10. Compensated Anarchist

20 days ago by cannedtuna to c/lemmyshitpost

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Transcription of image with list:

 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

phillybuster_parfait 51 points 20 days ago

Transcription of image with list:

 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

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cannedtuna 12 points 20 days ago

Thanks. Adding to description

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MacNCheezus -2 points 20 days ago

Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I've ever seen

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anomnom 18 points 20 days ago

I thought it was a code block in markdown.

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dwemthy 43 points 20 days ago

Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

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AliasVortex 20 points 20 days ago

Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 16 points 20 days ago

Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 11 points 20 days ago

I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER

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WhyIHateTheInternet 10 points 20 days ago

Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 20 points 20 days ago

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE πŸ’œ

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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Akrenion 6 points 20 days ago

How do I follow an account on here?

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 9 points 20 days ago

BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY

(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)

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kn0wmad1c 19 points 20 days ago

Hello fellow crawler

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WhyIHateTheInternet 7 points 20 days ago

Why did I read that in Frank's voice

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SubArcticTundra 10 points 20 days ago

Oh, that's me! Former child 🀝

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 28 points 20 days ago

I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.

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PattyMcB 11 points 20 days ago

(Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 10 points 20 days ago

Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.

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PattyMcB 6 points 20 days ago

You're Lemmy-famous!

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Valmond 3 points 20 days ago

Sorry, job's already taken.

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MacNCheezus 1 point 20 days ago

I'm sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.

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outlawcarl 19 points 20 days ago

How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...

Will settle for being a Holy fool

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frog 9 points 20 days ago

According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.

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nailingjello 11 points 20 days ago

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outlawcarl 3 points 20 days ago

Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭

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VibeSurgeon 16 points 20 days ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?

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cannedtuna 7 points 20 days ago

Yup

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Honytawk 9 points 20 days ago

12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.

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TigerAce 4 points 20 days ago

You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.

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CultLeader4Hire 9 points 20 days ago

Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??

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MacNCheezus 5 points 20 days ago

Please LMK how the application process works

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BottleCaptain 2 points 20 days ago

Ask your local priest.

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dylanmorgan 9 points 20 days ago

Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 8 points 20 days ago

"Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"

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cannedtuna 8 points 20 days ago

Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202

(Don’t get me wrong, I love Donut)

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 20 days ago

EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

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Lushed_Lungfish 8 points 20 days ago

"I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."

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ZILtoid1991 7 points 20 days ago

If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?

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Geldaran 2 points 20 days ago

You be whomever you need to be. πŸ‘

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tacosanonymous 6 points 20 days ago

Y'all are getting paid?!

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SubArcticTundra 6 points 20 days ago

I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!

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RememberTheApollo_ 4 points 20 days ago

Somehow I think β€œwoke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.

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PattyMcB 4 points 20 days ago

Sign me up for highwayman!

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Jagarico 5 points 20 days ago

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TimeNaan 2 points 18 days ago

Google debunker

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captainlezbian 1 point 20 days ago

Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea

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