Discovery phase

2 months ago by Unpigged to c/lemmyshitpost

lena 110 points 2 months ago

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Gonzako 24 points 2 months ago

I'll be honest. I am pretty curious about trying pegging. Just no cutie has risen up to the challenge

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ThePantser 48 points 2 months ago

Mirror and a suction cup dildo, be the cutie.

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Gonzako 16 points 2 months ago

Nah, no interest. I'd have to be in a certain headspace and that doesn't come up alone.

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Hazel 3 points 2 months ago

Do shrooms maybe? 🍄

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Eric 32 points 2 months ago

I love destroying the 'state!

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SeductiveTortoise 12 points 2 months ago

Raise your fist if you're about to smash it!

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rob_t_firefly 27 points 2 months ago

I heard from a sovereign citizen that prostate stuff doesn't count if your butt has a gold fringe border.

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Unpigged 7 points 2 months ago

I heard about a an undercover CIA agents using deep fried onion rings to emulate that.

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Valmond 15 points 2 months ago

Now This is an actual shit post!

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weimaraner_of_doom 5 points 2 months ago

More like an [adjacent to the] shit post.

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Fedizen 3 points 2 months ago

Well everyone can rest easy, the shitpost certification team has certified this shitpost. Its now an official Shitpost (tm) (r)

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SuDmit 12 points 2 months ago

In other words, "Some anarchists still have their inner ProState they have to overcome".

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Unpigged 13 points 2 months ago

I've got a prostate to over-cum

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pulsey 2 points 2 months ago

Why do u need to overcumpensate?

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Kolanaki 8 points 2 months ago

That's why I shove things inside me; to destroy the (pro)state.

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mathemachristian 8 points 2 months ago

MLs when their gut flora doing all the labour of actually breaking down the food to be absorbed isn't centrally planned but blooms and dies depending on the diet and the available nutrients. (They have to fart a lot)

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rockerface 5 points 2 months ago

The tolerant left when they discover they're lactose intolerant (they spent the last 5 hours shitting their brains out)

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mathemachristian -1 points 2 months ago
I'm lactose intolerant

im-vegan

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ininewcrow 5 points 2 months ago

Don't worry there's an easy way to get rid of it .... cancer

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ButteredBread 2 points 2 months ago
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xkbx 5 points 2 months ago
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prettybunnys 11 points 2 months ago

AFAB really feels like a regressive term, like we’re re-segregating folks into out groups.

Idk.

If trans women are women then why do we need AFAB to differentiate. How is this not just moving the differentiator from the set of naughty bits to the words used to describe the naughty bits you were born with, and then how is that different than gender?

I guess I’m an old.

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usualsuspect191 18 points 2 months ago

Because in this case it's relevant as they won't have the organ in question

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EndlessNightmare 10 points 2 months ago

Right or wrong, I think of AMAB / AFAB as medical terms.

While I'm willing to amend my position on these terms, there is a need for a non-judgemental medical term due to things like this.

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CorrenteAlternata 9 points 2 months ago

I guess I’m an old.

No, you're right: afab and amab should only be used in contexts in which it is actually important information. E.g. medical. In all other cases it is unnecessary.

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PotatoesFall 17 points 2 months ago

The presence of a prostate is relevant here though

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CorrenteAlternata 3 points 2 months ago

But that's not what the original comment wrote. The presence of a prostate might be relevant, the assigned gender at birth is not.

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SethTaylor 3 points 2 months ago

Wait until they realize they enjoy interacting with it too

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davidagain 2 points 2 months ago

There are more things to discover than existence.

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