People bought the trash collected from Taylor Swift's wedding.

3 months ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/facepalm

This level of celebrity worship is so bizarre.

BaraCoded 90 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile, the Federation of Planets : "Do NOT approach Earth, there's nothing we can do for them."

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Eternal192 15 points 3 months ago

You kidding me? They have scopes on us 24/7, we are their equivalent of the Twilight Zone, whole galaxy watches and laughs at our stupidity.

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TwodogsFighting 5 points 3 months ago

The galactic equivalent of 'Ow, my balls'.

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BillCheddar 3 points 3 months ago

That would make UFOs their equivalent to our Scientology Speedrunning challenge?

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guyoverthere123 2 points 3 months ago

They're watching us about to do something stupid.

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ms_lane 1 point a day ago

*Until the old alcoholic gets his warp drive working.

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dan1101 42 points 3 months ago

People worshiping the rich and famous are responsible for a lot of the problems in the world today.

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clay_pidgin 13 points 3 months ago

More or less than the rich and famous themselves?

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dan1101 11 points 3 months ago

Both in different ways, the masses give them a pass for bad behavior, and also vote for the populists.

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betterdeadthanreddit 41 points 3 months ago

If it incentivizes people to clean up, I don't hate it as much as I did at first glance. Just won't think too hard about the shipping and other additional waste production involved.

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PhobosAnomaly 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah fair play. Mad respect to the domestic and waste workers making the place looks half decent for everyone... but I can't really hate on a guy for tidying shit into bags and selling them to people with more money than sense.

If it makes that corner of the world look a bit nicer for humans and animals alike... I can't hate on it.

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kevin2107 6 points 3 months ago

lmao one person's trash 😂

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AdolfSchmitler 29 points 3 months ago

Come on people we jumped the shark on this with gamer girl bathwater a while ago

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ech 10 points 3 months ago

The real lesson is it was never about the gamers. Weirdos from every walk of life will buy this shit up.

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joeljoelle 29 points 3 months ago

I guess it would be pretty easy to say that Swift fans have been paying for garbage for years but to each their own :P

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Rivermoonwolf 19 points 3 months ago

Jesus, people are so desperate for celebrity validation they're actually buying their goddamn rubbish now? What next, someone's gonna auction off Bieber's used condoms?

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TrickDacy 15 points 3 months ago

That would literally go for a million dollars :/

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MrKoyun 5 points 3 months ago

That might be more defensible?

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webp 2 points 3 months ago

Really?

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GreyEyedGhost 6 points 3 months ago

At least it would have been in contact with him and contain something previously of him in it. This stuff is garbage from an event that they likely never even got close to. It's only one step removed from someone in the same Manhattan apartment building selling their trash as from the same building Taylor lives in (presuming she has a Manhattan apartment, I don't know). Now, I don't care. Fool and his money and all that.

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MintyFresh 4 points 3 months ago

You could clone him a few times and start your own boy band. Or fundamentalist militia/death cult. Whichever floats your boat.

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MIDItheKID 14 points 3 months ago

It's too bad she's a billionaire POS. If there's one person that could trigger the revolution, it might be her. She just has to say the word. These people would follow.

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LastYearsIrritant 18 points 3 months ago

She couldn't get Harris elected, I don't think she has the draw you think she does.

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IEatDaFeesh 4 points 3 months ago

She didn't push hard enough. Her support was "y'all should go out and vote." That statement only indirectly helped Harris because her fans are probably more left leaning.

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Duamerthrax 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe she doesn't really care and is actually benefiting from Trump. Maybe she only put in the bare minimum of effort for appearances as a PR move and didn't really want Harris to win. Maybe I would be willing to have given her the benefit of the doubt if we didn't have to shame her into reducing her private jet usage.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 5 points 3 months ago

What's the word? Maybe we can trick her into saying it.

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Akasazh 6 points 3 months ago

Plethora

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Hadriscus 3 points 3 months ago

they changed it last night. it's Mountaineer

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boonhet 1 point 3 months ago

I can't read the word mountaineer and not mention Dead mountaineer's hotel

May want subtitles if you're going to watch it though

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somegeek 4 points 3 months ago

You wouldn't want a revolution lead by idiots.

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deacon 12 points 3 months ago

Fuck this gay earth.

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topherclay 5 points 3 months ago

Lemmy is nuts. You see the same memes you saw in high school even though highschool was two decades ago.

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Magnum 4 points 3 months ago

How old was Taylor Swift 20 years ago and why did she get married this early?

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InputZero 5 points 3 months ago path: 0 24704526 24705021 24705047 24705120, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 7
Magnum 2 points 3 months ago

I was just pointing out that you are lying

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ceenote 11 points 3 months ago

I never really cared enough to look beyond the marketing for Taylor Swift, so my opinion was pretty much "Whatever, she seems nice enough", but having a wedding in MSG at all is seriously off-putting.

That's not an invitation to list everything bad about her. I still don't care.

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spazzman6156 14 points 3 months ago

Monosodium glutamate

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testaccount789 2 points 3 months ago

E621

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reptar 2 points 3 months ago

yeast extract

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ayyy 2 points 3 months ago

Flavor enhancer

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threelonmusketeers 1 point a month ago

Fuyoh!

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Miller 11 points 3 months ago

A market for any old celebrity garbage, who could have imagined.

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rottenmummy 9 points 3 months ago

What does cube mean here?

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The_Picard_Maneuver 25 points 3 months ago

This is how the trash was packaged and sold:

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SubArcticTundra 9 points 3 months ago

You have to appreciate the originality though

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rottenmummy 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks for explaining. Still makes the topic very weird.

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DarkDecay 7 points 3 months ago

Just imagine even telling anyone you knew you bought literal garbage. The shame

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PartyAt15thAndSummit 7 points 3 months ago

Ruling class be like:

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BillCheddar 6 points 3 months ago

Is this like baseball cards, and one of the cubes is like an autographed T&T Wedding Night condom or whatever?

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A_norny_mousse 6 points 3 months ago

Honestly, $25 feels kinda low. Each bag could contain stuff that is worth much more, even minus the celebrity bonus.

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ech 13 points 3 months ago

I'd agree, but the bags weren't what was sold - it was a plastic cube with something like a cubic inch of trash inside. There's a pic elsewhere in the thread.

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A_norny_mousse 5 points 3 months ago

There’s a pic elsewhere in the thread.

I saw it. $25 for that? Un-fucking-believable. Like selling off the Berlin wall bit by bit, except that really was a piece of history.

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HAL_9_TRILLION 6 points 3 months ago

Man I hate to have to agree with this because it's just so loathsome, but weddings always have like personalized tchotchkes on the table and shit and if you manage to snag one of those in your $25 bag you'd probably get a thousand dollars for it on ebay.

But "from the edge of a love story" is odd wording. I really would think such bigtime celebrities would see to it that their trash was removed themselves for exactly this reason and that this isn't just random garbage from nearby dumpsters.

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A_norny_mousse 1 point 3 months ago

I really would think such bigtime celebrities would see to it that their trash was removed

I was thinking about that, but what are they supposed to do? Pay for secret cremation? That sounds even worse.
This is obviously the result of one person in the removal chain, far enough removed to go unnoticed, thinking they can make some money out of it.

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Zarobi 3 points 3 months ago

People, or person?

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TheStaffmaster 3 points 3 months ago path: 0 24708562, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 3 months ago

This level of celebrity worship is so bizarre.

Is it celebrity worship or celebrity speculation? Like, who are the buyers? Actual dead-end fans? Or people who think they can flip the trash down the line?

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DarkCloud 2 points 3 months ago

That's embarrassing for humanity. Hey maybe you'll get the paper cup of the guy who runs ICE.

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swab148 2 points 3 months ago

Imagine people opening these like Pokémon packs, looking for chase rares

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ThePyroPython 2 points 3 months ago

So how long until the next album then?

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blackjam_alex 2 points 3 months ago
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Proprietary_Blend 2 points 3 months ago

He better not have made a billion dollars.

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oce 1 point 3 months ago

I don't know why my first thought was that it is a mine of information and privacy issue. Who knows what kind of bill, letter, contract, medical report, drug you could find there.

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MonkderVierte 1 point 3 months ago
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HugeNerd -8 points 3 months ago

ewwwww that looks like a mismatched couple

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cosmos8188 4 points 3 months ago

Based on what?

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HugeNerd -8 points 3 months ago

He looks like a primate from a zoo

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SkaveRat 6 points 3 months ago

You must visit weird zoos

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HugeNerd -2 points 3 months ago

We are primates. So the resemblance is striking indeed.

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Donkter 2 points 3 months ago

How does that mean they're mismatched?

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HugeNerd -3 points 3 months ago

I said they LOOK mismatched, JFC does no one fucking read anymore?

He looks like a microcephalic long-limbed tree climber compared to the lithe Swift.

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GhostFace 3 points 3 months ago

Rude but also it's not any of your business who she chooses to marry.

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HugeNerd -1 points 3 months ago

Then don't fucking post pictures for the world to see? I didn't say it was my business, did I?

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