If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don't fall for peer pressure!
bandwidthcrisis 39 points 3 months ago
Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too....
vrek 14 points 3 months ago
Yes, I would. I don't surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there's a reason. I don't know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff... Its probably best choice
InputZero 16 points 3 months ago
From Brooklyn 99
Jake: "So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?"
Captain Holt: "If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff."
AdrianTheFrog 6 points 3 months ago
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rob_t_firefly 3 points 3 months ago
All your friends just gave me five bucks.
Abyssian 9 points 3 months ago
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I'd hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
TheTechnician27 8 points 3 months ago
I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we're assuming it's literally "a cliff", singular, they'd probably physically have to stop at some point.)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago
I'd be the first one off, what are you talking about
kayzeekayzee 41 points 3 months ago
This is actually really wholesome
I wonder if their interest was in all popes or just a specific one
Grail 5 points 3 months ago
That guy would've loved pope fights
Abyssian 15 points 3 months ago
That's what I thought too, but it's more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.
Nature is so strange and beautiful.
captainlezbian 2 points 3 months ago
They don't have to cut it off, it simply recedes under the right social conditions
Burninator05 5 points 3 months ago
Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won't sit through a NG special on the Pope.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 months ago
what about the NG+ special on the Pope? you even get to keep your popeslayer hat and monocle from your previous watchthrough
EmilieEasie 23 points 3 months ago
I absolutely love this. I worked with mentally ill adults and children and I knew a few who could use some custom lessons about hygiene.
andros_rex 8 points 3 months ago
Do you know the Clothes On song?
EmilieEasie 4 points 3 months ago
That's awesome!
bandwidthcrisis 3 points 3 months ago
Yo Gabba Gabba has a "don't bite your friends" song. (Although it's not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)
ChaoticNeutralCzech 13 points 3 months ago
Here's a fan edit
General_Effort 10 points 3 months ago
Boys need good, male role models.
flambonkscious 4 points 3 months ago
Fortunately, there's a manosphere for that...
finallymadeanaccount 3 points 3 months ago
Well, it wouldn't have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago
TRAIN HARDER AT BITING, REGINALD
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This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn't want to sit. So my BIL said "Look at everybody. Mommy's sitting. Daddy's sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we'd like you to sit too! Can't eat food like that if you're standing!"
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those "so THIS is what good parenting looks like...." moments.
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