Quentin Tarantino's "Fill Bill"
setsneedtofeed 14 points 2 days ago
Rooster326 3 points 15 hours ago
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped
finallymadeanaccount 3 points a day ago
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth ... !
AgentOrangesicle 2 points a day ago
"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.
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