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3 months ago by Diddlydee to c/okmatewanker

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robear 84 points 3 months ago

He started writing a joke manifesto and got more serious the further he went.

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idiomaddict 50 points 3 months ago

Punishing public speakerphone users and getting trains that work? He’d win in Germany.

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Franconian_Nomad 10 points 3 months ago

I‘d vote for him!

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ohulancutash 4 points 3 months ago

Though Germans do have some questionable taste in their candidates.

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anomnom 1 point 3 months ago

Half the country has forgotten how bad it was living in the GDR. The rest are just racists, like apparently most of the rest of the world.

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bridgeburner -4 points 3 months ago

Pattern recognition ain't racism

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mannycalavera 61 points 3 months ago

Build at least one affordable house.

See this is why his crazy campaign will never work.

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guynamedzero 15 points 3 months ago

No no, he said at least, so you never know, he might even build two! It’s all the fun of gambling!

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tazeycrazy 6 points 3 months ago

I don't know that might be too many.

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Diddlydee 26 points 3 months ago

Also, Adele isn't a signer, as far as I know.

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kambusha 9 points 3 months ago

Perhaps a sinner?

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OwOarchist 3 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure he meant seiner.

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nightwatch_admin 2 points 3 months ago

She doesn’t look like a Pet Shop Boy, but who knows?

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teslekova 4 points 3 months ago

She fucken will be under the rule of Count Binface

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Diplomjodler3 25 points 3 months ago

What about that hand dryer? Did he drop his most important point? Bloody sell-out!

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OhNoMoreLemmy 30 points 3 months ago

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Diplomjodler3 10 points 3 months ago

Count Binface for PM!

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A_norny_mousse 1 point 3 months ago

Ellie seems confused.

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deacon 5 points 3 months ago

The pub lobby got to him. Sad to see, really.

What a waste.

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cronenthal 22 points 3 months ago

More reasonable and less damaging than Farage's politics of abject hate and corruption.

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Naich 20 points 3 months ago

Surely better to make it so that each time you are caught breaking the highway code, the number of wheels you are allowed to have reduces by 1.

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cynar 11 points 3 months ago

Once you're down to 1, just reduce the allowed size of the wheel. If you're capable of breaking the highway code significantly on a 1" diameter unicycle, I'd be more impressed than annoyed.

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bampop 3 points 3 months ago

The demand for pogo sticks is going to skyrocket

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tetris11 2 points 3 months ago

That or we'll discover a new type of anti-wheel

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4am 16 points 3 months ago

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Barbarian 18 points 3 months ago

Word of warning: including the parameter at the end (?is=...) identifies your YouTube account and pops up a "Shared by 4am" thing when opened in YouTube. You might not care, just letting you know.

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floquant 11 points 3 months ago

The popup is not the only effect, if you open it while logged into your account they are able to update your social graph

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black0ut 19 points 3 months ago

Idk why it's so small, but I can't find a bigger version. If you click on it, it should expand

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Obi 3 points 3 months ago

Nice example link.

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Sylvartas 1 point 3 months ago

Wtf google.

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Sylvartas 1 point 3 months ago

He should do a feat with ceephax acid crew. I'm sure his fans would come in droves, and we're like, hundreds.

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isVeryLoud 14 points 3 months ago

Lmao I read "the binance manifesto" and read along and was like "that sounds a lot like count binface... Oh wait"

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tristynalxander 14 points 3 months ago

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nanometer1625 6 points 3 months ago

TIL Adele knows sign language

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VindictiveJudge 3 points 3 months ago

Well, yeah. I mean, how else is she going to sell albums to deaf people?

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tetris11 3 points 3 months ago

Queens of the Stone Age cracked that code 20 years ago

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impairedimperator 4 points 3 months ago

Can military conscription apply to apps that force you to use speakerphone, not the people forced to use speakerphone?

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waldfee 5 points 3 months ago

There are apps that force you to use speakerphone? O.O

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impairedimperator -4 points 3 months ago

indirectly, yes. Whatsapp, for example. You either use speakerphone or you have separate headphones. You can't just use it like a normal phone.

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icanbrewmushrooms 4 points 3 months ago

What? What a ludicrous thing to say.

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OwOarchist 4 points 3 months ago

Okay, pretty based for the most part.

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Drusas 4 points 3 months ago

I'd be sold by the last three.

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mavu 3 points 3 months ago

I don't know what Ceefax is, but the rest sounds good.

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wanderinglurk 5 points 3 months ago

It was like browsing a plain text internet through a television. Data was quite literally received through the same antenna as the TV programmes.

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purplemonkeymad 2 points 3 months ago

Not just through the antenna, it was literally a part of the video signal. Was in the 13 (I think) lines after the sync but before any image. If you have a VHS recorded from British Tele, you can actually use that to view it (depending on the quality of the tape.)

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mavu 1 point 3 months ago

Ahh, right those things. annoying they had a different name in every country.

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Drusas 1 point 3 months ago

Huh. Neat.

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kaklerbitmap 2 points 3 months ago

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wonderingwanderer 2 points 3 months ago

What, no pony?

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cynar 2 points 3 months ago

Points are living breathing creatures deserving of respect and proper care. If you want to see animals abused, it's a Farage vote for you.

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wonderingwanderer 6 points 3 months ago

It's a reference to Vermin Supreme who made a satirical bid for US president in multiple elections.

One of his main promises was to give every american a pony, and when asked about it he said something to the effect of "It won't require that many ponies, because I'll just kill most americans first"

I agree though that he's closer to a Farage, especially since he called himself a self-proclaimed fascist. His satire was in being such a bad candidate that it highlighted the general buffoonery of US elections.

So yeah, Binface is different because while he's still satirical, his satire is more in line with things people would generally want but taking them to an absurd degree. So I guess Vermin Supreme wasn't really that comparable...

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cynar 4 points 3 months ago

My reply was meant as a semi satirical one. Rereading it, it might have been harsher than intended. 👍

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wonderingwanderer 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, I didn't take it personally. Times are tense and I wouldn't hesitate to be harsh with someone I thought was a supporter of Farage or any other fascist politician or party

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agamemnonymous 2 points 3 months ago

He was referencing the platform of Vermin Supreme, who's a similar figure in the US.

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