Horrible in a lot of ways, but "I'll try and date women who are interested in me and we'll build healthier habits in one another" is a much better outcome than I expect here.

Also, if we're being honest. I needed a push to try and date "in my league" so I could realize that I am worthy of love and build my own self worth to the point that I was a better person both to myself and to partners back when I was a big virgin at risk for incel thinking

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rumba 7 points 3 months ago

The text is satire, but the sentiment exists in the wild and is out of fucking control.

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daggermoon 74 points 3 months ago

You shouldn't look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.

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KatakiY 15 points 3 months ago

I mean true.

That said it's definitely nice when people make each other healthier

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Eyekaytee 8 points 3 months ago

what about if you live in a disney movie?

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daggermoon 8 points 3 months ago

The only disney movies i watched that didn't make me want to die was the TRON films.

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qarbone 8 points 3 months ago

You wanted to die after watching Hercules, Tarzan, or the Lion King??

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rtxn 7 points 3 months ago

As a kid, I saw Tarzan as "haha monke man go ooaooaooaoooaooo".

As an adult, I interpret its message as integration being contingent upon conformity and usefulness to society.

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TrippaSnippa 4 points 3 months ago

The only fixer upper fixer that'll fix a fixer upper is true, true true, true true, true truuuueee....

Looooove (truuue love, true love, love, love, love, love)

I've seen Frozen way too many times...

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BarbecueCowboy 4 points 3 months ago

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TubularTittyFrog 1 point 3 months ago

nobody is set in stone. people change for better or worse

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captainlezbian 7 points 3 months ago

Yes, but if you're dating someone because of who you can change them into you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

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TubularTittyFrog -1 points 3 months ago

not necessarily. a lot of people date people based on potential, and they will leave or stay if that potential manifests.

at least, that's how it used to be. true in 2026 that people increasingly want 'it all' from the get go. which is why folks are so miserable. if you are 25 and expect to date someone making 200K a year, you are going to have a bad time. you should be dating someone who makes 50K who will be making 200K in 10-20 years.

So on and so on. a lot of people are very different physically over the years too. one of my major conflicts in dating was I was trying to improve myself, and my girlfriends didn't want to do that, and resented me for it. they didn't want to eat well, exercise, or invest in themselves. They wanted to just sit around and drink and veg out and thought I was a jerk for wanting to be active and healthy.

Anyway, I'm single now but I'm very healthy, active, and financially secure. most ladies I meet on the dating market are maybe 1 of those three, and they demand a man be all and he has to be jacked and fashionable. It's wild how folks demand so much from others but so little from themselves.

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captainlezbian 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah stupid high standards also aren't what I'm advocating for. I may not be an expert, but I'm happily married.

Being with someone with similar goals to you is important. Going in expecting your partner to have figured everything out is important. But also important is being ok with where they are.

If you go into a relationship with someone who's fat you need to be ok with the reality that they might never become skinny, even if they want to (but also it's a lot of work and plenty of people are ok with their body as is).

I'd never enter a financially tied relationship with a spendthrift, it would stress me the hell out and I'd rather be single. But a partner who struggles with depression, adhd, and other mental issues that can get in the way of life? Yeah I can live with that, though it's important that she not be resigned to it and that she keep trying to deal with it. A partner who isn't as in shape as I prefer to be? Yeah I can live with that, I'd prefer if she be interested in and capable of long walks and going on bike rides, but if not that's ok.

Plenty of chronically single people have too high standards, but getting a fixer upper isn't a happy sustainable solution, figuring out your actual priorities and becoming the sort of person who's attractive to the people who match those priorities is. Or don't, I already got mine.

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Kn1ghtDigital 64 points 3 months ago

How fucking objectifying.

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JamesBoeing737MAX 26 points 3 months ago

Also: "Aryan"

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heartSagan5 1 point 3 months ago

I mean, isn’t the “pepe the frog” used by those types?

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SuspiciousCatThing 5 points 3 months ago

Not exclusively, no.

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Captain_Baka 52 points 3 months ago

lose my virginity to her

Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.

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mnemonicmonkeys 9 points 3 months ago

Except to fictional guys

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Anivia 2 points 3 months ago

Does it count if you lose your virginity after you stop visiting 4chan?

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MutantTailThing 46 points 3 months ago

Fake and gay.

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ButtermilkBiscuit 44 points 3 months ago

Fake: anon got laid

Gay: anon went to a gym

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kivihiili 38 points 3 months ago

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Korhaka 10 points 3 months ago

Need some padding to survive the winter

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rbos 8 points 3 months ago

Lass needs some extra buffer to survive the English raiders.

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daggermoon 9 points 3 months ago

I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I'm a little squishy too.

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Hoimo 6 points 3 months ago

Muscles are still squishy when relaxed. It's not like Michael Phelps is permanently hard as steel.

Only when he sees you ;3

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KuroiKaze 3 points 3 months ago

I have had numerous women tell me they dated lower body fat guys and found the cuddling to be significantly worse. Getting shredded is not what women generally want you to do it's what guys want you to do.

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banause 35 points 3 months ago

What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮

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MutantTailThing 12 points 3 months ago

It's anon what did you expect?

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taygaloocat 32 points 3 months ago

Even if this wasn't fake and gay she'd just leave him with her newfound confidence

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Corkyskog 15 points 3 months ago

You don't understand Women's insecurities very well. Her confidence is now tied to OP. She doesn't believe she is a 10, she believes that OP makes her a 10.

Assuming it wasn't fake and gay of course...

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Gullible 7 points 3 months ago

Technically speaking, that is the case. She would be dependent on OP to stay as she is. Eating disorders suuuuuck, but so does codependence.

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TubularTittyFrog 6 points 3 months ago

no, what she she needs is a muscle mommy to convince her she loves women now and to leave OP for her.

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Axolotl_cpp 1 point 3 months ago

Really depends, tbh, something similiar happened to a cousin of mine (except it wasn't intentional like OOP) he helped her get healthier and she overall looked nicer, she got so much confidence that decided to break up probably for someone that looked better or sum shit (he is a really nice guy and treated her well, so i doubt it's because he was a piece of shit nor he told to us about anything that happened between them)

So yeah, depends on the person but most likely she wouldn't depend on OOP too much because she now know how to stay healthy and she def know she isn't that bad if she goes out alone

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lka1988 22 points 3 months ago

"I beat the game"

Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they're in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE.

I have met newlyweds like this. They don't last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but "happily ever after" is a fairy tale for a reason.

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TankovayaDiviziya 5 points 3 months ago

Each people grew up differently. I was taught to live my life and be myself at an early age. But as I grow older I realised not everyone were taught the same. I love my mates but two of them are conformists as if relationships are end-all-be-all. They kinda think that there are arbitrary goal posts to reach at certain age.

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Napster153 3 points 3 months ago

Is Occam's Razor the right term here?

What I do know is that people in happy marriages or divorce on good terms are often not the ones making the loudest noise.

While it's true that we should advance at our own pace, what's also true is that we shouldn't get comfortable with the idea that things will always go our way, especially as we age.

Often, having a good relationshio or, better, a marriage is exactly what people need in case things happen that would otherwise leave us vulnerable, and it goes both ways.

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captainlezbian 20 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a lot of work. I just date women I find attractive regardless of size and encourage them to live a lifestyle that makes them happy. If a hot chick that's into me is fat I'm just going to be happy a hot chick is into me.

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FinjaminPoach 11 points 3 months ago

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NigelFrobisher 9 points 3 months ago

Obviously fake, but what’s the gay angle?

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NigelFrobisher 2 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, I remembered they think having a girlfriend is gay because you cucked yourself by having an adult relationship with another human.

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VeryBlandUsername 1 point 3 months ago

There is nothing more gay than sleeping with a woman. She's had a ton of dick and cum inside her, by transitive math, your dick is touching more dick & cum than vagina, this makes it gay.

Sucking a cock however is the straightest thing you can do, that cock has seen tons of pussy, the math tells no lie, you're getting more theoretical vagina in your mouth than real cock.

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capnbubblebuns 6 points 3 months ago

I was waiting for the end where now shes hotter and dumps him for "chad"

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LuminousLuddite 1 point 3 months ago

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hOrni 1 point 3 months ago

After losing weight You will not look as if You've never had that weight.

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9point6 39 points 3 months ago

(slightly funny for me to say this on a greentext comm, but)

I hope you don't go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:

"What are you even bothering for? You've fucked it. Game over. Damage done."

And for a percentage of those people, that's going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.

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janus2 1 point 3 months ago

I mean it is true though, I know from firsthand experience. So it's additional evidence that the poster is full of shit and made this up as a weird fantasy where they get to be clever and also objectify women lol

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TubularTittyFrog 4 points 3 months ago

that depends on the amount of weight.

most folks can swing 20-30lbs without consequence. when it gets to like 50lb, yeah you have some issues with not returning to form.

what's terrifying is how many folks are like... massively overweight. 20lbs overweight is like nothing these days. my own weight can change 20lbs from winter to summer, but that's only 10% of my body mass.

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