Man & Mouse

a month ago by liquorice to c/funny

Dagamant 98 points a month ago

I have seen mice eat each other alive. I’m 100% sure they would build a mousetrap

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lepthesr 9 points a month ago

I'm pretty sure they just do when starved? Maybe a target opportunity if it's dead, but I'm curious how you've seen this?

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Dagamant 19 points a month ago path: 0 24900679 24901146 24901828, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 3
greencoil 4 points a month ago

An alternative view point : https://www.lrb.co.uk/...

The accuracy of Calhoun’s observations about rat sociology, still less their relevance to human society, remains a matter of debate. Even at the time he was criticised for the methodologies of his experiments (one colleague at NIMH told him that ‘there are so many variables in your research that you can’t possibly draw any conclusions about anything’).

Many of the behaviours he considered ‘aberrant’ – cannibalism, aggression, homosexual mating – are not uncommon in rodent society. As both books acknowledge, his experiments have never been successfully replicated by other researchers, and wild colonies of rats don’t seem to display any of the personality types he so vividly described. He rarely published in mainstream scientific journals, saying that his concerns were so pressing that he didn’t have time to wait for peer review.

It seems plausible that Calhoun was responsible for creating the conditions for population collapse. He only cleaned out Universe 25 every six to eight weeks; disease and parasitism could account for many of the phenomena he thought were due to mere proximity. It can’t have helped that, other than the ladders and ramps, the Universes didn’t provide much in the way of stimulation. Calhoun thought of his rat cities as utopias, but they seem more like well-stocked prisons. No wonder they didn’t bring out the best in the inmates.

I generally raise eye brows any time the dangers of overpopulation come up, as it always a concern of eugenicists. These sorts of research studies are constantly looking for data that confirms beliefs they already held, and they never want to look any further in what the root causes are. The foregone conclusion is always demanding population control, followed with the healthy dose of "I'm just asking questions!".

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Malyca 4 points a month ago

I didn't know about this, fascinating

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CPMSP 2 points a month ago

That's some powerful shit

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village604 9 points a month ago

Keep pet mice for long enough and you'll witness cannibalism.

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lepthesr 3 points a month ago

Starved?

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the_riviera_kid 8 points a month ago

No, they just do that. Mice are jerks.

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jaschen306 73 points a month ago

The quote actually originated from a German aphorist named Werner Mitsch (1936–2009).

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notsure 16 points a month ago

I appreciate your diligence.

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Redjard 16 points a month ago

People would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
- Albert Einstein

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MidsizedSedan 2 points a month ago

I read it on the internet. Therefore its true.

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NigelFrobisher 10 points a month ago

People in the past got much better job titles than us.

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fakeman_pretendname 4 points a month ago

"If you're self-employed, you can assign yourself any job title you want."

- Fakeman Pretendname, Double-Emperor

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speakupattheback 40 points a month ago

Is there anything more pathetic than falsely attributing a banal quotation you like to Albert Einstein so people on the internet take it more seriously.

This one's been doing the rounds for years but there's a bunch

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SkaveRat 32 points a month ago

-- Albert Einstein

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filcuk 9 points a month ago

Wise man indeed, way ahead his time apparently

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Johanno 10 points a month ago

Always trust random texts with wrong attribution on the Internet.

-- Buddha

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 3 points a month ago

that's funny

— Alexander the great

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the_riviera_kid 22 points a month ago

Only because they can't.

I've kept mice, they would absolutely build a mouse trap if they could. They are cold, vicious little jerks.

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AliOski 12 points a month ago

Well duh, they are too stupid for that.

They will definitely kill the other mouse if that means they'll survive instead.

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ThrowawayPermanente 10 points a month ago

But one day they might have tiny little guns

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phorq 5 points a month ago

I've only read about one with a motorcycle and seen a movie about one that could cook. So yeah, definitely some mafia/gang stuff going on there...

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a month ago

i did see this one about mice wizards too. multiple ones about mice wizards.

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peteypete420 9 points a month ago

We confirmed this quote? I dont wanna be a dick, but I am a dick. Just asking.

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ExLisper 11 points a month ago

I did, it's 100% true. He wrote it in his diary it in 1953 after attending the original Barbenhainer screenings.

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Shady_Shiroe 4 points a month ago

I hate time travelers constantly messing with time and getting to see movie before we do, they probably already played GTA 6 too.

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ExLisper 2 points a month ago

Noooo, it was the original 1953 Barbie and Oppenheimer movies, not the 2023 remakes.

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AxisExperience9 4 points a month ago

Let's normalize categorizing this sort of behavior as non-dickish. Now, more than ever, and especially on the internet, we should be questioning everything we see. We must stop passively ingesting everything we see on the internet as fact. So good on you for questioning.

edit: grammar

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SCmSTR 3 points a month ago

Pics or it didn't happen

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peteypete420 2 points a month ago

Ill slid it in your dms as soon as i get a chance.

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SCmSTR 1 point a month ago

🙃

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numbermess 8 points a month ago

And that man's name? Albert Einstein (maybe)

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resipsaloquitur 8 points a month ago

Bro hasn’t watched five minutes of discovery channel.

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bitjunkie 8 points a month ago

Nah they just eat each other alive, far more civil

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Magnum 5 points a month ago

I can confirm this, I was the singular stone Albert always carried around.

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blueworld 5 points a month ago

Given the OpenAI/HuggingFace Agentic AI breaking loose and diagnostics to find it, this seems to frame our direction right now. We seem to be barreling ahead into making our own mantrap.

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eah 9 points a month ago

That was just an advertisement for the AI companies. I'm surprised the media aired it. Well,... not surprised. It's the media.

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crispbacon99 2 points a month ago

Not just that but it's like the third time they've done this. I remember them saying the same about fable 5 but from using it myself, wasn't drastically different from previous models

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bloogoose 5 points a month ago
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starman2112 3 points a month ago

Mice absolutely would build a mouse trap if they could lmao

Here's an aphorism for you: humans are the only species with the requisite knowledge to build the atomic bomb, and the good sense to know when to quit using it

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Pyr_Pressure 2 points a month ago

If they were smart enough they would. Keep the competition out of their building. Too many mice running around and the exterminators gets called. One smart mouse and they'll hardly even notice.

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bstix 0 points a month ago

A fake quote about traps and putting a hair on the image is a nice self reference to what this really is.

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