Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

3 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

dohpaz42 64 points 3 months ago

Mitochondria is the Napster of the cell.

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yuriRO 18 points 3 months ago

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jesusactuallyhateshorses 15 points 3 months ago

Lars is the virus.

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squirrel 5 points 3 months ago

Lars in a blanket, looking at you

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Steve 28 points 3 months ago

You wouldnโ€™t download a virus.

Oh, wait

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Kolanaki 13 points 3 months ago

If every cell in my body was seeding, you'd be able to download The Bee Movie in like 2 seconds.

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vanillama 6 points 3 months ago

Do you also have Shrek

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Kolanaki 6 points 3 months ago

Only Shrek 3.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago

What about Bee Movie 2

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vrek 12 points 3 months ago

Back before writing when everything was oral history this was technically true. I mean files were stories and peer to peer transfer was telling each other stories.

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lugal 4 points 3 months ago

? That has nothing to do with viruses?

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vrek 3 points 3 months ago

True but also the image didn't either?

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lugal 5 points 3 months ago

Are we talking about the same image? Because the image I'm talking of says: (my emphasis)

fun fact:
your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer to peer file sharing

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vrek 4 points 3 months ago

Ok fine, it used the word virus, I just didn't consider that the primary point. Sorry if I upset you with my response earlier

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SlothMama 11 points 3 months ago

Or just silently mining crypto

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Baguette 11 points 3 months ago

Oh no I'm overheating how do I avoid thermal throttling

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TwilightKiddy 3 points 3 months ago

I heard better cooling solutions help. Have you tried eating icecream?

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luciferofastora 4 points 3 months ago

Ice cream is a bit of an uneven cooler solution, only cooling selective components that might not be involved with any actually productive processes, which may then end up drawing more power if the thermal throttling is deactivated for those parts. So you'd be getting better cooling in total, but it won't be evenly distributed.

That's why things like cold wraps are more effective: They're water cooling for heat sinks covering large thermal conductors that will reduce the total system temperature and help avoid a catastrophic shutdown.

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HeHoXa 8 points 3 months ago

... they're mutating (brute force cracking encrypted patterns) and transmitting (peer to pert data sharing)... I am a nucleic acid server

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idriss 6 points 3 months ago

I caught mine mining btc

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hakunawazo 2 points 3 months ago

Whatever you do, don't close port number 2 permanently.

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