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Top 10 jobs kids want
1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor
Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist
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Top 10 jobs kids want
1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor
Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist
Thanks. Adding to description
Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I've ever seen
Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.
Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure
I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER
Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!
THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE π
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY
(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)
Why did I read that in Frank's voice
Oh, that's me! Former child π€
I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.
Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now Iβm back.
I'm sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.
How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...
Will settle for being a Holy fool

Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! π
Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?
Yup
Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??
Please LMK how the application process works
Ask your local priest.
Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and thatβs where my real passion is.
"Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"
Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202
(Donβt get me wrong, I love Donut)
EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE
ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.
"I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."
If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?
Y'all are getting paid?!
I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!
Somehow I think βwoke moralistβ is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.
Nah.
Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea
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