jystfact 128 points a month ago

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JoeBigelow 80 points a month ago

OMG is he aping trumps little dance!?

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BassTurd 61 points a month ago

Belgium did it in their locker room after trouncing the US as well.

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rants_unnecessarily 7 points a month ago

Oh he's just loving the attention. Prolly even thinks it's being done cause it's cool.

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D_C 8 points a month ago

"Ok, gramps, thanks for -probably- not shitting yourself doing all that exercise of waking from there to ...there, aaand picking up then passing me that trophy. Now it's time for you to fuck off."

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Axolotl_cpp 7 points a month ago

The disgust on his face is cracking me up XD

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DarkFuture 4 points a month ago

Geriatric rapist needs a handler.

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panda_abyss 98 points a month ago

He always looks like he just shit himself.

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proudblond 51 points a month ago

Supposedly it’s that he stands that way to make himself look less fat, but your version is just as plausible.

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Malyca 40 points a month ago

Standing that way is also a symptom of dementia

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funkajunk 10 points a month ago

It can be two things

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eestileib 9 points a month ago

His posture is so strange, I don't know how he stays upright.

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varjen 9 points a month ago

He stands as if he's the front half of a centaur.

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eestileib 1 point a month ago

Dead on

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Master 2 points a month ago

The name for this stance is literally called "dementia posturing".

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eestileib 2 points a month ago

I looked around a little bit, and mostly the articles seemed to talk about stooping rather than collapsing backwards into the spine.

I think it's cause he's wearing lifts and has to use his upper body as a counterweight for his belly.

But he definitely is not there mentally any more, 2016 he was still able to speak in sentences.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points a month ago

Porque no los dos

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gedfromgont 4 points a month ago

Cause he did

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IPeaceInYourFace 50 points a month ago

How tf does he just go wherever he wants? Somebody please just fucking get rid of him.

Have we forgotten how many 5 year olds that man has deflowered?

He shouldn't be anywhere near public places.

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Adirable 14 points a month ago

Raped. How many 5 year old he raped. Call it what it was, don't downplay shit that creature has done

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smh 4 points a month ago

tbh, "deflowered" sounds grosser to me than "rape", in this context. It's like spraying perfume at a cess pool: highlighting the ick by pretending to disguise it.

In other words, the term "rape" feels clinical and accurate to me. "Deflowered" feels emotional and super gross to me. Neither downplays it for me.

YMMV because emotions and feelings are like they are and your feelings are are as valid as mine.

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eestileib 1 point a month ago

I got raped at about that age.

Using the term "deflowered" to describe what happened to me makes me feel like you were part of it.

If that's the message you want to send, I guess that's your call, but you're not gonna make a lot of friends doing it.

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smh 4 points a month ago

I didn't use the term "deflowered", I explained how it made me feel when someone else used it. I said it's a gross term and makes me feel gross to hear, which feels like the appropriate reaction to hearing about raped children.

It sucks that you were raped and I'll take your experience into consideration when I emotionally evaluate the word "deflowered" when I encounter it used to describe experiences similar to your experience.

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IPeaceInYourFace 1 point 25 days ago

Yea I specifically picked that word because it's more visceral and disgusting.

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DarkFuture 1 point a month ago

He's a traitor. If there's any justice in America he'll be tried and executed.

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Redvenom 43 points a month ago

He wants to be on the picture to lie to his fan base,

"I remember that day, I was just watching the game, very tight game, When the spanish coach saw me, and came to me with tears running down his face, Mr.President please help us!

I didn't like that son of a bitch, but other people started cheering me, I say what the hell, I'll show them. so The coach ask for the substitution, so He got out Ronaldo, Ronaldo He is a very good friend of mine, very good player, I saw Him on the way out and told Him, Don't worry my child, let me take care of it.

The coach asked me to keep the game tied, but there was still a few minutes, I asked for the ball and ran to the other side of the court, people were impressed, how fast are you Mr.President?!, Argentina tried to stop me, very dirty players the Argentinians, but I knew all of theirs tricks, I saw Mbappe and told Him, Mbappe I'm going to pass you the ball so you can score, but He told me I don't know if i can do it Mr.President, the boy was right. This needed a man, so He saw me in the eyes and gave me the captain ribbon.

All the stadium was chanting my name, Trump! Trump! Trump!

so I saw an opening and took the shoot, I was in the 43rd yard so it was a difficult shoot, nothing but net, Argentina was crying they could not believe it.

You know I'm very humble, maybe the most humble man alive, so they offer to give me the world cup, but you know me, I don't like the spotlight, I just let them enjoy the celebration, that's why I appear at the side in this photo."

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Wolf314159 20 points a month ago

This is way too coherent.

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BarneyPiccolo 7 points a month ago

He didn't call anything "beautiful."

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sydd 1 point a month ago

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Opisek 17 points a month ago

First time I ever read a trump fanfic

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fakeman_pretendname 3 points a month ago

I suspect they are not a fan of Trump

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D_C 16 points a month ago

I enjoyed this but it's still a 7/10 from me.

I mean, there was no mention of a family member being an expert in something.
No calling people "folks".
No mention of Sleepy Joe Biden.
No accusations about how the election was rigged.
No serious tangents being taken.
No mention of being the most disrespected but best president ever. EVER.
No spelling mistakes or wrong words used.
And why oh why was there no one dropping to their knees and begging for help?
Ok, yes, there were tears, but no begging? No big burly men dropping to their knees? Oh, come on!!!

7/10. Next time try harder to make it more unbelievable for it to be believable!!

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ToiletFlushShowerScream 32 points a month ago

Oh gawd - it's so embarrassing

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sem 24 points a month ago

What's the first picture

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Aneb 24 points a month ago

And why is he not a part of the team if he is wearing blue?

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starik 27 points a month ago

It’s Drake. They gave him matching Nike swag.

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NotASharkInAManSuit 22 points a month ago

Shut the fuck up, Donnie! You’re out of your fucking element!

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joeljoelle 18 points a month ago

how is anyone supposed to take anything seriously anymore fr

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PotatoesFall 17 points a month ago

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justOnePersistentKbinPlease 15 points a month ago

You need to get the better frame where you can see Infantino's arm trying to get the orange moron to follow him.

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shweddy 12 points a month ago

Why is he throwing it back

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DarkFuture 11 points a month ago

The moment that felon rapist's face showed up on the screen the entire bar I was in started loudly booing. Probably 50-60 people. I started shouting FELON RAPIST over and over.

One of the few moments of political hope I've felt in the last decade.

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achsonaja 7 points a month ago

I know he's got a thing about his hands, but please tell me this isn't edited. His hand do look so small comparatively.

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ivanafterall 6 points a month ago

Trump is like closeted Mac, Uncle Jack, and Frank had a baby.

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D_C 5 points a month ago

Average or large hands would look small when put next to that huge lump of wobbling gonorrhoea.
And it really doesn't help that those hands are smaller than average.

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Railcar8095 4 points a month ago

Not edited. They had to push him out for the other pictures

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far_university1990 5 points a month ago

Red apple. Annoying orange.

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